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Beowulf

@officialbeo

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Beowulf. Defeated Grendel. Defeated his Mom. I have a sword.

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Beowulf

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10 years

5 minutes into mead hall and chill and she gives you this look http://t.co/t0glvdeXZ7

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Beowulf

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10 years

Did you know dragons USED to be my favorite animal?

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Beowulf

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10 years

If anyone ever calls you a pagan just smile sweetly and say, "Don't worry, God forgives you."

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Beowulf

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10 years

I hate this website @epicherokiller is such a toxic user I'm deactivating.

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Beowulf

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10 years

IS THERE A CAVE?

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Beowulf

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10 years

Found Auschere's head in my soup... wtf?

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Beowulf

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10 years

How tough am i? I had nails for breakfast.. Without any milk.

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Beowulf

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10 years

Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you excited to see me?

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Beowulf

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10 years

Only true heroes wear no armor in battle #YOLO

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Beowulf

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10 years

http://t.co/hPFEVRvNfV

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sword.png http://t.co/tndeLa8SYF

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Pre-Patch Diddy

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Rare Potato

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Really Dire Wolf

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S W O R D N A M E W O R D N A M E

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Beowulf

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10 years

Maybe Grendel wouldn't have come after me if i didn't make all those "your mom" jokes.

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Beowulf

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10 years

[12 year old voice] I am epic.

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Beowulf

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10 years

What if we all tweeted like this wouldn't that be great?

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