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@nottheribbons
professionally annoyed
1 year
One thing about me is if I see a screenshot of Jared Padalecki with his mouth softly open I’mma retweet it.
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@nottheribbons
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Just a little @jarpad and Scooby Doo
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@nottheribbons
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Y’all look really happy for a bunch of people who RIPPED OUR HEARTS OUT.
@jarpad
Jared Padalecki
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#FlashbackFriday to exactly 14 weeks ago... when our (vigorously COVID tested) team filmed a fight scene in a barn... and a giant thank you to our amazing stunt crew that made it possible. @jensenackles #SPNFamily #AKF
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@nottheribbons
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@CriedInACoolWay @sebastiansoulja @shanedawson Imagine thinking ANYONE in the Smith family needs anyone but themselves and their empire of black excellence to stay relevant. Big oof, girl. BIG OOF.
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@nottheribbons
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4 years
Dean raised Sam. Then Sam raised Dean. And then I fell apart. #Supernatural #WinchestersForever
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@nottheribbons
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10 months
This is the best story to come out of the AO3 DDoS mental breakdowns.
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
Long 🧵 coming. Some tidbits coming at you from Jensen’s meet and greet in this thread. First, a little housekeeping from me: 1) yes, source is reliable and 2) no, I won’t tell you who they are. Even if you DM me. I won’t even confirm or deny a guesses. Next, if you don’t like
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@nottheribbons
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4 years
When are we getting the article letting us know Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles are returning to SPN?
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
@EW No. Seriously. Delete it. It’s wholly irrelevant, does nothing, honors neither victim, and is just a gross grab at getting clicks because that’s what anything SPN adjacent does.
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
Jared calling Sam and Dean each other’s patronus? That’s a soulmate bingo square. #Supernatural #StageIt
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
*walks back in* And another thing, that he, his aunt, etc are all allowing the narrative to become being mad at Jared for having the audacity to not cover a bruise with makeup before he went into town to get groceries instead of mad at Jensen for smacking him is really something.
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@nottheribbons
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This boy.
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Personality accurate gif is accurate.
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@nottheribbons
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I love Jared Padalecki’s birthday because it makes my timeline SO PRETTY.
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
He pretty.
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@nottheribbons
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5 years
How??
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@nottheribbons
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5 years
Me: we don’t talk about the curve of Jared Padalecki’s lower back enough. Everyone: it’s almost all you talk about. Me: but is that enough, though?
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@nottheribbons
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6 years
A sea of “even when I lose, I win” signs for Mark Sheppard’s last CE panel. #SPNSF
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@nottheribbons
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Remember when Sam antis were like, “man, poor Dean, he fumbled that swipe and killed Death on accident” and then someone ACTUALLY ASKED JENSEN if Dean accidentally missed Sam and Jensen had to very diplomatically call them unbelievably stupid. Good times.
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@nottheribbons
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4 years
These spot the difference games are just impossible now.
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@nottheribbons
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1 year
Y’know the craziest thing about the cast of SPN? Everyone has main character syndrome except he person who played the main character.
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@nottheribbons
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2 years
Interesting typo. Freudian much, Variety?
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@nottheribbons
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4 years
Jensen “Focus on Jared like I do” Ackles.
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@nottheribbons
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Oh hey, it’s that day again. The day we use as an excuse to post Jared’s heaving chest in this tiny tshirt.
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@sikenpoems
Richard Siken bot
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There is no way to make this story interesting.
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@nottheribbons
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2 years
#JaredPadaleckiWeek Jared Padalecki and the way celebrity men look at him, a study.
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@nottheribbons
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5 years
You, sir, are utter bro trash.
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
The Pilot mirror dialogue was Jared’s idea? That makes Dean/Jensen’s little smile hurt so much more. #Supernatural #jaredstageit
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@nottheribbons
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2 years
“from Jared Padalecki” is my new favorite phrase. It’s super sexy.
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@nottheribbons
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1 year
Very excited for @JensenAckles and @mishacollins to tweet #SaveWalkerIndependence . I mean, as good friends they’ll obviously return the favor, right?
