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Have you ever thought about asking yourself the questions that you ask the Love of Your Life?
The intense questions like;
What really makes you happy?, What are your triggers & wounds?,
How can I heal you?, How can I pray for you?.
I feel like we dive deep for the people that
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Parents: Are you going to church?
Me: Nope
Parents: Okay, Go sit outside. I want to lock my House.
😭😂
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I might get cancelled for saying this, but,
Never marry for money. Go where the rich people are and marry for love. ❤️✨
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Kizz Daniel and his wife making really funny moves on my Twitter. 🥰
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| Priscilla Ojo, Simi Gistlover, GB WhatsApp, Na MTN Network & Airtel |
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I had a visitor earlier today and I was shocked.
I offered him juice and he was like "I will drink it after eating"
Excuse me! After eating what?? 😟. 😂🤣
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Me: Dad, I am going out
Dad: Are you telling me or asking for permission?
Me: I'm asking for money
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Your birth month = the Car you’ll get as a present.
🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾 What did you get?
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@Whotfismick
Why you do this:
Health Risks: lung cancer, heart disease, stroke, respiratory issues, chronic conditions like COPD.
Financial Burden: expensive habit, and increasingly seen as socially unacceptable.
Impact on Others: secondhand smoke.
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I don't know who you are, but try reduce night food "make crop top fit you" 😩
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Write a positive words that starts with the first letter of your name. 👀
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You need to know your age groups in English
0→1 month = A New Born
1 month→1 year = An Infant
1→3 years = A Toddler
4→12 years = A Child
12→19 years = A Teenager
20→39 years = A Young Adult
40→74 years = An Adult
75 and above = A Senior Citizen
So, Which one are you ?
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Our generation is so depressed because everything now requires money.
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I just realised I don't even want my wife to know we've got bills, and y'all be on this App talking about 50/50.
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When you're thinking whether you should go to work or move to a different country and start a new life.
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See, let me tell you, if you laugh at people, you'll become like them.
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if you are AA, Why are you planning to marry another AA ?, 😭
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Question of the day: Would you delete all of your social media, for a healthy and stable relationship, if it came down to it?
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Instead of noticing my mistakes, why don't you just notice the efforts I made to save our bond. Pleeeease.
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First they look at your face, then they look at your shoe, and let you penetrate their nose.
These are women's 3 criteria for getting a good first impression.
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And what do we say when someone does something randomly nice for us?😊
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Who's coming to my wedding ? 🙋♂🙋♀️✋
I just asked her out and she said "ew" But ew backwards is "we" and "we" in French means "yes". So we're getting married 😎
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When I visit your house and tell you I don't want to eat, I'm either shy or lieing. Please force me 😫😂
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Before I watch any horr0r movie with a girl, I must make sure that I've watched it before.... I have to be a man, we can't be screaming together 😂😂🤣
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Once you start understanding the beauty of modesty, there's no going back.
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Is it true that eating from the floor will boost testosterone? because see my breakfast on the floor 🥺😬
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Stop taking Twitter so seriously, most of your likes and retweets are coming from people in the toilet. 🥴🤣
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On Social Media: My siblings are the best gift I have. I love them. ❤️
Offline: Touch my phone and see what I will do to your teeth 😠.
😭😂
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If stealing was legal for 24 hours, What would be the first thing you steal 😏❓
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I wana tell you guys the truth, I'm tired of hiding
I am Spiderman🕷️🕸️.😟
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"Person wey nor dey post you, fit love you pass who dey post you. But as werey wey you be, You Value Hyping pass True Love. 🥱😂"
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So, do you know why handsome Guys are always busy???
Sorry, I'll explain later, I'm busy now.
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I'm officially getting married next month. It's a small party and I'm inviting you. Don't bring any gifts, just bring someone who'll Marry me... 😥😂
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Welcome to Lagos - Nigeria, where every toothpaste is called Closeup.
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There's no difference between a Bar and a Bra. Once these two are opened, men go crazy.
