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Bringing you the latest news and views about Everton and writing #EFC stories since 2004. Account staffed by our writing team, expect sarcasm . #27Campaign
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19 years ago, NSNO was born
It's been a hell of a journey full of ups and downs, highs and lows, and no end of Good Times.
From Bill Kenwright calling me to talk about why Wayne Rooney left, to Bob Latchford being locked in my bathroom at 3am....it's been incredible
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Remember when this put Aston Villa's Wesley out for the season last year and the whole of the media was calling for Ben Mee to be banned? No, me neither.
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@UpshotTowers
"they've chopped his dick off lad" has got to be the greatest rumour ever to emerge about Everton Football Club
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Lampard telling Seamus Coleman's kids "your daddy is the best person I have ever met" has totally done me in
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Sam Quek will be even more fuming when she finds out that Shrewsburys scorer has the same nickname as her
Name: Jason Cummings
Nickname: Cumdog
Shrewsbury Town
#FACup
hero
@Jasoncummings35
proved himself to be quite the character when at Hibernian 😂
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Wonderfully balanced
@skysports
panel today. In the Liverpool corner: Graeme Souness, In the neutral middle: Jamie Redknapp and in the Everton corner: Jamie Carragher.
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"mummy, why can't daddy read me a bed time story tonight?"
"he's gone out to throw rocks at a bus, sweetheart"
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Everton haven't won a match in 81 days of football in any competition. Every single other club in the top 6 tiers of English football has won a match since then. Always fun being an Evertonian.
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When I see the phrase "Greatest living Everton player" this is the picture that comes to mind
As a player, the best of his generation
As a man, one of integrity and conscience.
He is welcomed at Goodison by everyone, and fans have even paid for his tickets in the past
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That awkward moment when you throw in two early fouls pretending to be a big hardman and then get injured and out for the season 10 minutes later. No sympathy.
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Nobody else should ever wear the number 23 for Everton after Seamus Coleman
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Carlo Ancelotti the only manager to look healthier after a year at Everton
🚨BREAKING🚨
Carlo Ancelotti confirms that Jean-Philippe Gbamin will be “fit to play” by the end of November!
#EFC
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Ancelotti not letting the officials take the piss out of Everton is something we've been crying out for from a manager for a long time.
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ANYONE assaults a club official on club property on a match day and they're nicked and before the magistrates on Monday
And in The Echo on Monday evening
Just saying
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Top of the league. 22 points clear. World Champions. European Champions. Their party is in government. But they've got Everton on their minds.
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FAO Newcastle fans
You punch horses and your owners behead women for driving
In the early 2000's you could buy an entire street in Newcastle for a pound
And Sunderland have won more than you
Try and bear all this in mind when trying to comment on Everton
You cunts
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The man who played Calvert-Lewin at Right wing back is about to be Barcelona manager.
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Lucas Digne ran towards a terrorist attack to help people, some of our players don't even close down the nearest man
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I've celebrated the kids going asleep louder than that
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Martinez was heavily flawed. Koeman was a wanker. Silva wasn't good enough. But not one of them made me care less about Everton than Sam Allardyce's 'football' did. Would take great pride in seeing him relegated for a change.
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There's not a single manager who would have done better than Lampard by this stage at Everton
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Allan is exactly the sort of player a Goodison crowd deserves. Fucking brilliant.
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FA Cups:
Unsworth 1
Barton 0
PL appearances:
Unsworth 360
Barton 268
PL goals:
Unsworth 39
Barton 26
Respect in the game:
Unsworth 👍
Barton 🖕
Find it funny that some EFC fans think Unsworth was a top player. Keep telling me he was better than me. 🤣
Comparing a LB and a CM is foolish. Ask anyone who has played. Only an absolute clown would compare the two.
Like comparing a painter and decorator to Monet.
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Treating the imminent demise of two historic clubs like deadline day is a proper cunts trick. Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves
@SkySportsNews
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Joe Wicks supports Chelsea because Everton won the FA Cup in 1995
@thebodycoach
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This Everton midfield are making this Spurs midfield look like last seasons Everton midfield
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The way Ancelotti is dealing with Bolasie (still training, can train even if he doesn't find a club) just shows even more what an absolute cunt Koeman was with Niasse.