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
Oh. Today’s the 19th. Happy 4 month barniversary, everyone.
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@nottheribbons
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Everyone is loving all over Jared for his warmth, sincerity, intellect, inclusivity, and problem solving. I love this. #Walker
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@nottheribbons
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Since the theme seems to be “hidden pics from the depths of your phone”... happy birthday, Jared! Thank you for being you. #HappyBirthdayJared
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
The duality of man.
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Things I scream about
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@nottheribbons
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Hooo, boy. Dean’s face between “I’m good with who I am” and “I’m good with who you are”? In that lil moment he’s telling Sam that he’s proud of him, he’s happy to have him by his side, and letting him know he would never trade John for Sam. I’m fragile.
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@nottheribbons
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3 years
policy on The Boys set so he faked a bathroom break check his phone (knowing that with this being SPN related it’d blow up the internet); one of the things he saw was that had Jared found out. Per Jensen he knew that HE’D screwed up. Per my source Jensen clearly remorseful. /end
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@nottheribbons
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Show me a more beautiful man than Jared Padalecki. You can’t. #walker
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Jared Padalecki has Jupiter eyes. That’s their official color. I will not be taking questions.
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@nottheribbons
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5 years
My soul has left my body.
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@nottheribbons
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@indignus__ Dean wanted to be a fireman, not a bar owner. He also never wanted to live his life away from Sam. Like, literally never. Dude legit chose Sam over any and everything constantly. Did you watch the show at all?
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@nottheribbons
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Imagine being Dean Winchester and knowing you, as a mere child and teenager, raised that giant plaid clad mountain of empathy, sympathy, love, devotion, bravery, and strength. Just imagine it. You’d smile, too.
@samuletisback
Canon Soulmates🖤🧡
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I don't know what was the best. Sam saying that they would die together or the little Dean's smile in the end. 😭
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@nottheribbons
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Anyway, fun fact, the wayward son was actually Sam. And he carried on. Hope this helps.
@deansnuggles
DEAN WON!!!
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unreasonably angry about w*lker using a line from carry on wayward son as an ep title like how dare you. stop touching our shit.
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@nottheribbons
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I’m THISCLOSE to starting a Sam-centric SPN podcast. Because too many people have this show in their mouths who can’t get Sam’s canon correct.
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@nottheribbons
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@EW Yo, @samhighfill , I get that the isn’t your article, but maybe tap someone at work on the shoulder and tell them this ain’t the move. Jensen and SPN have been good to y’all over the years. Out of context clickbait that capitalizes on someone’s death cannot possibly be worth it.
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@nottheribbons
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The bibro king. 🐝
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@nottheribbons
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I’m fine. In case there was like, anyone wondering.
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@nottheribbons
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Jensen Ackles is always gonna out brotrash us all.
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Matchy-matchy
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@nottheribbons
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Being a J2 fan is just the easiest thing. @jarpad & @JensenAckles are the classiest, sweetest, most huggablest dudes. #AlwaysKeepFighting
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@nottheribbons
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Jared Padalecki gets it. Always has. Also, I’m not posting the best quote so you can click and scream for yourself.
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@danielletbd
Danielle Turchiano
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Jared Padalecki reflects on the #Supernatural finale, including who Sam's wife was, and previews his #Walker relationship with real-life wife Genevieve Padalecki:
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@nottheribbons
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ANYWAY, time to bring this back because it's been stuck in my head all morning.
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@nottheribbons
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7 years
When you and your boyfriend are all set for prom, but your friend doesn’t have a date so you make it a “group” thing.
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@nottheribbons
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I’m going to tell you a story that very few people know. I will preface this story by saying Misha Collins has always been SUPER nice to ME and up until 2014 or so my feelings towards him were complicated, but not vitriolic. But that’s the thing, “he’s always been nice to me”
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@nottheribbons
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These you, my guy?
