Jamie Oswald
@oswaldxxl
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Analytics enthusiast with a side of gangsta. Better check yo'self before you compromise your data's integrity. Thoughts are my own.
St. Louis, MO
Joined January 2009
Big if true.
I take it back. The earth heroes make sense
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I’m tired of hearing you xennials dying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail and talking about what classroom you watched the Challenger explode in - tell me about your shared trauma from the shipwreck episode of The Voyage of the Mimi.
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Princess Bride was a perfect movie, but I think a reboot would be fun. Who should play who? I’ll go first. Ryan Reynolds as Westley.
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How do you know it was your hotel who broke into it?
BREAKING: After I left the courthouse where I was reporting on @MrAndyNgo’s trial against Antifa, I found that my car was broken into by my hotel. The windows were busted out, items were stolen, and personal identification documents were taken—I’m obviously upset.
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Waiting for the @BWWings /@seanseaevans /@firstwefeast collab and research project. I wanna know if I actually like spicy more than average.
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Coaches: I have no problem with long practices. I have issues with practices that “run long”. You want to run my kids for 183 minutes? No problem. Just make it look that way in the crappy Team Management tool of your choice.
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Also got the Oscar for best actor in a conference finals.
The real MVP
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The fact that this happens at the same time as America is closer than it’s ever been to a dictatorship is 😘
We've basically accepted that a bunch of innocent people will regularly get massacred so that, in the incredibly unlikely event of America becoming a dictatorship, people will be able to shoot soldiers.
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5 NBA Finals. 4 wins. 1 Fjnals MVP. 💀 🐐
Stephen Curry’s legendary Game 7: 50 points 8 rebounds 6 assist 20/38 FG 7/18 3PT +25 My GOAT emptied the fuckin clip tonight 😮💨
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I just earned the 'Beer of the World (Level 2)' badge on @untappd!
untappd.com
Beer of the World (Level 2): Traveling the world is hard, but not for you. It's as easy as cracking open a new brew! You have had a beer from at least 10 different regions around the world. Try 5...
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This season of Succession is crazy, man.
All of this happened today before 5 pm: • Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon fired • Aaron Rodgers traded to the Jets • Pras Michel case headed to jury • Disney layoffs • Arrest warrant for Bam Margera • SEGA workers form union • Ed Sheeran music copyright trial begins
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My big boy @michaeldoorbell’s college-level arguing team has made Nationals and is looking for support to get there. Last chance for a charitable donation to cleanse your soul before Lent/Ramadan/Lobsterfest is over? @mostate
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Wore my Lebrons for #realwife’s surgery yesterday. They provided enough comfort and support for both of us since she kicked butt. @KingJames #LebronXX
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