I learnt something from rich people, no matter the magnitude of your problem, they can’t help you with more than 20k

man , pls get your money up in every way you can. who no get money dey chop whining gan o😂

Solo date dey always kill me man. Just say you go chop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you're quick to ghost every girl acting up, you're never going to get laid

BREAKING NEWS: Plateau Youth Leader has declared WAR against attackers of Plateau state insisting that the Issue of PEACE unity is OVER.

Tunde Perry pulling from Peller’s hair during a hug 👀🤔 and Peller’s reaction says it all, Didn’t expect that level of awareness from Peller

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm I’m alright. You : wow I’m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what

Twitter is the only social network right now where you can scroll while listening to your music without interruptions, and it's so cool and relaxing.

Pooja learn to say No to gigs sometimes Naija big pass your belle

i’m so damaged to the extent that i don’t believe anything a woman says

Whoever put this on the TL bless your heart fr.

When ur talking to someone but they keep looking at ur boobs 💀😭

The only thing Ive done when no one was looking that I'm not proud of - is masturbating. At no point in my adult life have I been attracted to children. Speak for yourself and Simi. There's a difference between fetishes, addictions and crime. #Simiwhy

FCMB can be blasting yorugba and joy wan wound you but Fidelity staff is where you get mad Typical yorugbanivorous animals

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

You just have to get stronger I’m sorry.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: People respect you more when they don't see you often. Even parents. Trust me.

Na wetin you call yourself universe go align with

these days lagos babes taught me to be silent … tho i miss saying dirty things while at it 🧎🏾 the last time i wanted to be freaky with one babe like that “ talk to me baby, what should daddy do to u ” she replied : credit my opay 💀😭😭

Anything that takes your breath away is called asthma. Anything that sweeps you off your feet is epilepsy. Butterflies in your tummy are gastric ulcers. having Chills is the flu. Being head over heels is an emergency craniotomy. When your heart skips a beat, that's a