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The world needs more people like Seamus Coleman
He says that "Maximum effort is the minimum expectation" and this shows just how much he lives by that phrase
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Sacking Lampard doesn't even come close to solving this rot
No manager can turn this club around with the board we have
But it will paper over the cracks and fool the majority into thinking the board are doing something when really they're just covering their own arses
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Police presence at Goodison tonight
Can only assume there's been a sighting of The Phantom Headlocker
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Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever. Please don’t be the worst day ever.
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"You Scouse bastard" chant Man Utd fans. At frenchman Lucas Digne, who plays for Aston Villa.
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Leaving their seats empty for the cameras is pure theatre from the board
The board have declared war on their own supporters today
History tells us in football that this never ends the way they think it will
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Some Everton fans are like children. If Liverpool won the league at Goodison then act like grown ups and invade the pitch so that it totally ruins their day and experience
#BitterTwistedAndProud
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Are people genuinely surprised that Andre Gomes looks more comfortable in a midfield who actually deserve him to be there?
The man is class and he was being dragged down last season
He will shine in this set up because they are his peers.
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How fucking boss would it be if James, Digne, Richarlison and DCL just ran riot tomorrow to win 4-0 and go within two points of 4th with a game in hand.
PLEASE EVERTON FOR ONCE JUST WIN AND LET US HAVE NICE THINGS!
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Bet Danny Murphy's family are buzzing when he fucks off to commentate on a match.
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Leaked team news for the United game
Looks like our strongest line up right now
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The real sour grapes was Man Utd not congratulating James Garner though
Jesus fucking Christ
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That moment when Schneiderlin was about to pass backwards and the Paddock shouted "No" so he tried to turn and ended up giving away a throw-in.
Everton that.
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They've claimed sunsets now
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Wouldn't be surprised if the Premier League deal with all this by relegating Everton.
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The mistake we all made was assuming VAR would be operated by competent people like it was at the World Cup. Instead it's run by Premier League referees. How many of them worked at the last World Cup? None. Anyone want to guess why?
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Disgraceful this, think about all the £££ already spent on plane journeys and trains by fans. I’m sure a few Schalke fans were planning on going to Anfield as well.
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Everton fans will boo Raheem Sterling on Saturday. Because he played for Liverpool. And dives a lot. And that goal where the ball had gone about a mile out of play. And his "jazz hands' run. But not because of the colour of his skin.
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Hearing Andre Gomes has been banned from the Spurs game in April in case it brings back any bad memories for Heung Min Son.
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Tough choice tbf to Everton. On the one hand you have a man who has won the champions league three times and won league titles in France, Italy, Germany and England. On the other you have David Moyes who once beat Wigan to win the Community Shield.
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Got a lot of time for Tom Davies calling Jordan Henderson a cunt while smiling in front of the referee last night
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Expect Lampard announcement this evening. Tomorrow at latest
Two year deal
Players identified by him to follow quickly
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People refusing to give Silva time are also refusing to give Everton time. Reseting the whole thing every 5 months isnt how you build lasting success. If he's good enough for Brands....
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Baffled by the Iwobi bashing tonight. Did he not set up Keane's goal? Did he not play the ball through to Kean at the end?
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Leicester fans being bitter on their forums that Everton are getting all the attention. Come back when half your goals aren't penalties. Tory bells.
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Don't know why some people are so vicious towards Tom Davies, he seems a sound lad. Fair enough not rating him but some of the comments on here... nah.
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Never liked Stephen Mulhearn but his choice of which shop to cover up when filming in Liverpool One is sound.
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Jack Grealish racing to the referee to grass on big bad Nathan Patterson for bullying him
Then legging it down the tunnel
£100m of shithouse
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On the 46th minute of yesterday's match a Southampton fan threw a pie wrapper into the Everton end
In the 79th minute he was arrested and removed after CCTV footage had been reviewed and officers had identified him
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If you're feeling self conscious about wearing a face covering in public, just remember there are grown fellas who walk round Asda in full Liverpool kits on a Friday evening
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Be boss for our new signings going into Finch Farn together and Mo Besic is stood there just shaving his face with a Stanley knife
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We know how to remove things from Goodison Parks walls.
Time to rip down the Premier League branding every single time it gets put back up
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Everton died the day they got rid of the electronic scoreboard at Goodison Park
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Danielle Lloyd thinks it's weird to kiss your child on the lips but has no issues with inserting Pringles into her lady parts and taking photos of it.
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BREAKING: Watford considering legal action against Everton for forcing Silva out and making them hire a shit manager instead following Gracia’s sacking.
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Rumours the Mina fee was initially £10m but increased by £1m for every mistake made by Michael Keane in pre-season.
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