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35. they/them MDNI. ๐๐๐
no age in bio=block. dead doves. Izzy Hands Fandom. Monsters. CJizzy. Kink exploration. ๐ฆโ๏ธ๐ข I try to tag kinks, CWs as best I can
"Izzy fucks like a championโ, i say into the mic.
the antis boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.
"they're right," they say. i look for the owner of the voices. there in the 3rd row stands: Con O'Neill, shirtless
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wanna see a montage of Izzy living his best life, managing a crew that respects him, spending time with Edward, back on a ship that he's comfortable on set to Mr Blue Sky, but it cuts off abruptly when he glances out to sea one morning & sees a dinghy full of familiar faces
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CJ, yelling to Izzy from across the deck "HEY HANDS, WHAT WAS THAT THING YOU SAID EARLIER WHEN WE WERE FUCKIN'"
"I'll fucking kill you, you twat!!"
"No not that the other thing!!"
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Con to David Jenkins upon returning for s2: I think Izzy should get his tits out, there should be a slow camera pan up his body, & he should have a bucket of water that he pours over himself out on the deck
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Manifesting scenes of Stede getting Izzy to try some marmalade & Izzy realising he actually enjoys it, Stede finding a book on his desk after a raid & Izzy acting like he's not dying to know if Stede likes it. Stede joining Izzy for night watch even tho he doesn't need to.
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heres my hot ofmd take: nose juice isnt a beverage, its a warning to not fuck around in Jackies bar but Stede thought it was an option & Geraldo didnt bother to correct him coz why would he. Ive read fics where ppl drink nose jar juice & I just needed to speak my truth ok
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Not to sound like a broken record but I just think that Jack plastered along Izzy's back, rolling his hips hard, buried right in to the hilt as Izzy babbles & sobs incoherently underneath him, his eyes rolling back, blissed out as Jack starts to pump his hips, I just think that
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#ofmds2spoilers
Im very upset and processing but Im so pissed that everyone was like "Stede your plan sucks" and Stede was like "Im a good pirate actually" and then it got an actual Legendary Pirate killed.
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i went into the tag for another show Con is in & saw tweets saying he needs a haircut and a throat lozenge & i felt so protective lol like back the fuck off thats our 56 year old babygirl how fucking dare you
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Izzy & Roach flipping each other off but they make it a game, it starts with a "hey, Izzy" & he looks up from his whittling to see Roach grinning with his middle finger up. then Roach find Izzy rummaging frantically thru a crate in the hold, muttering to himself, curious, he goes
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if I had been on his crew a lot of S2 wouldn't have happened to him (the bad stuff) coz he'd have been too busy getting his d*** s****** the whole time
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The canyon is the main fandom for me at this point, we've been hosting event after event, churning out art & fic non stop, & most importantly; being a welcoming, open minded, creative safe space for people when they're forced away by bullies outside the canyon
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