Crying Orc
@orc1917
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RT @hastifliche: Up early and well vittled at the public house of one McDonald, whom I gather is a rich man & quite pouerful, but presents….
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One thing you should know about me is that I love smoking and drinking.
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rolled up on the ops in my battle-car and let loose the gleaming spear.
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Pale skin, snotty expression. You're a Breton! The masters of magicka, right? Hmph. Nothing but a bunch of stuck-up snobs with cheap parlor tricks. Go ahead, try your magicka in here. Let's see you make those bars disappear. No? What's the matter? Not so powerful now, are you?.
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Initial reports claimed that his penis and most of his scrotum were missing, but this was later shown to be unfounded.
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Peirithous’ mighty son, Polypoetes, in his fury, struck Damasus with a spear on his bronze-cheeked helmet, its point piercing the metal and entering the bone, so the Trojan’s brains spattered the lining of his helm.
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FT Exclusive: Donald Trump suggested inviting China to supply peacekeepers to monitor a neutral zone along Ukraine's front line as part of a peace settlement with Russia, according to four people briefed on the discussions.
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I ruined my youth plating video games so whenever I hear the sound of leaves or the chirping of birds I think of the Greatwood zone from Fable instead of playing in the woods.
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This is a good start but let's get those numbers up. #ChineseCentury #我爱中国.
President Trump: “We’re going to allow 600,000 of China’s students to come in.” .
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youd best believe that sleaves of my robes are stained with tears, playboy.
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"I want to kill everyone and then myself". Therapists: We are institutionalizing you. Cops: You are under arrest . The Frenzied Flame: Excellent choice, sir!.
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RT @hastifliche: @orc1917 tfw the spearhead enters your jaw through your neck tears your tongue out at the root.
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