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2 years
@krugersville @MusaKhawula Literally 😂🤌🏿 The trash that money allows people to do is actually insane. Reminds me of this classic Stogie T tweet…
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@DailyLoud His hands got him looking like a PS2 GTA character 😭
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@polo_man404 Now…remember Polo, they do the BBL for THEMSELVES, NOT for a man! 🤣
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@AdvBarryRoux If peer pressure had a face 💀
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@Phenzooo @nkosimag Her: I don’t have money to pay for this trip… Uber Driver: what do you propose we do about this predicament we find ourselves in? Her: weellllll….. [porn music starts playing] At least that’s how it goes in my head 🤷🏾‍♂️
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1 year
Musa Khawula getting a studio and moving to YouTube is exactly the sort of comeback I wanted for him🥹🔥 Makunyiwe in 4K!
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8 months
@Jameca2011 Only for it to weaponised against us later, oh hell nah!
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@fcfortune Because they are mad she made it and they didn’t. “How dare she” kind of attitude. What I hate is that it does seem to affect her, given some of her tweets. 😕
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1 year
@BCRealityy Him and the ANC have helped me realise that liberation movements should not run a country because they have a lot of entitlement which leads to corruption.
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3 months
@Lwanda_ I wonder, was it someone who had debts and spent their last money to leave the country? Or is it people who may have died while out the country/overseas and the lawyers are still wapping up the estate etc… 🤔
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@spectatorindex Bro remembered the crazy stock situation with PS5 due to chip shortage, he ain’t doing all that waiting again😂
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7 months
@emily_teffoME @soldatlunga_ This makes sense, the issue is that a lot of them want “princess treatment” from the get-go and don’t want to give “king treatment”. Basically they want a dude to be their father and BF at their big age. There is this sense of “I deserve it because I exist” mentality. It’s wild!
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@Ke_Arturo He dealt with her hey🤣 It’s interesting how some people think they can do something like humiliate someone, then they feel attacked when retaliation comes 🤣🙈 Accountability, dololo. Disappointing stuff coming from Seema, she’s usually level headed.
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2 years
@011Shiesty @MusaKhawula Keep babygirl’s name out of this mess 😭 let her RIP
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8 months
@crazyclipsonly Word is…he still doesn’t know what he did wrong. 🤷🏾‍♂️ We never do…
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@Tshigude1 @atangofficial_ What is this 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
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7 months
@SaycheeseDGTL Damn, we are about to see a WHOLE LOT MORE of him 😂😅🙈 he will be doing crazy amounts of clout chasing stuff to pay this off.
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2 years
@KARABOLOVESYOUU @Newzroom405 @MbuyiseniNdlozi It’s because of POPI Act, which relates to information privacy, are you unable to read? Do you actually not understand the POPI Act? Just say so.
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@A_Ross @yung_glizz @mbrkhrdt @DylanMcD8 “shipped one exclusive camera feature for it” y’all already named plenty, your job is done, y’all cooked. 😄👏🏾
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2 years
@malee_tee @lovethimna Nah! Kid needs to learn about life 🤣
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2 years
@Sim_Saliwa @MusaKhawula No he doesn’t, he’s rich 🤣 he don’t need to explain shit. Everyone knows why they are in this situation, either get in line or go back to where she came from.
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@Ke_Arturo @bchinyakata @Abraham_Hamabra @OzzieGqada @0Ndumasi @mona_tef @blak_cottn @_Kimbo_slicee Lol, the amount of energy this must have taken🤣 Some okes would have drowned.
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@Abramjee A shame whistleblowers, investigators and people who are just trying to generally fix the country are the ones being targeted and killed. May Cloete Murray and his son Rest in Peace. 🕊️
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2 years
@SimbaMutseta @DJZinhle Medical aid is a scam until you get into a car accident and you are in hospital for 2 weeks and the bill is thousands even hundreds of thousands then suddenly you realise why medical aid is great. People always learn the hard way with medical aid, I’ve seen it far too many times
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@lub_adam @LekentleM @DrN15138397 That is every parent’s nightmare hey😭 even me I am not a parent but this is heartbreaking
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1 year
The danger in falling for #ibelieveher is that when the person comes with claims like “it could have been his dark aura” then you all just look silly in going with her story even after the court found her to be dishonest. #PodcastAndChill #TolAssMo #macg
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@6uhle Pretty much. Now consider the fact that this story could have come out 20 years later and people would be like “why is Elsa only speaking out now?” Can never win. Good she spoke out now while she is young, able to rebuild her career and stand up for herself.
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@BrendaSA17 Exactly! 🤣🤣🤣 they will tweet in a taxi about how they wouldn’t buy a Kwid, banye straight on days like this. People like to stand on some make believe high ground sometimes yazi 😂
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2 years
@MusaKhawula They were married? I was today years old when I found out these 2 were even together at some point 🤣
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8 months
@Sharon_Bava People need to clarify that the 15 Pro Max cracked and yet the 15 Pro didn’t.
