Jonathan Maxen
@oprahmilk
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That’s so sweet, couldn’t be me. My brain atrophies at the mention of balls that are not attached to man.
💬 | Travis Kelce on making Taylor a football fan “I sorta made her a football fan. She is the most engulfed fan now. She knows the injury reports. She understands what special situations are, third & short—all these things because she just naturally loves to hear about my job.”
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'The Comeback' Returns! Lisa Kudrow Set for Season 3 of HBO Comedy Series
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'The Comeback,' the beloved cult show from Michael Patrick King and Lisa Kudrow (as Valerie Cherish), will return to HBO for a third (and MAYBE final) season.
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BALD?! I will still fuck Larry David honey please
@azealiaslacewig larry david really would be the hottest guy on the planet if he had hair in his 30s. like imagine giving him the best head of his life and and you just hear the jewish croaks in his moans as he feeds you his ancestral seeds and plants his funny genes inside your throat 🥹 i think
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A better question to ask your husband is if he is as into transwomen as you are because GURLLLLL. The way you talk about them 24/7 would ten thousand percent make your husband interested in seeing what all the fuss is about. That plus, I’m very sure he’s been bent over by a
My husband Neil (marathon and endurance runner) just told me he's bought four T shirts. In years to come, a great question to ask self-proclaimed liberal men will be, 'which side were you on - women's rights, or men's demands?'
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I expected more from Carrie Underwood. She always seemed like a really smart, interesting, open-minded person.
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Sneak preview of Carrie Underwood, having a few last minute alterations done on the one-of-a-kind exclusive designer dress she'll be wearing, when she sings "America the Beautiful" at Donald Trump's presidential inauguration.
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Try to make it through the the Katy Perry record without relapsing challenge
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Win big! 🌊✨ To celebrate the release of #TheOutrun, we've teamed up with @StudiocanalUK to give away a merch bundle, including a Saoirse Ronan @girlsontopstees! To win, follow us, RT this, and tell us your favourite Saoirse performance in a GIF 👇
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Having anxiety today so we channel her bc she had anxiety and hives and did things anyway
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Emma Roberts clearly despised me upon meeting but I’m still sooo obsessed with her and that’s on gay icon and daddy issues
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Let me quietly tweet that charli used to come into my work with ONE album out and she clearly wanted to call me faggot when I recognized her
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Ah ok @Delta is a horrendous joke - my flight from Geneva was delayed so arrived to JFK late. Had to recheck my luggage and they said I’d make it on the flight - they locked the door by the time I got there. Have no luggage and they just asked me to wait in the airport till 9 am
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