OMAR
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u wake up at 7:00 am close your eyes for 45 seconds and boom it’s 7:27.
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i swear when you first start smoking weed it be your whole personality for like a year or two😭😭.
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my genes so strong that all 4 of my TikTok accounts got the same exact fyp.
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I’m sorry to say it but if you ever ate those spaghetti tacos from icarly you prolly knocked ten years off ya life.
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it got so hot out last week i had to cheat on my girl, somebody gotta pay for this heat.
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Disney and Nickelodeon shows tricked us growing up, life is not that fun😭.
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sometimes i wish life was like Naruto and i was a ninja and i could just train everyday to be the best.
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when you think you forgot to lock your door and you have visions of 3 dudes in ski masks carrying your Tv and PlayStation out the house>>>.
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if my egirl don’t answer me within the next 10 minutes im sending a virus to her computer.
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i had to delete tiktok once i realized i was walking around thru the day with “i been a nasty girl” stuck in my head.
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stop saying “idk who need to hear this” when you know exactly who needs too😭.
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idk who need to hear this but give your dog a normal dog name DO NOT name his ass “Jeremy” 💀.
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Christopher Columbus had to be drunk when he crashed the Titanic, he supposed to be one of the greatest sailors of all time.
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my biggest concern when i left the house as a kid was if my chain was gonna pop.
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