Now please, who has seen my girlfriend? her name is Barbra. 🥺👀
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Men’s friends have found a better way to make girls safe when on a date. 😎😂
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tag>- Central Bank of Nigeria Zenith Bank Nefertiti EFCC Phyno First Lady Cohabiting Tunde Ednut Yemi Cake 150k Naira Bobrisky
#BBNaija
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Best generation ever are people born in...
1997, 1998, 1999, 2000,
2001, 2002, 2003, 2004
❤️
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When the HR and Manager are discussing and I suddenly hear my name
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You called me poor without knowing that I have airplane in my phone. 🤫😂
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No amount of budgeting or savings, will make up for the fact that, we are simply not paid enough, to afford adult life right now.
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Have you ever looked so good, that you didn't wanna go home because not enough people saw you. 😅
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""If weekend go sweet, Na from today you supposed know!"" 🍾🍰 to me.
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I'm convinced that, every woman's love language is "Not Having to Ask".
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See the joy in their smiles when they received FREE PADS 🥺❤️
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Tags: Hilda, Morayo, Khaid, MC Oluomo, Dear HR
#LeadBritishSchool
Flagyl Sam Larry David Mark Khaid S and F Dagrin
#justiceformaryam
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Everyone deserves love, But not Nigerians. They deserve a lot of money, mental stability, good sleep and good P's
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GenZ will never understand what they missed during Aki and paw paw prime. Legend forever
Yes Daddy - Pastor Soma Wole Soyinka ,
Tunde Ednut, Asake Asaba Soldiers
Mr. Macaroni - Solidstar Asari Dokubo
Niger Delta
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My Dear mutuals, this is my new account, let me engage you from here. Please drop an emoji let me f0llow you, - you foll0w back. Please
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When relatives visit your house and your mom offers them cookies you haven't seen before:
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These Hausa/Fulani girls that speak clean English with a touch of their tribal accent 🥰🥰.
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My Twitter starlink, Wizkid David Adeleke 12,000 NGN MLLE red sea, kizz Daniel Burna
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Looking for a serious person who wants to settle down, get married and build a home. ...I'm selling Cement.
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When I made this post, some of you said that "my turn may never come"
Well, your bad wishes have been working for too long now. Please wish me well. 🙏🏻
Every other 2 weeks people get paid, and I get skipped, I need my ROI. please
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Good morning Twitter.
Please, how is it possible that I haven't made $10 in the last 28 days? Because 2-times now Elon has paid creators, but didn't pay me. So How?
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It's official: I just confirmed that when God told animals to respect humans, mosquitoes did not attend the meeting.
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So, there's this girl.
She's so perfect, she has never stopped putting a smile on her face. Literally just one message from her and I'll have the most amazing day.
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I love her because she's all about 4 G's
-God, -Goals, -Growing and -Glowing.
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7 billion people in the world and we decide to chase the one that doesn't want us! 😕
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Attractive Nurses most likely never get an accurate heart rate from patients.
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Till today, some people don't even know what MTN stands for 😭😂
Even me.😭
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Some girls don't even want a boyfriend.
All they want is a clear skin, a great body, a fat bank account, and to eat all the food they can without adding any weight.
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Christians,
Describe your dating life in biblical terms
Come on, just say something 😊😅.
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Hey, this is how to pronounce the alphabet correctly:
ey, bi, si, di, ih, ef, ji, eych, ay, lab, yu. ❤️
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Earlier today, my neighbour's goat was having throat headache, So I tried to operate it, and now they're calling me a th!ef.
I was just tryna help, 😭🤣
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If I say "I'm in Dubai, and you see me in local streets of VI, then you're also in Dubai.
Please don't complicate things 😒😩😂
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I hope that these messages serve as a means through which God communicates individually with each of you.
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I don't understand why Banks get upset when people can't repay a loan. You already knew they had no money when they came to borrow it. It's funny 😂😂
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