GOLD IN VIEW .ᐟ｜PARODY
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𝘐𝘛'𝘚 𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘔 𝘐 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘐𝘛 𝘔𝘠𝘚𝘌𝘓𝘍 .ᐟ
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Joined December 2023
ᅠ⠀⠀ ꒰⠀ 𝘴. 𝘴. ෆ 09.30.90 ⠀ྀི 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 ྀི ︶⊹︶︶୨୧︶︶⊹︶
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I can’t wait to rip that belt off of your cold, lifeless body.
Gasp! Here i thought we were PALS!
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Get your smug ass out of my face.
I have LOTS to say man! What’s the matter?!
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Oh, but I think I was, handsome.
Now hang on. You can't go being smoother than I am. That's not how this works.
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I have, but lately it seems like it’s just been thoughts of you.
Have you ever thought? Because you take away my ability to.
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ᅠ I’m a sick motherfucker with a violent nature ᅠ
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ᅠ I’m a sick motherfucker with a violent nature ᅠ
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Pick your poison.
Would you kindly bring me something to drink? I'm fresh out.
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I was hoping for that. I’ll see you soon.
Fuck, I didn't think that would backfire on me like that. Fine. Next time, no spilled paint, I'll just ask you over.
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I guess you better start just inviting me over then, hm?
I can't let you do that. It would be rude to waste gifts you've given me.
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I suppose you should start sending me links to these nice expensive paints, so I can start replacing them.
But I'll spill my nice expensive paints everyday, if it means I get to see you every night.
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I should have guessed that one.
Nah, my ego is far too big for that.
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You could always just ask.
Maybe I'm just using it as an excuse to see you.
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I’ll be right over. I’m glad you’re letting me help you out.
I guess I'm just not used to kindness. I'd really appreciate it if you came over and helped. I'm extremely overwhelmed.
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Doesn’t have to be my problem to want to help.
It's not your problem, why do you want to help?
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I think you just gave me an even better reason to come over. Let me help, you can rest for a minute and calm down.
I really don't know if you should. I spilled one of my expensive paints all over the floor because of this fucked shoulder and I'm having a minor breakdown over it.
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Don’t be ridiculous. I’m coming over.
I don't think you want to see the state I'm in right now.
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