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Owen Patrick Joyner

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🇺🇸🇩🇪 • Alex in “Julie and the Phantoms”• Netflix

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clearly mistakes were made
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When I was 10 I asked a girl to be my girlfriend while playing a school dance. I haven’t seen her since that magical night but we never broke up. Happy 10 years babe❤️
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My favorite memory of season 1: performing body percussion in “This Band is Back”.
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I’m not one to flex but I have Spotify Premium and Apple Music.
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Did Julie and the Phantoms win THREE EMMYS???????
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Feel like everyone realizes they’re an adult at different times. For me it was when I went straight to taking two Advil instead of one.
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Had a dream Dua Lipa texted me to make a song together. Woke up and checked my phone. She didn’t really text.
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Anyone else feel like a wizard when they make the little bubbles from the dish soap bottle.
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I think Olivia Rodrigo is the alien the Pentagon has been talking about. It's the only way I can make sense of it. Her music is absurdly good.
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I don’t mean 90% of what I say. Just so some of you know.
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WE WON!! Thank you guys ❤️ and thank you @MTVAwards
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Someone’s gotta let old people know they don’t have to move their mask down to talk.
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this songs good
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I have too many t-shirts in my closet....
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I think once I have a time machine I’ll go back and murder everyone that said “looks like I’m stayin off the road” when I got my drivers permit.
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When you squirt too much shampoo out in the shower do you also try to suck it back up the bottle.
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When you worked your ass off to get on a television show and a girl lip syncing into a mirror makes more money than you 🔥🔥💯
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So there’s layer of ice on my apartment floor and my landlord told me it’s only supposed to be cold for three more days...what a solution. Anyway can I borrow someone’s ice skates.
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If I had Mary Poppins purse I’d steal so much stuff.
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Is there anything more satisfying then that little clickity sound your vacuum makes when picking up? Just me. Cool.
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I’m so lazy I’ll throw all of my pillows at the door to try and shut it.
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I hope covid particles are bigger than fart particles cause my mask defininitely isn’t stopping them. That was a tough plane ride.
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Shell I don’t want a car wash. I’ll never want a car wash. Please stop asking. Just gas.
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2015. Masks were far away, Vine was thriving and Rae Sremmurd was screaming at you to unlock the swag. Simpler times.
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The piano intro in “Bright” started playing and I was like “damn what’s this song called”
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Thinking about carrying a plastic gallon of water around and telling everyone that I work out. Feel like I would look sick.
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I’m gonna start using “thank you kindly” a lot more.
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Some of yoUUUOOO didn’t listen to “Crank That” everyday and it shows. Lol get it.
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Knowing an artist before they get big is the biggest flex.
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I want Jason Mraz to scat at me during my wedding ceremony
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Here’s to one year of JATP being on air you lovely people. Thank you ❤️
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Guys I don’t remember this but apparently I ordered a bidet.....
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Bindi just farted herself awake. She’s currently trying to find the source of the noise.
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Everyone on the flight to Maui is in a really good mood for some reason.
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I’ve been moving in all week and I was super excited about my new place but I had a gnarly allergic reaction and we found a bunch of mold :(
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I’ve never passed a 60+ year old man riding a children’s bike that hasn’t yelled at my car
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Just took my mask off to go to the bathroom...
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Sami told me to tweet something.
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You’re telling me the boyfriend gets all pissy that she has to kinda put him off for a maximum of a year so she can live her dream as a journalist. Then she quits her job, says sorry, now he has her move to Boston for his dream job!! I have problems with The Devil Wears Prada.
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Everyone got mad guys. I’m team everyone. 😬🤕❤️
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Nothing makes me happier than getting a Yahtzee.
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Sitting next to a person that actually reads the airline magazines. I’ve never met a sociopath.
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HELP WANTED! Looking for someone to walk behind me with Sam Puckets remote so people know when to laugh at my jokes.
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Thank you everyone for waiting so long and staying up so late. I hope you know how much it means to me and I hope it was at least a little worth it! You guys are badass ❤️
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Dammit...
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Woah. Justice. Beautiful day.
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Tweet. See. I did it.
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Bar chords are stupid
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I forgot I had a Twitter.
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I forgot about this. But this was beautiful, thank you🥰
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I f$cked up
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You guys are cool❤️
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“Material possessions wont bring you sustained happiness.” Then explain a trampoline.
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Throne* don’t text and drive....
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i love everyone. unless you say expecially, excape, are instead of our, and liberry. you’re dead to me.
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Pretty jealous of people with two equal sized eyes.
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Hello! I love you guys, thanks for being so nice and supportive always! Lucky me.
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It’s especially. Not expecially.
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I delete a tweet cause I don’t think it’s funny and everyone thinks they caught me doin something sneaky haha
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Can’t wait for my 21st to find out what beer tastes like! #July19th
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I like when they say “trust the process” on the bachelorette. So so true.
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Thanks to everyone that tuned into the “Chelsea Film Festival”. The signs at the end got me. Thank you❤️
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Whew. You don’t know empowered until you listen to Avril Lavigne while working out.
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All jokes aside. I do not deserve the sway house.
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Guys I think my metal credit card is stopping my Tesla card from working.
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I think if I wasn’t an actor I’d go into Stack Cup. Really give it a good go.
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Things my mom was right about that I always laughed at: Keeping hand lotion in your car. Simply genius.
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He’s always right. And it always stings.
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AGT gold buzzer act idea: carrying all of your laundry from one side of the stage to the other without dropping anything. No basket.
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I need to shave and put some lotion on. You could say I look a lil busted. People are telling me to take a nap on tik tok...
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I think my personal hell would be seeing what I look like eating in my car.
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I audibly gag when I hear the clean version of WAP. Who the hell thought of “wet and gushy”.
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My day is always a little better when I’m wearing lulu lemon underwear.
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I’m leaving my children nothing when I die. Just a thumb drive with all of my self tapes on it.
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This tweet is for everyone that can drink a coffee and have no effects. Don’t take your steel stomach for granted.
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Being told “Have a blessed day” is interesting. Feels like something that’s not really up to me.
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Do you guys have those songs you add because the idea of being into that artist seems coo, but you don’t actually ever listen to it.
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People did not vibe with that last one....lol
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There’s a strange feeling of disappointment when you re-use a dryer sheet.
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would you rather have a season 2 of JATP or a sandbox with free installation
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in my mind if I’m eating...it’s not procrastination
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Feel like someone’s messing with me. Hippos are too good to be true.
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“It won’t be long now” sheeeeeeeesh
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if you only use the hand sanitizer in the bathroom and don’t actually wash your hands we gotta talk
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Coffee + Owens Colon = New Toilet
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Texas you’re just filled with good drivers
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Just saw @owenjoyner at Walmart. He was very rude. I asked to take a picture with him and he simply replied “Eww” and sprinted into the tire section.
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Thanks to Netflix I bought a Keurig just so I don’t have to wait for hot water for my oatmeal.
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i really like Shawn Mendes
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I hate this roomba
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Guess who just found a penny on the ground??
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Think about how many people a day are probably holding in a poo while you’re talking to them....
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thought it was grease lightnin...guys it's greased lightnin
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I think it’s a requirement to wear hiking boots and cargo shorts in Whole Foods. I’ve just been doing it wrong this whole time.
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twitters mean. why do I come here.
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It’s my brand
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I really wanna be a bartender...is that weird
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Can’t sleep... really excited to see you guys tomorrow:)
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I followed Tom Siwa for two years before realizing he had unfollowed me haha
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only fans is back baby! Charlie and I still have careers.
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