Mambo na wasichana hadi next year

@SirJohnKE Weuh na bado mkosure n Wantam😂

Asiyekupea na wewe usimpee

Na kama wewe ni GenZ manze chukua kura.

Every Male's biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Mimi ninangojea challenge ya kulala 72hrs niwaonyeshe how good I'm in bed

Maybe we should let the white man to lead us 🇰🇪

Mama mboga kuniona labda akuje makejani

Unashangaa mbona ukikula dem mkonde unakua satisfied kumbe she was bon appetit 😅

Ndio kutoka misa , naingia kibadaski nachuna ugali na mrenda huku machozi ikinitoka watu wanadhani NI pilipili kumbe NI Hali 🙂

Was giving 130K as tithe in church and I overheard some souls at the back say I'm boasting. Human beings are weird.

There's no such thing as love at first sight, y'all are just lustful

Our grandparents look so innocent to have had sex

Ikifika ni kuskia vibaya nakua kiziwi

"ma members huenda home na hope pastor anaenda na ganji" ~nyashinski

Nowadays it's not safe kuenda church bila boxer wamama wanarombosa badala ya kudance

Wolves why would you introduce me to a vibe you can't maintain.

Nikikumbuka nishai dance kwa lorry ndo nipewe t shirt naisha 😅😅😅😅

Why does it always seem that the people we love don’t love us back, while the ones who love us are the ones we struggle to love? Explain to me like I'm stevo simple boy or Karen Nyamu.

Unadhani they give a shit Actually they don't

A terrible time to be chasing girls.