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2 years
@lethabomX @lovethimna Fvck that, let him catch the hands of life in fifa, he’ll grow up to be strong shem🤣
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@tim_cook Quite the hint
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@CliffShiko The rainbow nation 🌈 🥹 look at that, collaborating in corruption, uTata would be so multiracially disappointed. No but seriously, this is horrific and so amazing at the same time🤣
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@Abramjee Damn 😕 deepest condolences to the family and friends of that person.
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2 years
@Bonisile_RMS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yeses, PR management in full swing, a holding statement of note this.
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@EmbeeMalema @MusaKhawula Long as you are prepared to not really own anything of your own and do whatever they want you to do until they throw you away 🙈 These situations don’t end well, if this is true it will be painful for the child to grow up as “the child who came from infidelity”
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@MelikhayaL3006 Lol, selling the bags after they have been looted of all valuable belongings 😂
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11 months
@PhoneDice @clipsthatgohard Like honestly 🫠 the algorithm is working overtime to traumatise us.
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8 months
“Phone’s getting jizzed on” @FlossyCarter went straight into demon time on his review 😂 WILD!
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2 years
@Leenel_T @Solphendukaa This is exactly the cycle I have been on.Absolutely cannot believe it!Dude seemed to be on top of the world, he had The Voice, then also African Bank that he just launched a campaign with, Cotton Fest next month etc… man’s was WORKING working, seemed to be strength to strength
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@AbhishekMarkets Most likely NOTHING, simply due to them having the smallest holding company.
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@BlxckSwiss_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gowishing in 4K is nasty business…
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2 years
@cnehshuga Tamia needs to get out of there 🥺😭 it’s not too late, someone needs to tell her
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@TheShadeRoomEnt Kayla more mature than people older than her.
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@Munyai_R_Gundo 1. Generational wealth 2. Their parents taught them that money in the bank is sexier than a German car installment that chows 50% of your salary 3. They save and bargain, they don’t pursue stupid fashion labels 4. They created a system for us to want to spend while they bank
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@thee_adv @Ndi_Muvenda_ Gone in sigeeesty seconds…
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@MDNnewss The stories to make her look innocent/create sympathy for her are going to get wilder and wilder. This rollercoaster has only just began 🙈
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@eugenekhoza 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 We still need another one of these though… 🤣
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@durreadan01 @MKBHD An iPhone winning ANYTHING will trigger an Apple hater, it’s become the “in thing” to do for those who want to seem “different” 😂 Absolutely agreed, the high quality photographic consistency has been incredible going back many years and the video is unmatched and unbeaten.
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@pmcafrica Reminds me of when Lois on Family Guy got buff🤣🙈 “hands on the headboard, chief!”
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2 years
I’m watching stories of people in VIP at #DStvDeliciousFestival2022 😭 Most of them are just shooting the screens because they can barely see the man. Now the people in general at the front and VVIP bona they are up close. Normal VIP should just be called “General Pro Max”.
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Lol, y’all about contradiction, here is a challenge asking women to expose themselves by someone who was judging another woman for exposing herself not so long ago. Stupidity on 💯 #NtsikiChallenge
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@Dumisane_rsa @Bonang @SizweDhlomo I know she had a G Wagon but looking at the reflection on the car that rammed her, seems she was in what looks like the current Range Rover Sport
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@zizoliciousM3 @Zamazophilazn Even in 2032 it will happen, this is Twirra 😂
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@MiniVelar Yep, I was thinking the same, a lot of people get caught up by curiosity. There are two types of vehicles I hate being close to on the road: - anything carrying hazardous substances/flammables - CIT trucks My mind go straight to Final Destination or CIT robbery thoughts 🙈💀
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@Ubuhleeee The W206 looks so damn good in almost every trim it comes in🥹🔥 Merc did the damn thing man!
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2 years
@sunny_hadebe SAICA need to put a rule around the usage of CA(SA) on social media because there are some rotten apples that are dragging this illustrious profession on Twitter. If it’s not the one hun who’s left her child with ugogo, it’s another saying kids mustn’t learn their home language🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Vusi_TheBoss @_motlatso_ 99% of them have to hide the blesser because he is wanted for corruption and the girlies are all sharing him, we are in a crazy era 🤣
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@maryjanexplored I am single men 🤣 I don’t know how it is for ladies, but as a gent, the datint pool after 25 seems to get ever wider, between people younger than you, your age mates and people older than you. That “many fish in the sea” thing is a curse and makes you wonder “why settle down?”
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@VusiMzobe Yoh, our people sometimes, they will cost the team unprovoked nje 🙈😭💀
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@Mistressssi @WhyUfikelate That time we are STILL waiting for a press conference from that one who was divorcing a DJ
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@Iamdelinquent_ I hope they were both in on this 😂 If not, had the roles been reversed this video would be trending and it would be endless “South African men 🚮 nwe nwe nwe…”
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@ChrisExcel102 And colourism is a big thing in that community, they segregate and judge each other by skin tone and hair type. There’s a lot of self hatred laphaya.
