I truly can’t believe none of the people I’ve had sex w told me I had severe scoliosis... like deadass y’all just looked at my crooked ass back and ain’t say a single fucking word?????? Unbelievable
Y’all look my manager be making posts every time i don’t show up to work like it’s gonna stop me 😭😂😂😂😂 she don’t ever do shit like this whenever my coworkers don’t show up and I think she hates me bc her assistant manager was eating my pussy i her office there i said it
YALL THE BOY that I asked to be my dancing partner like a month ago or sum for a party just offered to buy my ticket to Grupo Firme 🥺🥺 catch me having a mf blast in a couple weeks 🥰
I don’t understand what the big problem is w me going to Auras every Thursday like I don’t pay to get in and I definitely don’t pay for my drinks so why y’all hating on me for having fun for the free damn😭😭
Went to a frat party last night like the real white ppl frat party bro that shit was mad funny 😭😭 I didn’t know any of the songs they were playing omg it was scary lowkey I really felt like I was at a party where I might get raped
Happy Birthday to the loml! 🥰thankful for all these years of friendship you should’ve never gave me 😭 I love you more than I’ll ever tell you and I hope you have a fucking blast without me bestie 💗 we can do mimosas on Sunday if you’re free 😘
My manager is seriously so fucking reckless yall 😭😭😭 his gf done texted MY BROTHER and CALLED ME!! And this nasty mf still proceeded to come to my crib after work and eat my coochie 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Y’all I lit a candle in my restroom yesterday and I forgot all about it today so I fucking flipped my hair INTO THE DAMN CANDLE WHILE I WAS PEEING AND MY SHIT LIT THE FUVK UP
Happy mf Birthday to the homie Alan!!!! You’re definitely the coolest dude I’ve ever met, and I hope you get everything you desire BC YOURE GREAT 💙 Hope y’all have fun without me today 🥲💞
Y’all I’m scared to go visit my moms bc she left me in charge of her birds while she was on baecation this weekend and I forgot about them and they died 😐
Yall so I call the courthouse to find out the link for zoom and the lady gonna say “I’m not seeing a court date but you do have 5 warrants for your arrest” girl I yelled so quick TF U TALKING ABOUT 5 warrants for my arrest!?!?????
Me & my homies left tropicana and a black dude came up to us and was like " i need gas money blah blah blah " ya know the regular and i was like "alright take me to your whip and we'll see" and he took me to a silver Honda and i thought he had a kid so i was
Y’all mfs never heard of kush coma??? 😑 I be like “ight imma take a 5 min nap” wake up at 3 am w the lights on, fully clothed w shoes, mouth dry as the dessert, and Netflix on “you still there?” 😭
Leo said “ you and joannie fucked the same nigga idk why you talking” 😭😭😭😭😭 Everybody be trying say that to me like it’s gonna hurt my feelings like bitch I fucked that man ON PURPOSE!!!!!!! It was never a secret I WANTED joannie to know 🤣
Everytime i take a picture or look at myself in mirror im like "i really cant believe im this cute and yet no one has a crush on me" like i just dont get it 🤧🤧🤧
Happy Birthday to my best friend in the whole wide world!! 💜 you’re smarter than you think and definitely prettier than you tend to feel. You’re hilarious, and i love you so much for continuing to be my friend all these years 💗 I’m blessed to have you forever 🥺❣️
Joannie leaves my crib for 3+ days WHENEVER she wants like I mean no explanation no goodbye no NOTHING to my moms I literally fucking mean nothing bro. so last week or 2 weeks ago my mom told her to get her shit and get the fuck out so this bitch BEENGONE w her bum baldo
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Damn that bitch didnt let go of that sweater ONE TIME shouldve just gave it to her at the end like "here bitch since u want it so damn bad" 😂😂😂😂