You know what sucks being a guy?
Wanting to actually comment on a tweet from a woman who looks stunning in her pictures without sounding creepy.
Like, just let me tell you that you did your makeup well. I don't wanna fuck you. 😡
I can't express how happy I am that Owen (I almost typed out Doodle) is here. Thank you to everyone for the congrats and love during all of this.
We appreciate all the thoughts and love.
Now we learn how to be parents. :)
We broke records. We moved mountains. You broke me.
We raised $8,065 for
#GFG2019
and
@GamersOutreach
. I'm so incredibly proud of the things we've accomplished this weekend, and it's all because of you.
Thank you for helping me change lives of kids across my home town. <3
A year ago today, I said "I Do" to the most beautiful woman in the world. Not just physically, but mentally and emotionally.
Your joy and love radiate through your eyes and your smile. You make me the happiest man in the world every day.
I love you.
Happy anniversary!
This little man turns ONE YEAR OLD today. I'm so happy to be your father, and I can't wait to watch you learn and grow up as every day passes. You and your mom are the best things to ever happen to me, and I love you with all of my heart and more, Owen. ❤️🎉🎉🎂
@AnneMunition
Man, I love me a roofie-colada. 🙃
The mixer is a place to meet other partners and make new friends. I left within 40 minutes of being there because I had to scream at people to have a conversation and even then, couldn't hear much of it.
Super disappointed.
It's been 3 years since I put a ring on your finger, but you make every day seem like the first day I laid eyes on you. Words can't express how much I've fallen in love with you, and continue to do so. I'm honored to be your husband.
Happy 3rd Anniversary
@whiskey_tink
!
5 years ago today, I fell in love with you.
Every day that I wake up and see you smile at me, I fall in love all over again.
You are the best thing that has ever happened in my life.
Happy birthday, my love!
Your guys' excitement for Doodle to get here has us even more excited to meet him! I can't wait to see his little face!
Also, thank you for all the hype and love during this amazing time in our lives. You guys are making this experience amazing. 💕
Today marks 5 years since I clicked the "Go Live" button for the first time.
I'm grateful that I've met so many people who I consider actual friends because of streaming.
You guys have given me the experience of a lifetime, and nothing will ever replace that.
Thank you. ❤️
The ceremony was awesome! I'm glad we were able to work with NetWar to help deliver 5 Go-Karts to the Omaha Children's Hospital!
What a blessing it is to be able to be a part of something that will touch so many kids lives.
All thanks to
@GamersOutreach
and our communities!
If y'all mother fuckers EVER put my name in your mouth and say dumb shit like this, I'm dead ass throwing down. Don't you fucking DARE say negative shit like this to my mods and friends.
I love my wife.
It doesn't matter to her if I make no money or thousands of dollars in a day. All she wants to do at the end of it is snuggle up to me and spend time together.
Money doesn't buy love. It can make it easier, but genuine love is priceless.
Love you
@whiskey_tink
For those asking, Tink is doing better. She was super sore and uncomfortable a little while ago, but is slowly getting better. About to try to get some rest soon. :)
It's been an amazing 5 years being able to call you my wife. Every day when I see you, I fall in love all over again. You're my everything. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. ❤️💕
I've been invited to be on the front page of
@Twitch
over the next 2 weeks!
I can't wait to celebrate and kick start some
#minecraftDungeons
this week!
Hope to see you there!
You WILL NOT grow on Twitch if you don't take time to make friends and grow together with someone else or others.
Stop complaining that you're streaming 14 hours a day and only at 27 followers.
Stream for 8, network for 6. Time management.
So my wife
@whiskey_tink
thew me a surprise birthday party today and invited out a ton of my friends and family! I'm so blessed to have this woman as my partner for life. ❤️
Whelp, that's a wrap on streams for about a week. Tomorrow, Tink gets induced and I'm going to be a father to a little girl.
Until then, time for dinner and Spiderman.
See you all soon!
All of my ex girlfriends said I wouldn't ever be anything since I was so in to gaming.
Have they raised over $25,000 for charity? Have they followed their dreams? Are they happy with their lives?
I have, and I am. 👍
So there's a new bull shit clip of someone saying that it's "Just $5."
Shut up.
I lived off of peanut butter sandwiches for a week one time. I know that $5 could be the only thing you have.
Use it on yourself. Only sub if you have the extra funds.
Please.
These are the kind of videos that I send my wife while she's at work since she can't be at home all day with Owen any more.
I don't know about you, but this melts my heart. ❤️
Sitting 10,400 feet up on a mountain having lunch and I turn around to see a Twitch hoodie of all things. Absolutely incredible how life puts you in the right place at the right time to meet new friends.
It was a pleasure meeting
@firedragon
and
@Gc4ever4001
on a mountain!
My first ever flight across an ocean, and I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to have done it with. ❤️
Tink and I already miss Owen a heck of a lot though.