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@ArpitNahiMila It would be RIP smooth and fast experience, welcome legacy stutter and lag😭💀
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Sol’s Ghanaian accent is hilarious!!!! 🤣 Ain’t no way they don’t script this. #PodcastAndChill #podcastandchillwithmacg
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This person arrives in this helicopter here at The Campus office park in Bryanston EVERYDAY. Do you still think there is no money in South Africa? Takealot | #BlackFridayBrandOff | #Taxistrike | #Ауеруер
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@BusinessTechSA Ridiculous. As it stands we don’t even know or see where our current taxes go, barely anything works. For everything we are paying for we have a privatised version that we pay for that actually works. Water is now the latest thing after electricity, medical etc…
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@imbubudlu @Nala_Denga It’s social media, singena through the phones and watch in shock, amusement or shock
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2 years
@onlynemy Same here, heck Twitter is also my breaking news feed to, things often break here before traditional news even gets it, sometimes if traditional news do get it they break it on Twitter first to 🤣
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@soldatlunga_ Disney lied to them🤣
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@News24 I would have taken this more seriously if he was from let’s say Switzerland or Finland, NOT that crazy place call the USA though. 🤣 That being said, we do have a massive issue with crime and politicians who don’t care to do anything about it. Every South African knows this.
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@MDNnewss Girlies learning the hard way in terms of marrying someone who eats from a big family trust and “technically” doesn’t own anything… Generational wealth is a beautiful thing when the parents have ensured their children won’t get swindled by gold diggers.
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@Philan61068409 @Abramjee Lol, prevented by hooting?😂 My guy, here there was nothing anyone could have done. The person in the Qashqhai could have either tried to hang back or pass quicker, but that taxi was going to crash either way.
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@givvy_givven Dammit it's "Apocalypto" 😂 but I pronounce it the way I spelt it in the previous tweet. Lol
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@FemalePencil @pmcafrica Beautiful family. 🙌🏾
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@Kat_Blos Average SA man is 169cm, Kevin Hart is 158cm.
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@givvy_givven Apocolypto? 😂 I wrote that without Googling, let me check if I am right. By the way, such an epic movie!
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@msancanana @yonwaba_mzizi @oluwalatenda Her profile says "professional pessimist" this was never going to be a discussion, she said what she said 😂🤣😂
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@MusaKhawula SA rappers watching this video like…
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@pmcafrica Both 🤣 Group 1 - Monday to Thursday Group 2 - Friday to Sunday Life must have balance! 🤪
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Wizkid did the things on this one 🔥🤌🏾
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@pmcafrica Anyone have her handle?👀 I am seeking medical advice…
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@IamMzilikazi RIP to the bodyguard who died and condolences to his family 🙏🏾 The way these VIP protection unit guys drive though is incredibly dangerous, not surprised they crashed into each other in the July incident, I am always shocked at how they treat other motorists on the road too.
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@CNN Amazing news. 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Well done Australia, nobody is above the law.
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@MusaKhawula Haai shem, that other Musa scored here, this lady is stunning 🔥
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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk It’s been good knowing you Zack, keep fighting the good fight 👏🏿, it’s about to get super weird with the stans now in your comments and DMs🤣🙈💀
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@appltrack Honestly Apple could have done this for iPhone 13 series at the very least, the Dynamic Island and the 13 series notch don’t differ too much in size.
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@Vhoyde Jonah Hill clarified his boundaries, I think more of us should be clear before getting into a relationship on this before we land up with more Keke Palmer situations 🤣 If the boundaries set are not manageable for the other then either both of you find a compromise OR walk away.
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@MDNnewss Enhle was seen shaking…
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@Ke_Arturo This video HAS TO blow up🤣 Kaylee F**king Louw coming in with a new wave
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@MusaKhawula If “work hard, get the bag quietly and mind my own business” was a person.
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@bonganiii_ @MusaKhawula Let’s be real, he didn’t make him lose anything, moshe made his own decisions
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@sdw They were really in their design bag with the S21 series, I can still identify them in the wild to this day…
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@ZiFMStereo What a mess 😂🙈 Isipithipithi nje la…
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@MrBlackOG “Now you see somethin’…You know you done f#*ked up right?”😂
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@BLOSE_ZN @MusaKhawula In fact, there is a press conference that we are still waiting for from that other one who got on video with a candle 🕯️ about electricity not being paid 🤣
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@SpiwePrecious @AdvBarryRoux Exactly the internet never forgets and people keep forgetting this when they share stuff like this. Posts like this should be seen as cyber bullying. So glad when I was growing up phones recorded crap quality 🙈🤦🏽‍♂️👀 thiza!
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@nuffsaidny Using a classic Beanie Sigel track to clown Envy is hella savage 🤣😭💀
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