nobody actually likes cold noodles and if you say you do you're lying.

if someone with a BDSM fetish went cave diving, do they get horny at the thought of getting stuck.

after a week of surviving multiple assassination attempts, they have finally backed off.

guys, i think it's not a coincidence every time someone tries to expose the daidoji faction they mysteriously die in a explosion at millennium tower or shoot themselves with 25 rubber bullets.

never going to a smile burger again and i suggest you all do the same, gave me a cold fucking burger and so much mayo i thought Ebina was in the kitchen and made it.

a crackhead at burger king came up to me and let me read his script for a comedy show (he didn't buy anything just walked inside), i think i truly understand the american dream.

anyone else have the random fear of laying in the bathtub but a razor pulls a final destinaton, falls, and scrapes the skin off their dick.

if yakuza lost media ever existed it would be the most dumb shit ever like a 10 second clip of live action majima riding a bicycle through a mall, and i'd be there for it.

i have MASTERED all the games, completed all the minigames, everything. I feel absolutely braindead after hours of playing mahjong and shogi.

he's still waiting for the third game in his series.

instagram reels based in haiwaii is crazy AF i went from watching a reel about some crazy fucks driving some heavy machine into a building to half naked buff men posing up.

staying updated about a crackhead who has been periodically buying lottery tickets, so far he's obtained 10 dollars.

Thinking about the time i ragebaited someone and they snapped to the point of laughing maniacally every time i died and used my full username whenever addressing me. Years in the criminal underworld and i never seen such a thing.

I KEEP FUCKING GETTING ADS ABOUT A GORILLA COUCH FOR 9,099.99.

finally figured out why my wifi seemingly wasnt working, it seems that pressing airplane mode does not make my device fly.

looking back at life and then i remember something which leaves me immensely depressed, that depressed gay guy with the ponytail back in the 80's ended up being irl jack sparrow meanwhile i'm stuck doing office work.

finding out islamic femboys exist has been a adventure.

watching a steven seagal movie, pray for me.

a tree limb fell on my head and i think it made me smarter.

finished watching the amazon yakuza show, and the live action movie mogs it by a mile.