Hoping to marry a white boy who slowly becomes a wizened Chinese man

Love the concept of something being ‘safe horny’ like idk if that’s how it works

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#NewProfilePic I’m watching Westworld

I was trying to sleep last night and my mind drifted into the image of a heavy light switch flicking on and the noise was so vivid in my head I got scared awake

So much for saving money bulk buying! $40 down the fucking drain. If I find the person who did this I’ll end up on the news

I bulk bought 48 cans of tuna and someone fucking stole it

I’ve got a clear idea of who I’ll be this time next year. Always be improving

My New Year’s resolution is to notice the patterns more. To be more paranoid and notice the signs. To crash out over the knowledge more.

Everybody be like ‘okay new year new me! Starting tomorrow!’

@Grimezsz @USPoliticsAlert Your loss. I’m actually a real nice guy you fucking bitch

Told my coworker my idea and he asked me not to talk to him anymore today

I’ve got this idea where you bloom saffron in morning piss to create the yellowest liquid possible

The opps are saying I’m eating cat food for lunch

I love being an artist, someone just commissioned me to paint a chicken wearing a yamakule

I’m a Fanny Bay sun, Stingray moon, moonstone rising

While you studied your astrology chart and asked the stars, I consulted the oyster chart

The universe is trying so hard to get me into bird watching

Had to call into work which is a huge deal in kitchens. Everyone’s Ganna be so mad at me

When he says ‘kneel’

Sick all day and the priest plot line in Fleabag made me feel so much worse lol