Olumurewa O.
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Architect | Menisms Podcast Co-Host | AlwaysLookSharp
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I’m always happy when the person I want who doesn’t want me, also isn’t wanted by the person they want. Make all of us get out.
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Simply having feelings for eachother is not enough reason to get into a committed relationship.
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Fellas whats the worst shot a lady has attempted to shoot at you? This is a safe place
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I think one of the hardest parts about the transition from being single for a while to being in a relationship, is you now having to explain yourself, ALOT.
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I will find love in 2022.
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Hi, my name is Olumurewa and I Design and construct “unorthodox” hand-made men’s suits
#WeAreNigerianCreatives
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I will find love in 2023.
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“Should I advise you? Allow them to steal it”
Blackface accuses Burna Boy, Asake and Wizkid of copying his song
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Not my mum telling me to meet her friend’s daughter, and it happens to be this girl I blocked 3 years ago because she dey ment 💀💀.
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Me, a man, when I miss my step at the office.
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Adulthood really teaches you that while confiding in someone, you have to remember that you’re also equipping them with things to possibly use against you.
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“I’m YoUr gIrLFrIeNd, yOu sHOulD bE aBLe tO tEll mE aNyTHiNg” 😒😒
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Happy birthday the sweetest woman on this planet. 🥰🎉❤️❤️❤️
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“I’m not giving you an attitude, i’m just quiet because this is how I am in the morning. It takes me a while to boot. I can work on that if you don’t like it”
God abeg.
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Cake has way too much PR for something that tastes very mid.
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The Nigerian woman I’m dating listening to me say that the Molped ultra soft extra long 100% leak protection pads she saw in my bathroom are for my “friends in emergency situations”.
Dear Men,
Please have pads in your houses, even if it's the smallest pack. It may come in handy for your female friends one day.
Just incase of emergencies 🤲🏼🙏🏼
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Nope. They sit and think “damn, he’s making me feel like I’m hurting him, and that in turn is hurting me. Therefore, He’s hurting me”
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If her shoe size is 42 up 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Make she no March your destiny 🙏🏽
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How about you reward him with the same reassurance and communication? Not this bare minimum coochie every damn time 🥴.
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Nigerian woman told you her love language is gift giving and you thought you were going to be receiving gifts too?
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The dating pool in Nigeria is such a mess. Just lies and vibes.
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You’ll be over 30, minding your day, and the 25 year old you’re sleeping with will just wake up and be cracking jokes and saying “you this boy”. Boy??
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See how the vibes are so dead when Focalistic is Performing. Nigerians don’t deserve Amapiano 😭😭
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If you remove “fair enough” from my vocabulary, I’m finished.
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But Nigerian games nights can never hold if Lanre doesn’t dare Kingsley to grab Vanessa’s boobs for 30 seconds.
These guys made the most of lockdown by creating their own Olympics, and it looks like so much fun 😂
🎥: honeyhouse
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The hardest part about “waiting your turn” is watching everyone else around you leave you behind to live the luxury and success life exactly how you’ve always imagined it for yourself, while constantly having to convince yourself that “your time will come”.
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Every Nigerian really should add “highly experienced in adapting to drastic changes” in their CV.
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Ehen. So Thursday…can’t wait for lunch time 🙏🏽🥲🥲
Where is that my sapa food time table? Let me go and look for it.
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The worst part about paying rent and finally getting to live by yourself is that it literally doesn’t guaranty the soft life you hoped it to. Infact, na there your suffering go start.
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The amount of walls you need to break before you enjoy romance with a Nigerian woman <<<<<<<<<<
Women, please stop letting little things these men do make you feel special,they’re doing it with like 5 other women, it’s why niggas are so comfortable giving crumbs 😩
Oh he kisses my forehead,oh I picked out his new couch lmao please Sharon, Titi also picked the same couch🤚🏽
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The possibility of my partner falling out of love with me has to be my biggest fear of falling in love.
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Then if she goes further to ask “do you want me to get anything on the way?”, Nigerian men might enter a coma.
Nigerian men meet a girl who pays their own transport and think they've met someone special. The bar is below the Mariana Trench.
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I just remembered one time I went to visit someone. I was watching them lock one of their doors, and I didn’t hear the usual click the lock makes, and I said “are you sure it’s locked? I didn’t hear anything”. And the person said “this is not a trenches door bro”. AH!
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I can walk in on my partner having sex. No issues. I will help them shut the door. But she will not be my partner any longer from that point. Simple.
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Did Tiwa Savage just tell Burna boy to hit up Diddy??? 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
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Lagos is actually a very boring place. Nothing to do apart from restaurant, club, and beach.
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I really dislike loud people and people who don’t know when to just be quiet. Not every second cho cho cho.
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Tbh, if you’re my partner and you forget my birthday, like actually FORGET?? Just forget me too while you’re at it.
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Lmao. You forget your partner’s birthday and somehow want to be the victim?
If I forget your birthday as my partner ( which is very unlikely ) and you started throwing tantrums or threaten breakup. Just Dey go like that.
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People need to understand that it’s extremely difficult to go back to being vulnerable when your vulnerability has been used against you more times than you can count.
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Just remembered how someone stopped having interest in me because I don’t live in Ikoyi. It was too funny. Character development sessions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Kills me everytimeeee 😭😭😭
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I don’t know why the only thing I can see here is he didn’t know her enough to know what type of ring she’d actually want.
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I can never understand the concept behind men cheating, but getting more hurt when they get cheated on. I honestly can’t.
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May your children experience the events of 2020 LEKANSI.
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Lagosians trying to rush back home before 8pm and car breaks down.
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“Your 5-minute break is up, there’s still so much we haven’t done. I thought you said you were from Calabar”
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Not this Biyi fool actually showing us pimples and black heads for us to see as evidence of being assaulted. LMAO.
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Just because of your breasts??
What are your account details again??
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Nigerians adding “your own is even small” to someone else explaining a situation of theirs to them.
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I agree
Yoruba men are so good looking in trad you will make mistake and get carried away
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😂 my bro, you’re giving “baby boy” in the first two frames, but in that last frame it’s “i have a family to feed”
Journey to hair loss over 1 month. Still maintaining beauty sha 😂
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That clarity when you know you’re never seeing the person again after the first date >>>>>>>>.
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Just look at this forest green herringbone masterpiece! I dey design abeg! 🌲🌳
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Sometimes I look at my suits and even ask myself if they’re really made by me. I mean! 😍😍🥰🥰. Still room for slot of improvement though.
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And to think your girlfriend may actually be reading this. Women really go through the most at the hands of men. No ounce of self respect. Rubbish and nonsense.
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Aggressively craving money that will give me bad attitude.
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When it’s your turn to pay bills on the night out, and your friends are using the champagne to wash their hands.
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Nigerian women 🤝 lying through their teeth that you’re everything they ever wished for, while wearing the bone straight Dipo got, and getting ready to go on a date with Ladi to Stories Lagos to order Soraya baby and Seafood Alfredo, then Apple and mint Shisha after.
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Such a beauty to behold. Absolutely love seeing my results!
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Open relationship that Nigerian men will foam in the mouth if they know their partner has other partners.
Omo make we normalize open relationship oooo this cheating no dey go anywhere lmfao
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but some people are only nice to you because they think you’re rich.
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Everyone in Lagos thinks dancing to amapiano is by bringing out your two hands and doing like your Okada is not starting, and it’s so annoying to watch 😭.
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Another way to rock green! Obviously my favourite jacket right now. 🌲🌳
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Haven’t posted pictures of my pieces in a while, so here you go. 💛💛
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Looking sweet ✨
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