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Well informed and well organised. A progressive. A non-aspiring bourgeoisie. Metal prodigy with an impeccable vocabulary. AR. Linguistics and Journalism
Okeeke Urban, Namibia
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Debates I will never participate in:
1.Dogg and Gazza
2.Messi and Ronaldo
3.Which car is faster
4.Richest person in Nam
5.Driving 3 hours from Oshakati to Whk
They never end those debates
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The age of 30 is difficult. You want goats, you want an apartment, you want a car, you want a business, you want a village house. Then you have someone in your inbox asking for you to go drop her sister's envelope at her sister's friend's cousins nephew.
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You don't need to be at State House to run a country. Meet Namibia's de facto president...
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White person tests positive for corona; BBC reports: Another case confirmed in Italy.
Black person tests positive, BBC reports: Julius Nghishidimbwa, 34 year old from Ekoka, an impoverished village in Namibia tested positive. He also once failed CSI at UNam and sleeps in a hut.
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It's not really about Itula, or Geingob, or Swapo, or PDM or RDP...It is about your little sister at UNAM who likes hanging out in Eveline Street, if someone stabs her, and you take her to the hospital, will there be materials for dressing and will the oxygen thing be working?
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Deleting later. We celebrated my little sister's holy matrimony over the weekend.
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My dad passed on 5 years ago, and I still know his number by heart, he was my bra that one. Today, I was tempted to call it.. .had to remember am a big man now and gotta move on for real
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Mayor or not, as long as Job is seating in the council, forget your corruption. 😂😂😂
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If the Dr does not want to run for presidency in 2024, we must just beat him up.
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Young T is the best artist to ever come out of Namibia. For ME. He sings directly to me...he talks about Mansa Musa...sings about Haile Selasie. He is like me...if you find him talking Oshiwambo you'd think English dololo...if he speaks English oto ti Oshiwambo ke shi shi shapo.
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It is a little sad that 99.9% of Namibians don't know that this man feautered in a Hollywood movie. The name of the movie is 100BC or 10BC walye. I forgot. To watch that movie and hear Otshiwambo being spoken? I almost cried.
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The President threw a young 'Shanyok' there. He must get a MTshasho T-shirt tog!
#NamSONA2020
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Kombinga hetanga omwa ti nee ngiini yaholike, otshiima otshitowe shino...
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Our education standard is really really poor. I saw students doing comparisons between IUM, Unam and Nust. No one is giving concrete reasons, they are just talking about grade 12 points.Once you leave varsity, your grade 12 results become irrelevant in the world of work.
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Can someone please recommend a weight loss for me guys? I am asking nicely. I loved the petite me.
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Iyaaa...ondaala ike okutyaaa ndjino oColona...oColona tahii kolomona...uumenhu ne mwiininga amu shingi EeCorolla...oCorona oho ndjoo tahi zi hoo...tala mespili
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Hage Geingob will go down as the worst president Namibia has ever had. Unable to lead, or more accurately, Unwilling to lead. Below average.
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People in Havana are accomodative, they'd take family and bear with them for 4 years of Unam... Aunties in Hochlandpark will chase you from the house cos you drank water using Junior's cup. Ee maara nane opo mu li, Junior ha hi ko private school ndee omokakopi ke to nwine?
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Wiikamula nee to ti oto hi peni? Tweeni kiita comrade kape na kufewa apa
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Some used it to buy new socks, replace their torn underwear and sent the rest home to help plough the mahangi fields. Some are now in Onkumbula with laptops and no power. The laptops in Onkumbula are as useless as the Zim dollar in Bulawayo
NSFAF students used thier money to buy iPhones, Brazilians and Speakers instead of laptops now they’re complaining that they can’t do assignments 💀.
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"My grandmother normally used to talk to God, tell God, and God will do what my grandmother say..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I casted my vote 'tribalistically' yesterday. I voted for Dr Itula, and PDM. In 2024, I will be here a tribalist still... Rejecting Mbumba, or Netumbo, or whoever is going to stand for that oppressive party. I will carry my tribalistic tendencies to 2029 and reject Shanghala.
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Today, I found myself talking to myself saying, "Otshili meme okwa sa aike lela,"
I don't think I will ever get over this. May her soul rest in peace.
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"Uuleke mbu u li moskopa omu u... O, tetii, uunona nee, kuthii ko eenufu dheni komandini gandje, paife!"
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The men that have CHEATING DNA in them, they will skruf you nice nice. We know them cos they are our friends. [A Thread]
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Imagine having eaten up Mass housing money just to go pray for Walvis Bay.
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This is the best video we took this year. Her walk is everything
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Me if I get diagonised with Corona, I will find a way to get to parliament and sneeze and cough there. I am taking a bullet for poor people.
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You must be sick to take pictures of police officers buying food in KFC without their CONSENT just because it is the 20th to come make your internet friends laugh. And then you come cry consent when your grandmother's pictures of her fighting for enuwa with chickens go viral.
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Women with kids are easy man, oto pitile aike mokanona..... Ndee okanona to ka landele uudhanitho, ongwee ngwiya owe ka ngwandja okajuice, ngwee owe ka denga manga okambiskiti... Aaye ofilu omupulakeni.
