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Twitter is over All I'll do here is trash Elon Find me on Mastodon You can click https://t.co/b8bIF037Qb or follow @[email protected] ban me @elonmusk
Divorced Eel's Social Network
Joined November 2016
The source code of twitter contains a list of losers who are allowed to say slurs with their full chest.
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Apartheid Emerald Baby was given a high chair and a juice box in the Government of the United States. Now when I talk about his divorce it's political activism. I'm going to immigrate back to Atlantis.
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He does have a similarity with Temple Grandin in how both design machines that automate killing. Not on purpose in Elon's case.
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On Mastodon I posted something I am proud of having made. On Twitter I am posting that Elon Musk identifying as autistic is an insult to both me and Temple Grandin.
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No sailor can kill me. I have beaten a fish of every species in formal combat, including a Bluefish, a Pygmy Catfish, and a rare Deepwater Gefilte. A marine veterinarian and two mermaids have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.
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I can lift a fully-grown fox above my head, and I can hold my breath forever. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of General Electric's strongest river pollutants and swam a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can project sound for two miles unaided by an amp.
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Elon's divorce is contagious. Anyone using Divorced Man App ends up divorced from their mental health.
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Divorced man reminded me of the poor decision I made by joining the divorced man app. #MyXAnniversary
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That "X" thing was brilliant, really. It got people to start calling the divorced man app "Twitter" again.
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I'd pay $1 a year to never have to see twitter again to be quite honest.
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I could say that Elon Musk committed underwater war crimes and it wouldn't even be part of the bit. This is a real thing that happened.
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This was actually a aggressive presentation of the fact that I'm not comfortable working without credit, and suggesting such is offensive.
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I lost a 3D commission over having the correct values. The client said I could not be credited because they disagree with my social media presence. That was fine. and left me with one question: "Is Elon Circumcised? You've clearly tasted his dick before."
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I like how Twitter added a little blue icon that tells me which users say slurs at the dinner table.
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