EP. 5 Amethyst Frost Haze Auto by Speedrunseeds 88 Days (Seed 2 Darkness) C+ RANK. This Is MY Fith EP of the series I call Seed 2 Darkness! I do my Auto run from start to finish!. This is a Seed to harvest video she ended up being almost a pound!!!. She appeared on Grow with me,

People keep asking why a crap ton of tweets always drop in the morning. Truth is, I schedule them ahead of time. Usually I’m just on the toilet, roasting myself, cracking up, and lining them up so future me gets ambushed by his own bullshit :D.

You don’t “hang with friends.” You “hang branches.” Social life cured. Keep on Growing O_O.

You treat your plants like royalty but smoke them like cheap hookers. Keep on Growing O_O.

The cops don’t even want you, they’d rather arrest you for the crimes against botany happening in your tent. Keep on Growing O_O.

You don’t fear death, you fear spider mites. Same thing, different legs. Keep on Growing O_O.

If plant training counted as BDSM, your tent would have its own OnlyFans. Keep on Growing O_O.

Grower enlightenment: You call it a “nutrient deficiency.” Your therapist calls it “projection.”. Keep on Growing O_O.

You spent 3 hours fixing your airflow but still haven’t fixed your own airflow problem called “sleep apnea.”. Keep on Growing O_O.

Every Tinder match dies when you say, “I can’t hang out, my humidity’s off.”. Keep on Growing O_O.

Your family thinks you joined a cult. They’re right 😅 it just involves pH meters instead of Kool Aid. Keep on Growing O_O.

You've become that person who brings up growing techniques at completely inappropriate times, like funerals and parent-teacher conferences. Keep on Growing O_O.

emergency fund got redirected to "emergency genetics," which is how you justify spending rent money on seeds that might be good someday. Keep on Growing O_O.

When Your idea of a wild Friday night is staying up past 9pm to adjust your light timers and check trichomes for the fifth time today. Keep on Growing O_O.

That moment when you realize you talk to your plants more than your spouse explains why one relationship is thriving and the other filed for divorce. Keep on Growing O_O.

You've perfected the art of avoiding social events by claiming your "babies need attention," and honestly, it's not even a lie anymore. Keep on Growing O_O.

browser history looks like a serial killer researching murder weapons, but it's just you learning seventeen different ways to kill spider mites. Keep on Growing O_O.

You've spent more money on plant vitamins than human vitamins, and somehow your plants are still healthier than you are. Why are you shocked?. Keep on Growing O_O.

That Christmas dinner conversation where you accidentally explained nutrient lockout instead of answering what you do for work is why nobody invites you places anymore. Keep on Growing O_O.

Your dating profile should just say "seeking someone who understands that plants come first" because that's basically your only relationship requirement now. Keep on Growing O_O.

As you move through life, the law of equivalent exchange shows its face more often than you’d like to admit. In growing, that lesson is everywhere. Nothing truly disappears, everything breaks down, transforms, and becomes something else. To keep balance, you have to align your.