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FaceID doesn’t recognise me when I’m wearing spectacles. Works like a Superman movie.
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Eloquence is nothing. Hitler is one eloquent son of a bitch. I just do not trust 24-year-olds with my nation. Period.
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Please don't confuse loving your pet with being an animal lover. I know animal lovers. They are vegetarians.
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It's only an iPad, don't need to look so smug. Apple fans make me very irritated for some strange reason.
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Ptosis fixed by Dr Tan from SW1. Was waiting for right eye to completely heal to see if I would recommend. And yes, love Dr Tan.
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Even if the foreigners are gone, prices fall, PAP lost majority seats, you'd still be unhappy. Because none of that can cure a bad heart.
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Finally, a worthy offer. After too many “It would make me so happy if you would exchange with me pleeeaaaseee.”
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Reading Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI by David Grann. Captivating.
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Designing user interfaces is a skill. Designing user experience is an attitude.
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My Ptosis eye is hooded now. I hope this is because it is still swollen. Or else, the irony.
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#FOTD
Eyes - Benefit they're Real liner, Heroine Make Impact Frame and Curl Mascara, Urban Decay…
http://t.co/lT2QnTHjHB
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Beauty & the Beast is a story about pragmatism. Looks will fade but castle is forever.
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Did the web design for savvy
@melodyyap
. Biggest part is the clean migration from Blogspot to Wordpress.
http://t.co/iPQdZT6jH1
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"If you believe in the mediocrity of the masses, then mediocrity becomes the ceiling of what you can achieve." - on leadership
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WM3 are guilty. Peter Jackson, Johnny Depp and their celebrity WM3 supporters are out of their minds.
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I hate cockroaches so much that things shaped like them makes me cringe. Like sesame seeds and Lamborghini.
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Me: So pretty it hurts! Guy: Look at the nose on that girl. Me: You know nothing.
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Men should never carry a women's handbag unless 1) She's injured. 2) He's Tinky Winky.
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Sink... and open your eyes to see who turns away, who lends a hand and who jumps in to save you.
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Epilator. Menstrual Cup. Memory Foam Mattress. Things that made me go, where have you been my whole life.
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Bring me back to the nights of lucid dreaming. Where I could fall in love and forget about the world.
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If you’re offended about Chan Chun Sing’s shade on idiotic hoarders. Here’s a classic mother’s advice. Eat your rice and shut up.
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That whole introspection is to justify my own childish tendencies. Whahahaha!
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Everyone needs that one friend who doesn't sugar-coat the truth and serves reality cold.
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If I don't specialise in UI design, I would have gone into interior design. Which is arguably UX too.
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A guy who was smoking was walking towards me & baby, he saw us, stopped mid-stride & circled like 2m around us.
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People associates growing older to being serious so people have to “act” like an adult. Isn’t it sad to have to lose some personality traits to be considered an adult? Where is the diversity in adulthood?
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Some women delay motherhood because of their careers. It's a misconception. You can have it all. Mummies, you are strong! :D
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My personal trainer has made me walk around with a 6kg weight for the past hour. If I stop, he'll cry.
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I used to think "challenge yourself" is trying out tasks you're not good at. I know now that it means being the best in what you're good at.
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"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart walking around outside your body."
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Put Bean in the middle, he wriggled to my side, I woke up & found him attached to my body.
http://t.co/WZfQ0Q1y
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Before it felt like I was trying to look like some version Kylie. With Korean style, I feel like I’m trying to look like a better version of myself.
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Murphina's Law, when you don't put on makeup, you'll bump into everyone you know.
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If I give you an menstrual cup for Xmas. You’re one of my favourite people. Don’t make it weird.
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"Russell, I don't check my phone when I'm with you, that's how much I love you."
#firstworldproblems
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What is 3D White toothpaste? I didn't realise my teeth are two dimensional yellow without it. This is life changing.
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Everybody is a genius. But if u judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it'll live its whole life believing that it is stupid.-Einstein
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The banker & the geek role reversal. I currently work for a global bank & the husband co-owns an IT company. Who would have known.
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{ p r i s m s } a portmanteau of You & Me. Where white light bends into a spectrum of colors. You bring color into my world.
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I was humming a melody in office & was wondering which song it belongs to. To my horror, it was Super Bass.
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Woke up to a Thud and R crying "Mama, I fell!!!" You know that surge of relief when you wake up from a nightmare? This is the opposite.
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{While walking} Russ: Hello Dog! Hi Cat, did you say Meow? Follow us okay? Oh hello little bird! Mama: Dude, you're not Snow White.
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Had yummy Crab Bee Hoon at Ming Kee Live Seafood. My favorite Crab Bee Hoon is from Sin Huat (Geylang) but the owner is a gangster.
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Russ called Mama, clinged his arms around my neck, hugged my head, then looked into my eyes & beamed at me. I cried.
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♪ Look at me with starry eyes
Push me up to starry skies
There's stardust in my head
Pure and simple everyti
http://t.co/QFkqTaS5
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When you come and pick a fight with me when I'm eating. And I can't give my food all the loving attention it needs. It's WAR.
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"I want Oranges. I want them red." "You want Apples?" "Wait, aren't they all fruits?
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Dear FluidSurveys, I hope 2016 will be the year your edit page finishes loading.
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A few more hours to my desperately needed sleep. Today has been crazy, hit the ground running and sadistically enjoying every bit of it.
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Finding the right problems to solve is more important than finding solutions.
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Dude, don't hog the road with your turtle power. You're a man, live up to your stupid "Men are better drivers" stereotype please.
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If food panda can deliver food in 40 mins. Why do fashion stores deliver in 3 days. Aren't clothes ready to go?
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I have no foes, only loved ones, friends and people who don't matter. Mantra for life.
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If not, get your feed directly from trustworthy sources and take everything else with a pinch of salt.
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You need only 4 stellar members in a digital team. A product owner, UX designer, developer and a cat to keep them all happy.
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Came home from dinner, MIL said Bean was looking for me and kept crying. He eventually fell asleep hugging my t-shirt. So poor thing!!!
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Dramedy Friends, friends who put themselves in all sort of dramas that make everyone else laugh.
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When you're by my side, I feel emotionally invincible. Trappings of positivity in my upturned Bell Jar.
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