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@oomfship
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everyone is becoming way too comfortable abt being horrible people.
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Telling myself not everything has to have sentimental value like let that receipt go girl.
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If I see balls on my timeline everybody is getting shot.
why wont the guys do the book trend with their balls.
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I have no reason to be embarrassed about my Spotify wrapped I enjoyed everything I listened to this year so I will just have to accept my fate .
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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket so I can keep them forever because I am greedy and selfish.
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hunched over the old shoebox that I use as a memory box reading old birthday cards and missing everyone I’ve ever met
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I love saying bruh I was born in this lifetime to be a bruh girl nothing feels better than saying Bruh I don’t care how off putting it is I am devoted to this lifestyle.
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how lucky am I to call so many people friends in this lifetime . I hope I can be around forever I love everybody.
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I love liking tweets… leaving a little piece of my heart to let you know I Love and fw you.
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Yes I am listening to Bags at 8 AM on a Monday . No I don’t want to enjoy my week.
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telling me to get off the internet like idgaf go argue with a wall dickhead.
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oomf broke up with her bum boyfriend now we can game together again Yayyy
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losing loossemble, newjeans, and fromis_9 all in one day I have a gun in my mouth
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@havingfunonIine too real like everything is there so that I can look back and remember later on….
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Going back to work tomorrow I was not made to be employed I Love being a bum .
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reply guys don’t even give out compliments anymore they start analyzing the entire photo to find a random detail to comment about Lol.
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actually I think it’s a beautiful day to have fun and ruin someone’s perception of you.
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he’s shaped like the fat chinese baby.
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it’s actually a really wonderful feeling to look at things and be reminded of people you adore.
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being easy to please is actually making my life worse like I want better for myself.
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@nunueatsyou for someone who claims to be evil you are the nicest person I know so Yes… even if that entails planting explosives at my minecraft base.
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I am not passionate enough about everything and that is my problem .
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can you guys stop deleting your tweets I actually like your thoughts.
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when you turn 23 you have to stop with the self expression online and start mortgage posting or else they call you a disappointment.
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@f4rtn01s3 yesss I love junk journaling!! I write little notes next to all the ephemera so I remember why it’s important… it’s a relaxing activity for me.
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The weather is getting warmer and I’m feeling very loved by those around me. I think everything is going to be alright after all
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can I hug you guys from behind like a broke boyfriend would when his girl is at the CVS register.
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I think I’ve gathered that people really want dryhumping back and that they are incapable of flirting but have brown eyes Ok awesome cool let’s die.
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@errantambition Okay small balls a regular one will suffice but don’t do the trend at all I beg.
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a lot of freaks on here don’t understand the concept of platonic relationships like not every connection you make needs to be romantic please stop blurring the lines and losing every friend you make
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everything makes me happy bc I am easy to please and I roll around in my bed like this oh I feel so lucky
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making earth day posts with generative AI oh we actually have to execute you morons.
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all the hype around Spotify wrapped and there was nothing interesting this year like it felt like they were hitting the middle text prediction button to describe music
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Stop saying you want to be lovebombed can you people want better for yourself for once Like you’re making me mad.
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Lollapalooza tickets secured… Chicago I will be inside you this summer
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school and work taking away all my mutuals like it’s oomfs deactivating that ain’t never deactivated before
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I should know better but I keep finding myself in the same situation again
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I’m so emotional thinking about how I’m still friends with people I met when I was 14 like we don’t even have the same interests anymore but our friendship never wavered wow
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here y’all go talking about deriods and boyvulating… now when I bring up mpreg don’t act scared 😒.
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I love listening to songs that describe the exact situation and emotions I’m feeling like Yes that’s how l would’ve worded it too
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They’re just letting this Beast roam around freely… Unbelievable.
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