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my homophobic dad watching the last of us seeing bill and frank share a tender and beautiful love story
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I'm:
⚪️A man
⚪️A woman
🔘Never gonna give you up
🔘Never gonna let you down
🔘Never gonna run around
🔘And desert you
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penis is used by 5 BILLION people.
but most still don’t know how to use it.
here are 10 basic tips that everyone should know:
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writers are so dramatic. why say "all of a sudden the sun became obscure, as I thought, in a manner very different from what happens by the interposition of a cloud" when you can just say "sun look weird not like normal"
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ART
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sawang sawa na ako marinig yung "babangon tayo" sa commercial like,,,, LOOK AROUND BRO WE'RE NOT BANGONING????
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@EvanEdinger
this goes for both the story and the music -- the songs are just shitty pop songs lightly blanketed as musical songs
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fuck it man. send that compliment. nobody loses anything if you choose to uplift someone — even if you arent close. theres enough dogshit in the world, if u want to make someone’s day better just go for it
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we’ve had barely any interaction, and yet somehow he managed to be a creep to me 💀
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aisis as a website is like a toaster held together by six pieces of strategically-placed masking tape
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SHARE THIS PLEASE!! One of my old classmates ran away from home and there's an unconfirmed report of him being in Marikina. If you've seen-
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this is fucking beautiful. rest in peace to a literal legend, the batman of my childhood and my definitive batman
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i told myself today that i would be an academic weapon. at most im a spoon
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such irony that he uses a pun from a song by a band that famously despises the marcoses to the point that they have never come back to the philippines since they were last here during his regime
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i love the philippine government
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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12 years in Claret, and this is the way I go out.
A funny way to end a funny experience. I'll miss you. ♥️
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yall keep talking about actors that dont age and forget to talk about alfred molina
THIS GUY IS 68
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ive just been called the straightest gay person ever. idk how to feel about this information
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my dad asked me to get some grab downstairs and i ended up writing about my frequent fear of the hallway on the second floor of my apartment -- hope yall enjoy :))
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quick note for everyone: if you're having a tough time or need someone to talk to, my dms are always open and welcome for people in need 😊😊😊
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It is September 4, there are only a few living people left in the ptx fandom. They all sing together:
http://t.co/t84va2AxMG
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@dracomallfoys
wow holy shit i am shocked i am in utter disbelief how is a person this beautiful howow
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i’m gonna clean up my tl a lil bit, so like to keep the mutual
if you don’t wanna be friends with me nows ur chance
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KUNIN NIYO NA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
BREAKING: President Ferdinand Marcos, Jr. tested positive for COVID-19.
Malacañang says “upon medical advice, he will observe a period of isolation for five days.” | via
@_katrinadomingo
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@ajrayearth
TBHHHH i feel like my profs are making fun of me because i write all my emails the same way and that's because i dont know How to actually write them properly
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WHOOP
It's looking more and more likely that a 5 track remix for Twenty One Pilots is coming.
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YO MUTUALS LIKE THIS FOR A HANDWRITTEN INDIRECT BECAUSE I WANT TO FOR SOME REASON
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my mom: i will set you free once you're in college
the world when im in college: hey you wanna recreate the early 1900s
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Hello everyone! I just posted the first chapter of my novel Chasing Polaroids on Wattpad!! if ya have the free time, a read would be deeply appreciated. ty <3
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can u imagine that literally half of the people in this photoset r dead
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i like how everyone's panicking about acads already and i still havent touched any of my modules 😋 i live in constant fear
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I’m:
⚪️ straight
⚪️ gay
⚪️ bi
🔘 never gonna give you up
🔘 never gonna let you down
🔘 never gonna run around
🔘 and desert you
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👀👀👀👀
Twenty One Pilots discuss new album in recent interview, check it out!
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<3 this tweet and i will write something about you (ill start tomorrow but i swear i will get to every single one of you)
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you ever think some dudes just love sucking tiddies but hold back because they dont want freud to win
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them: why are you laughing?
me: nothing
me in my head: lin manuel merienda
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deadline november 16 tas ngayon ko lang gagawin 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
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bakit parang andaming lumalandi sa messenger ngayon 🤔 bigla kayong nag tweet nung nagloko messenger
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ever since we got our new puppy my house has been a minefield of piss. it is only a minor inconvenience in comparison to how adorable this mf is
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my friend took a picture of me drinking starbucks and i look surprisingly good
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE <3 ALSO PLS GREET MY DOG A HAPPY BIRTHDAY (he is now 4 yrs old)
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a year ago today, i was standing in line at ADMU, scared shitless because of the chance that i could fail the acet. a year later, im here, moaning about my modules while speaking of the same school. the extraordinary can become ordinary, too.
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was messing around with the ukulele and found the dont let me down riff, decided to do a cover 👉👈 be kind to me please (1/2)
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high school teachers: college professors are gonna be tough and merciless !
college professors: now for the end of our class, let us mimic vomit sounds
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iba talaga yung vibe when you’re in an oral and accept mid-sentence that you’re getting a B in the class
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tinatawag niyo akong tatay,,,, pero jokes on you,,,, i really like this look!
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supporting all my girlies on the timeline that wanna kiss kathryn bernardo right now. i am rooting for all of u
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Let's hope this won't flop as much as the other thing I did yesterday (MUTUALS ONLY!)
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