Oluwadamilola
@orpahtorlah
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Project Management || #WomanInTech || Proud Foodie💃
Nigeria!
Joined July 2011
⚽📊Premier League + Power BI = Data tells a different story… Everyone is watching the @premierleague right now but ONE question dominates the conversation: Is this finally @Arsenal year… or another “almost” season? So I decided to answer it the only way I know how: With
Would have served this tonight but they say it’s bad to eat late in the night😅😅 So let’s serve it for breakfast tomorrow😎😋
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@sportxanalytics Man United outplayed City. Donnarumma at his best. 5-0 could have easily happened. City looked shaky under pressure. United showed serious threat.
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Same way Gen. Z are paying to learn Forex, Crypto and Trading😂😅
Millennials paid Computer Training Centers to teach them how to use Ms.Word, Corel Draw and Power Point. 🤣😭
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@ColinUdoh @bespoKENErd if i find out that Chukwueze cried last night, i’ll forgive him. it’s not about losing a penalty, it’s his nonchalancy at such a crucial moment. 11 players held a draw for 120minutes, your one role is net a penalty and that’s your best? at CAF not Lekki 5 aside o!!
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Please call Chantily to score 1 more corner 😆 🤣
If I call dem Dem go answer Make Una no worry 😉 I dy with Angel Micheal
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Alegirans are too funny bro, they're saying we bribed the Referee mfs our players and the whole country protest everytime before getting paid 😭😭😭😭
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Why You Should Never Give Water to an Accident Victim even When They’re Begging for It It sounds heartless… Someone just had an accident, they’re shaken, in pain, and saying “I’m thirsty.” Your instinct❓ Give water. ‼️DON'T 5 REASONS WHY IT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS A THREAD🧵
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Can’t Nollywood act a zombie movie or a movie someone invented something that the world accepted, or a movie about a pandemic, or maybe a movie about a president that ruled for 30 years and died in power, instead of all this one apartment movies, am I asking for too much ?
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I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler.
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High court in Zimbabwe ordered a newly married gay couple to be put under house arrest for 12 months and if by the end of the period none of them will be pregnant, the court further ordered a death penalty.
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Add this to it: Protect your peace like it’s your last born. Detach without drama. Choose growth over familiarity. Walk away quietly when respect leaves. Self respect is a lifestyle, not a phase.
Know your worth and don’t negotiate it. Control your emotions; don’t let them control you. Let it end when it no longer serves you. Set boundaries and enforce them. Never settle for less than you deserve💜.
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Imagine telling citizens to pay taxes in a country where a public office holder can easily loot resources worth N212 Billion. How!???
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INEC announced Tinubu at night, The US army dropped it airstrike bombing the terrorîsts in Nigeria at night. Aura for aura Thank you Donald Trump. Akpokuo Dike nke izizi n' Washington 🙏
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