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mine looks like shit and i still don’t leave it.
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Muhammad Ali Jinnah thay he itnay handsome ♥️
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i knew she wasn’t there. i knew nobody would pick the call. i still called. and prayed for a miracle. i wish mothers never left the world. if only...
say a little prayer for her maghfirah please. and may yours life long ameen❤️
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my pathan genes were supposed to give me beauty but i’m fkn stuck with this anger 😭
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Drop the last picture in your camera roll. I wanna see what kinda stuff y’all be saving. I’ll start.
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itnay motay chilkay utaar rahi hai phoharr aurat 😡
Retweet kalau anda suka makan pulut mangga🤤
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i was waiting for careem and baba yelled from the lawn “betaaaa ap ki gaarri agai hai”. i came out and he said gate se right side pe hai. i said Allah hafiz and stepped outta house and there was a gadha gaarri on the right. i came back inside and he was laughing :)))) mtlb :))))
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not my 6 yo nephew saying to his mum “mujhe Allah ta’ala ne paida kiya hai. ap mujhe daantaingi tou apko he gunaah milayga.”
bhabi kissed him and he added, “in pappiyon se kuch nahi hota.”
😭😭😭
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billiyaani
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when you’re having THE TALK with Allah jee after salah and somebody enters the room
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not the guy i rejected sending me his grand and fancy af house’s pictures and then apologising saying they were sent by mistake 😭😂😭😂😭😂
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bc lagraha hai periods nahi aids hogya hai itna maatam?
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par chanaa de // noori & shilpa rao
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zyada ki khwahish he nahi hai. thorra ho, marzi ka ho. sukoon hai tou sab hai.
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thank me later.
also, “naam liye bagair” had me rolling on the fkn floor 😭😭😭
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my university students sometimes call me mama by mistake, and i reply with “jee mama ki jaan” that our teachers never did wese.
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because i have to watch it every time it appears on my tl so saving it and please say mashaallah every time you see it please 😭♥️
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so here’s a thread of my artwork. posting to get some motivation cuz i miss being creative.
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nahi acha lagta doosron mein maa ko dhoondna. ya meri lautaa dein ya hasrat khatam karden Allah. jinki zinda hain unko salaamat rakhain. ameen.
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Allah ki qasam koi shakhs nahi duniya mein jisne mujhe ye ehsaas na dilaaya ho k aakhir kaar Rabb he sab hai. idk who needs to hear this lekin unconditional love hota hai na? kisi se nahi hona chaiye. na koi is laaiq hai meri baat maan lo. mu ki khata hai insaan. sabko zawal hai.
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“ghar ko chorro begum pehle meri aag bhujaao”
“The wife should obey & fulfill the husband's sexual request even if the house is on fire” says molvi
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“how loving are you?”
ufone: muaziz saarif...
me: jee muaziz saarif ki jaan?
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engagement ring a little tight so we wearing this until that’s fixed 🐸
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drop an old photo from your gallery that you’ve never posted anywhere before.
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4 years. it’s only been 4 years and feels like a lifetime. please recite fatiha for my mother and pray for her high ranks in jannat ul firdous.
wishing salaamati upon your parents. ameen ✨
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and do you think the queen bhindi cares? lol.
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jisko dekho 23 ka hai. ap log update wupdate kyu nahi horahay bhui 😭
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something that shattered me further into pieces after my mother’s death was the realisation that her chaadars won’t smell of her ever again. i miss my maa’s scent.
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lahore’s weather these days reminds me of the time when we used to take off our sweaters in school and tie them on our waists while playing.
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PSST!
your girl is now an Mphil scholar & has topped the batch. also, gonna start new job at a renowned university as an english language lecturer but is sad af and lying sick in bed. idk if nazar or what but please remember me in khaas dua. khaas khaas dua. jazakumallah khair ✨
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“qoum, mulk, saltanat”
9 years old me: PAAIII TAATAAA BINDAAA BAAAAD
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at eagle’s nest, hunza valley.
quote with your favourite chai picture.
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im finally outta my pjs. meh. thanks to sc timer. best thing happened to loners. eid mubarak twitter fam ✨
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3 saal honay waalay hain ammi ki wafaat ko. ek baar api ki shadi k baad wo bohat roi theen. kaha “tum job pe busy hoti ho. peechay mujhay wehshat aati hai akele ghr se.”
ek din esa nahi jab mere zehen mein ye baat na aae k maa qabar mein kese rehti hongi. itni bebasi hoti hai.
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arrange marriage is scary. what if you fart in the middle of the night and he starts singing “raat k dhaai bajay, koi shehnaai bajay”
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i miss mama jaan more with each passing day. it’s going to be 2nd eid without her. i’ve decided to celebrate it well this time. unlike before. i want this eid to be the best so far. in sha Allah. say a little dua for me & mama. hope she’s happy up there & proud of her little one.
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آج کی رات وہ آئے ہیں بڑی ریر کے بعد
آج کی رات بڑی دیر کے بعد آئی ہے
instagram: omgkhaak
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i wish to delete this one person from my past. i don’t miss them. it’s just that they’ve messed up my brain/life itni shiddat se k aanay wala sab bhi kharab ho raha hai. no therapy works. itna nuqsaan pehle bhi, ab bhi, aur agay bhi nazar aa raha hai. please keep me in dua today.
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overwhelmed with work? stressed? tired? lost? too much on your plate but you cannot seem to find a way to start and it feels like it’ll all go to waste?
i’m going through the same, so i thought i should share how i’m handling it all. might help :)
a thread:
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so i met these jaans and the best of islamabadis now know each other 🙈
mutayyab: “i expected you to be shorter wese” 😂
♥️✨
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thanks. practiced here.
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some people are actually surprised looool. how can one not know this basic shiz? this is why talking about periods shouldn’t be a taboo.
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