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@oneeyedcabbage
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going on 2 months without hot water
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@oneeyedcabbage
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the nfl is a disgusting sport run by rich money hungry 🧃and i’m expected to tune in every sunday to watch..? 🤣🤣
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@oneeyedcabbage
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On the most expensive and consistent team in the nfl, farming yac on checkdowns to DK, and I’m supposed to be moved? He’s doing exactly what’s asked of him: managing games and at this stage in his career, he’s nothing more than that, a game manager with some crazy ass luck.
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@oneeyedcabbage
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aaron rodgers agenda pushing at an all time high after beating, checks notes: the 0-4 jets the 2-2 patriots #gritty the carson wentz led 2-2 vikings while accumulating one of the worst TWP% in the league.
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@oneeyedcabbage
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Duren —> Prime Dwight Howard Cade —> LeBron X Chris Paul Ivey —> Prime Dwade
@DetroitPistons
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Team chemistry still undefeated
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@oneeyedcabbage
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she sounded fat anyways
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@oneeyedcabbage
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gave girl my number on fortnite proximity chat cause she said she was finna send feet pics but she sent gore instead https://t.co/Fbu125ryyy
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@oneeyedcabbage
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32 year old Lindor 33 year old Soto ā€œBrandon Nimmoā€ ā€œMark Vientosā€ ā€œJeff McNeilā€ ā€œFrancisco Alvarezā€ ā€œRonny Mauricioā€ ā€œBrett Betyā€ All pitchers injured or dogshit One trillion dollar payroll Cant develop young players Farm system full of righty pitchers Stearns brain dead
@UnderdogMLB
Underdog MLB
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Pete Alonso said he'll opt out of remaining Mets contract and enter free agency.
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@oneeyedcabbage
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people gassing the baker mayfield ā€œchip on my shoulderā€ gimmick for the 182748293th time
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@oneeyedcabbage
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@CAD3CUNNINGHAM
šŸ‡°šŸ‡µsill
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year 19 we getting old
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@oneeyedcabbage
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who put this on my timeline?
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@oneeyedcabbage
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14 days
kinda just got in a car crash lol
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@oneeyedcabbage
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wow just wow. cade cunningham you truly are one of a kind. 🄹🄹🄹
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@oneeyedcabbage
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@RyB_311
Aligned RB
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Year 20
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@oneeyedcabbage
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i would let her fucking rape me with a tentacle strap on
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@oneeyedcabbage
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I JERK OFF TO FORTNITE PORN!!!!
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@oneeyedcabbage
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amon ra booty shake just made my little guy twitch a little
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@oneeyedcabbage
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Need 30 combined points from you two tonight!!! @MontgomerDavid @amonra_stbrown
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@oneeyedcabbage
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when i’m on my deathbed and my eldest daughter asks me what my favorite memory is expecting it to be me and her mother’s wedding or something but then i remember prime discord rp server trolling in 2021
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@oneeyedcabbage
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ā€œhow ass are the new york jets?ā€
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