We've got some very big news about something nice and hard to get your hands on - a new nudinit pattern book is coming out in September 2025! It's crammed with knitting patterns for your home - all rude of course, but what else would you expect from nudinits!

Robert had asked Barbara to hold his tool #nudinits #knitted #knit #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #saucy #innuendo

Barbara was just finishing off her 5-a-day #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour #saucy #carryon #phallicfruit

Robert had wanted it dunked for much longer #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #dailylaugh #saucy #builder #british #britishhumour #knit

Come and meet nudinit creator Sarah Simi at the Yarnival show @theamelia_tw Tunbridge Wells this Saturday 7th March - come and say hello and stock up on nudinit books and cards! #nudinits #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #sarahsimi #yarnival #tunbridgewells #searchpress

Barbara was blowing a hot Columbian #naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #coffee #columbian

Want to knit up some rude homeware? Of course you do - and now you can with our book, Nudinits at Home - buy it now! https://t.co/4Xs3BOvpEP #knittedanimation #nudinits #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbook #craftbook ##knittedteacosy #naughtyknitting #knit #sarahsimi 🧶

Barbara was pleased it had slipped in a lot further than she thought #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #knitted #winterolympics #curling #teamGB #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting 🥌

Barbara needed something to grab onto #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #winterolympics #olympics #iceskating #skating #saucy #naughtyknitting

Bernard wasn't used to controlling so much length #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #olympics #winterolympics #teamGB #skiing #ski #britishhumour #naughtyknitting

Bernard had gone in too quickly #nudinits #winterolympics #olympics #curling #teamGB #naughtyknittting #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation

A crevasse had opened up #winterolympics #olympics #skiing #teamGB #snow #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #saucy

Bernard had bruised his coccyx #nudinits #olympics #winterolympics #skating #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #iceskating

Barbara was pleased Bernard had hit the button #curling #curlingolympics #curlingGB #winterolympics #naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit

Barbara was enjoying a hot Italian #valentine #bemyvalentine❤️ #valentinesday❤️ #pizza #italianfood #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #saucy

Patrick was at Barbara's back door with a large package #valentine #valentinesday❤️ #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour

Bernard's vigorous action was all in the wrist #curling #curlingolympics #olympics #gbcurling #olympics2026 #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour

Bernard always relied on a second rise #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour #innuendo

Any closer and Barbara's Fufu would have been singed #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knitting #dailylaugh #britishhumour #knit

The vicar had never seen so much wildlife around his nuts #britishhumour #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #comedyvicar #dailylaugh #knit 🧶

Barbara wondered if she'd get something slipped in her box #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #innuendo #britishhumour