Sprouts Mexicainé?! 🇲🇽

“Are you 18?”

“What's this?”. “Elm tea. The gypsies swear by it.”. “I bet they do, I bet they say "What the bloody hell's this?"

“I think I’ll just put bollocks.”

“THAT’S WHAT RUSSIAN IS!”.

“You don't mean. ”. “Yes!”. “A "see how much custard you can hold in your underpants" competition?”.

“Who is it darling?”

“Well it's your fault for touching up the burly Ferris wheel attendant.”. “I thought she was a girl.”. “They were PECTORALS you fool!”. “She had an earring.”. “Yeah, through HER foreskin.”.

“So, little baby. What might your little name be today?”. “My little name's Kate today, same as it was yesterday.”. “Hahahahahaaa. I say, what a lovely blouse. It's very special isn't it?”.

“SHUT UP IT’S YOUR MOVE!!”

“What is gas?”.

“Foxy stoat seeks…”. “Pig?!”.

“Eddie, are you packed?”. “Certainly am, never had any complaints.”. “No, I mean are you packed for the holiday?”. “Yes, that as well.”.

“You just sit down there young lady. I bought you a Coca-Cola in good faith. That's eighty pence you've hoodwinked out of me. Eighty pence. When I said "Hello my darling, would you like a Coca-Cola?" did you say "No thank you, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm a lesbian"?”.

RIP DJ 😥 #Jota #LFC.

“Eddie, what actually is caviarrrrr?”

“That's right, go on, run! Just like you did at Goose Green! ARGIE!”

“Ohh, here’s one from all the lads on the Ark Royal, bless ‘em, they never forget an old service man.”

“We haven’t got all night…we’ve got the WHOLE street to do…”

“Hey, here's a good one. Anyone fancy a quick gander at the Eiffel Tower?”. “Oh, this is frightfully funny- no it's not! Eddie! No! No!”.