Oscar Noetzel
@OscarNoetzel
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♠️Damn Longhair ♣️He/Him/They/Them
Stevens Point, Wisconsin
Joined September 2011
When the email said free beer for the band but you ask and they give you 4 drink tickets instead
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There's still time
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If boomers don't stop calling someone making a copycat facebook profile being "hacked" I will delete all of facebook
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This place has the smell of a bar that is meticulously cleaned for good reason
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"I can tell your parents had a water bed when you were growing up"
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I had a moment of worrying about going bald today but it all went away when I realized that when that happens I'll just shave my head and get my scalp tattooed
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This sound guy calls anything that isn't a guitar, bass guitar, or drums a banjo let's go
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I had a house party this weekend and someone took a bite out of my good soap
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I just completed the first cash transaction at Ember & Elm at @DollyParton 's new resort Heartsong and then took maybe the first ever mirror selfie in the bathroom
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"That was Frank Yankovic with Who Stole The Kishka, requested by Carol who is dishin out gyros down in the Dells, hope you enjoyed"
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"This is a request from Flapjack who is selling tootsie rolls at the kwik trip, here's the Dutchmasters" is one if the best on airs I've ever heard from a dj, yall are sleeping on Saturday morning polka
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I was thinking about my handwriting today and remembered in school when we'd correct our "neighbor's" work sheet I'd erase and write the correct answer to help that person's score if I thought I could get away with it
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