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The only positive bullying here, is from the guy who bullies us all to go get our Driver's licenses.
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The first school I see in Namibia with a Twitter account... 😍😍😍😍😍
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This is the last time I will tolerate someone saying I am the father of Nicki Minaj's kid... Yes we had a thing but I am not the father OK?
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I will forever be proud, I walked into my first job to teach English at the north.. In 2012, the school had 106 U symbols in English. We sat, under the capable leadership of our HoD. 2014 NSSC(O) exams results, we had 12 U symbols.
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What will you as an individual or as a collective lose if same sex marriage is legalised?
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The lady who welcomed the Spanish couple is from Havana. Now they are looking for her. You will sweat, you didn't put Street names and placards in some parts of Havana so how will you look for her then? You are busy renaming streets but can put placards of street names in Havana?
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Why are people becoming bitterly personal about the NDF guy? Heal colleagues, heal!
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The police is saying these guys were HABITUAL ARMED ROBBERS in Khomas, Erongo and Otjozondjupa Regions. HABITUAL. One can take a good guess that they have gunned down innocent civillians in their quest to satisfy ther insatiable hunger for material things. Well done Nampol.
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Maybe I am behind with social media. Someone sends you this and it's not even an hour you put it on Social media already... Let's evaluate our friends guys
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Human trafficking comes in many forms. Is there no a 15 year old Angolan kid at your cattle post?
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I prefer being friends with young colleagues. They are always bubbly and eager to learn. Any colleague who says "you found us here is toxic
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Heartbreak are for people with hearts, not for everyone. Ngaashi ngaye onda kolonda nale nale muuyuni waPontius Pilatus
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Some kids honestly only find peace at schools. I always question the mentality of educators who beat or shout at kids who sleep in class. Those kids are not sleeping at their houses, kids are going through a lot. Be kind colleagues.
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Anyone can come for Top Cherry here... But the moment someone goes for a yellow bone like Malia Kempembe they are called jealous, haters, unorthodox. I want to congratulate white people for having planted the seed of hate towards anything that doesn't resemblance Whiteness.
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People in Namibia vote for their trusted parties, then when they have a problem they run to AR. 😂😂
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While we are still on athletics, is it ngaa nee true that Frankie Fredericks out ran a cheetah in the 90s?😂😂
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If a random man disrespect you calling you Oshikumbu, based on your dress code or for another petty reason... Go to their Instagram account and get a Pic of their mom, post it next to yours and say, "My retired colleague."
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The kids are happy. Many are coming from broken homes anyway and this a little chance they get to be happy without anyone shouting at them. Bravo to these teachers
Do not UNDERMINE the Influence/Impact of BORN TWICE Christian Teachers in Schools. The Results Reverberates Fast and Wide 🤔
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These guys who carry out big robberies and are part of organised criminal syndicates are not doing it due to unemployment or hunger. Most of them sell cars, have houses, have bars. This is pure greed.
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Yakwetu those who claimed Wernhil and Grove Mall it's OK. Nangula Nanyemba ogwa dje yakwetu if we survive
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I was also threatened with death once in a bar, did I stop going to bars? Kom terug jou skanai
Fishrot lawyer Marén de Klerk claims he has received death threats. Read more in today's The Namibian.
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In Namibia, no one has capacity to call me broke... No one... Until the day I am dependent on you. I don't eat at your house, I don't drink from your pocket. If you see me eating omakondo or pizza, it is what I want, just go eat sushi.
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One thing I like is fairness, I love when people display fairness. When we display and ABUSE Irivari here... We laugh... Now we want to cry because some perfumed Deputy Minister is being compared to a donkey? It be like that sometime... The internet has no VIP section.
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Namibian women with degrees lack basic courtesy when they are dealing with informal traders such as at Kapana. They are passive aggressive, rude, demoralizing. How can you say someone's meat is dry or not nice out loud? Can't you see you are influencing potential buyers?
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The pictures of Katutura Hospital are not old, it is you that is old!!
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Esiku limwe pethimbo lyeendima, I sent an sms to NBC Radio's Eyakulo tali ti; Aanasikola yomadhina ngaka (5 names including mine) otaya pulwa nziya koshiputudhilo opo ya thike moompadhi oontalala ngula ngula ndji tayi pi ontaku. I went to my friend in Oshakati for 3 days.
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Don't DM Namibian huns talking about picnics, they don't know those things. Say Kapana and Hunters Gold opo aike taka itavele.
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Paife shi tamu pula if Amushe has parents... Otamu ti ina valwa nee? A za nee ngeno mokatshemetele ha ke li mepya lyandjeni nenge?
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If I borrow you money, I won't ask that money back. Also my hope is you don't return it so you won't ever find a way to ask me again.
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IPC is useless. Apart from their commander knowing the constitution by heart like a kindergarten kid reciting The Lord's Prayer, what else do they do for the masses?
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Oshitenya comes from the word omutenya. Once you are someone's oshitenya it means you are permitted to visit that particular house during the day. Ngele megumbo oho yakelwa mo uusiku kuMartin oto ka kala oshitenya ngiini? Ngweye eshuwi shapo.
