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Amateur Runner | Human Carpenter | Retired TPD | Running Shoe Hoarder | Memes & Humour | my own views etc

Joined December 2019
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286 miles in 4 weeks. A well earned beverage
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Happy with last week's mileage / hours
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Radiologist telling you clinical correlation required
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When you remember you need to go back to work on Monday
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Lots of Hyrox folk out training on Glasgow Green this morning. How can I tell?. Easy. Topless. Lads. Don't be scared of the t-shirts. They won't hurt you.
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RT @robpain635: @DrSteveTaylor Well said. This is rough & ready but useful I think!
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Big day oot. 8 hours time on feet
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When you remember your all-inclusive ends soon and then you'll have to make your own dinner
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I've fractured UK - Italian international relations by having a cappuccino in the afternoon.
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RT @DudespostingWs: Timing “Free Bird” as soon as you hit 200,000 miles is legendary
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RT @evleaks: I'm gonna share something kinda personal, because I think it illustrates a very important point, one that's often overlooked b….
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I cannot wait for Des Linden to unleash herself on Ultras.
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Delete Outlook from your phone when you go on holiday. As you were.
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RT @ChadDinas: This is Sinner before clostebol, getting destroyed by 36-year-old Djokovic. Never forget. Taking drugs to gain a competiti….
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55 mile week to offset the all-inclusive. Decent.
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Oh good. It's the widgets
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Not my usual haunt
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When the patient wakes up with the American med students pre-rounding at 5am
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Especially not if they are cardiologists.
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Rule of thumb: You shouldn't listen to anyone's advice on exercise if they regularly use the word cardio.
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