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Josh Carlton

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Eugene, OR
Joined March 2009
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@notyourvydas
Josh Carlton
7 years
I’m retweeting this and pinning it because I want to keep coming back to this gratitude thread and adding to it. Why it’s taken me so long, I don’t know, but thanks to @ParkerMolloy and @anamariecox for inspiring me to do it.
@notyourvydas
Josh Carlton
7 years
I had dinner with a good friend tonight and caught up with her for the first time since December. My life has been full of so much weird/terrible/good stuff since then, and I cried on the drive home because I’m so grateful for so much. & the sunset was beautiful. Some gratitude:
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@DarrigoMelanie
Melanie D'Arrigo
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If you think Bari Weiss killed this segment because of journalistic integrity, and not because there's been a systematic takeover of news and social media by right-wing billionaires to push curated pro-Trump propaganda, then you're not paying attention. https://t.co/ti5XmdqYQR
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@grahamformaine
Graham Platner for Senate
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@fiveironfrenzy
Five Iron Frenzy
5 months
You’re offended at the wrong thing, brother… You said “we all deserve this” For not forcing kids to pray- While your party loots the earth And you tell us “Jesus saves” You’re ignoring half the gospel Wearing clothing made by slaves. - While Supplies Last
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Josh Carlton
6 months
Watching Mountainhead. Have you seen this yet, @elonmusk? Do you have a long enough attention span? Can you recognize satire?
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Josh Carlton
6 months
One of the funniest things about this to me is that it really is so similar to @DwyaneWade going back to Miami, except when he did that there was no chance of winning and @Dame_Lillard is going for his family AND entering a situation where the talent could grow around him.
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@notgaetti
Not Gaetti
6 months
Update: Trevor Bauer returns from the Japanese minor leagues, immediately surrenders the longest home run in recorded history
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Not Gaetti
7 months
Not even the unwavering support of every incel in the western hemisphere could prevent the pitcher with NPB’s worst ERA from being sent down to the Japanese minor leagues
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@Dame_Lillard
Damian Lillard
6 months
RipCityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! @trailblazers
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@BlazersLead
Blazers Lead
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MOOD.
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@DefectiveBecca
Becca Peter
6 months
My junior high math teacher was rounded up and sent to a concentration camp in Idaho when he was 11.
@RossKneeDeep
Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep
6 months
Here's a question. Did you ever in your wildest dreams think that people in America could be rounded up and sent to concentration camps?
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Josh Carlton
9 months
My biggest W remains telling Katy Perry I couldn’t go hang out with her after a show because I had to work the next morning.
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Josh Carlton
10 months
Prescient
@LindseyGrahamSC
Lindsey Graham
10 years
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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@Ukraine
Ukraine / Україна
11 months
Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!
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Josh Carlton
1 year
This is very rude.
@nocontextpawnee
out of context parks and rec
1 year
hiiiii do you guys realize that once it's January 1st we'll be in the year the parks department reunited in the series finale of parks and rec?
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@Lotad_
Lotad
1 year
Dude this tweet is like giga hidden, it’s not even showing up in my bookmarks sucks cuz it’s potentially tweet of the year
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@davegreenidge57
Hey, Dave!
1 year
Here’s a video produced by “Led by Donkeys” out of the U.K. that puts down the timeline of how Musk used X to get Donald Trump elected. I would save it because I don’t think it will be up for long.
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@IsaiahCTorre
🦕 Isaiah Cole Torre 🦖
1 year
Always and forever.
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Josh Carlton
1 year
If you’re like me and didn’t pay enough attention and scabbed this morning we can still break those streaks tomorrow!
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