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My girlfriend gets very angry when I want to drive from Whk to the north. "Our other car is here, why are you driving?". Get a bus and come use our car here. FadaGod I am thankful for this woman.🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Black Namibian PhD holders, when you say from "Herding cattle to obtaining a PhD,"... Where you herding cattle as an employment, or you feel you were not supposed to do house chores, ngeno wa mbweta ike megumbo nee ngeno?
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Meet Edward... The first black Namibian to have verbosity in 1934.
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First year: I.stay with my fav aunt in Pioneerspark
2nd year: I moved to my cousin In Khomasdal waa
3rd year: I stay with a friend in Okuryangava
4th year: Any good samaritan to please accommodate me for 3.weeks until exams are over?
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May this young colleague find peace. In his quest for peace, may he get the necessary support from friends and family. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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Went out to play with other kids out of town... And no thanks am not shaving.
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If Job Amupanda says I did ABC corruption, I will just say yes wan even if I don't remember. Paife oo Abacha oyo mboo
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I have largely ignored the cheating saga the whole day shaashi I don't really care. But now I don't understand really how your friends are people who can leak your convos. People you call brothers... That is some fucked up shit
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I will never leave a woman for cheating on me. I will just become disrespectful. Put in more salt than necessary in the food, put sugar in her beer. At 01h12,i will wake up, dress up and say aloud "Let me go buy a beer nee so that cheaters can cheat in peace."
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We don't have to agree with her everyday. She is just a child navigating the journey of leadership. We see potential in her leadership. IUM will be in good hands once she is SRC President. Vote for Loide
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I wasted so much of my time at Unam... I should have gone straight to VTC... I know I am a good teacher, ofcourse that's what my students say, but I am meant to be a handyman. It is not too late.
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At least the Mayor of Whk speaks like the Whk residents. In yesterday's interview, the last word he said was SHARP. He talks like us, and dresses like is. Other previous mayors were very foreign.
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I think Deon Hotto, in these 4 Afcon games, has covered a distance from Whk to Otjiwarongo. Tireless, leadership.
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Shi ngaa to hi ko 50% order with me, epangelo ali ti ahawe. Shi ngaa wa hala to import your goat to sell in Whk from Okeeke, epangelo a li ti to tala nawa nena. Shi to kongo iilonga, ko otaku ti, "The government is not an employment agency."
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2021 was a terrible year. This was a text from my mom. She has always been a caring person. Unfortunately, she is no longer here, and I miss her terribly. She was so funny btw
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Etse, whose boyfriend is this? 😂
Adebayor: "I'm sorry that people compare me to Eto'o and Drogba by asking why I don't have a foundation or donate, as if I brought coronavirus to Togo.
"A word of advice for the guys regarding donations, I won't do that. Everything is clear and simple. Thank you and good day."
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Once I get an iPhone it's over for you. Ndee ohandi faneke... Nokadhidhi ta ka sitama oko ke li kethano.
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Ite tukwa kungweye wu na boyfriend a geya shi kwa tiwa the sale of alcohol is prohibited.
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You guys bullied TK the Rapper yesterday for saying his worth. Even mental health advocates were in the mix. That was complete pure bullying. Let us develop shame
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Riaan Hanamub' s mentality is second to non. What a player. Tough guy.
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How do you deal with people who have no basic understanding of economics, politics and other essentials of life? Like all they know is ammapiano and watches channel O all day!
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People who harass these small Angolan boys who sell eggs and words in the streets... What do you really get from all these harassments?
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"Tuka ndje tuka ndje, tumbula ndje naanaa lela, oto tile tshee Kuku ito ti ike Nandjila, yamukula yamukula makula, eeye otu na omshungu gumwe... To ti Nandjila tshikulukadhi to kudhile"
"Wuuuuh aatshiinda ileni mu popile ndje te dhipagwa komtekulu gwandje, wuuuuh,"
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Young T makes music for the unique, that is art for those who hardly follow trend, those who are focused. There is an element of self respect and independence in his lyrics. He empasises hard work, he stresses the culture of reading... I can relate so much... GOAT
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Girls are wowed by the NDF guy? Ndee apa ngoo oukadona ava tava ka mona my body after this lockdown oshili ongeipi ngaha... Kaishi vali Okaputu nokuli ndee Em'putu, eima la gyma aike nai vakwee.
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Can't wait to get married so I enjoy my life with my wife and kids... Ngeno ngaashi nena ku na omuzimbi ngeno atu dhana blokblok maipapile nale... Ashike shaa ndee tandi holama moFriday, naya ka mone ndje omOmaandaha
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You cannot eat up cab money, then stay at home playing Fifa and say you are depressed. You might be depressed, but you are more stupid than depressed.
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Kape na oshiima sha slega sha fa singo woye a lika po komane i ku dule iinima aishe kaa. Opwa tya ngoo omane ohai di koKlein Whk, omane oi na otuwa iwa, omane oi na eeshako, omane oi na eemhepo diwa, omkwaita oku ku te vali. Ove nee ou na aike o iPhone.
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