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@mishacollins
Misha Collins
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Sorry for that offensive tweet re: shipping. I need need to be more thoughtful. I used a term that I had never really given any thought to other than, "that's a thing?! Yuck." But it's not a thing to be made light of. Sorry.
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@nottheribbons
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That awkward moment when you’re on a podcast for a show and the actor playing the show’s protagonist is “and more”.
@CLennertz
Christopher Lennertz
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I may or may not be on an episode of this…or more. But sure think you should support my pals @dicksp8jr @RobBenedict @StevenHein @JensenAckles @timwynn_ and more…and it’s all sounding so good coming out of @sonicfuelstudio BTS stories like never before!
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@nottheribbons
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*steps up onto the stage* *taps mic* THERE IS NOTHING SCARIER, MORE UNSTABLE AND BROKEN, ON EARTH, HEAVEN, HELL, OR AU THAN SAM WINCHESTER WITHOUT DEAN WINCHESTER. Thank you for your attention to this matter. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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@nottheribbons
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I don’t know what I’m trying to say with this. But something.
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@nottheribbons
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Some men will ruin a legacy, almost burn down a friendship, lay a fandom to waste, use up time and budget, and tell a terrible story instead of going to therapy.
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@nottheribbons
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Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot. Dance magic.
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MC: this was never the plan. JA: just act natural, bros hold hands. MS: how many more of these do I have to sign? JP: *living his best life*
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@nottheribbons
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Y’know, screeching to the man who’s going to go be a producer on The Boys is pretty much guaranteeing Misha will never guest on that show. So, y’know, that’s fun.
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@nottheribbons
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That’s cute, Dot, but neither Dean nor the Siren say or even imply “partner”. The point of ep 4.14 is that unlike the other victims Dean isn’t looking for sexual/romantic devotion, he wants his baby BROTHER’S trust, respect, and (unwavering) devotion. It’s, like, not even subtle.
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@nottheribbons
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Listen, Jared Padalecki is the cutest bean burrito ever and I’ll hear no argument otherwise.
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I don’t do this, I don’t tag actors; it’s not my thing. But thank you @jarpad & @JensenAckles for 300+ eps of this amazing, infuriating, beautiful show about 2 brothers and their devotion to each other. Special shoutout to @JDMorgan for never forgetting that John loved his boys.
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@nottheribbons
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They did. With a superior character.
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@nottheribbons
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No need to tag yourself, I got’chu fam, we’re all Misha just third wheeling while J2 keep on J2’ing.
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Wait. They’re BROTHERS??! Oopsie.
@tntdrama
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Happy National Siblings Day! #NationalSiblingsDay #SPNFamily
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@nottheribbons
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Kudos to @ReverendGuitars for not only dropping Stuart Baker/Unknown Hinson, but for running their website like a boss:
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@nottheribbons
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Last question: why, in the early seasons is Sam always choked and Dean is always thrown? Jensen: because Sam LIKES to be choked. Our whole group: 👀👀👀👀
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@nottheribbons
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Context is for the weak.
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But what if i just left this here without comment? What. If.
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JP: *calls out bad customer service* WaF Minions: um, Jared, <insert condescending endearment> this makes you an awful person. JA: *complains about a terrible flight* WaF Minions: babe! Don’t be like Jared, PLEEEASE. Kim: GET HIM! *posts pic of a child* WaF Minions: KWEEN!
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@nottheribbons
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Surprise! I’m now contributing over at @movietvtechgeek . My first piece just went live so go give it a peek.
@movietvtechgeek
Movie TV Tech Geeks News -Indie Genius Productions
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News: Top 5 'Supernatural' episodes that might surprise SPNFamily - #MovieTVTechGeeks
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@nottheribbons
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Whoever Henry is playing in about a year Jensen Ackles will claim he was ALMOST cast in said role.
@cosmic_marvel
Cosmic Marvel
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Henry Cavill has reportedly been cast in the #MCU and his role will be revealed this year. (via )
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@nottheribbons
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@cw_spn 12 years. 2017-2005 is TWELVE. Also, only two characters have "had work to do" for 12 years. Do better, marketing/social media department.
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@nottheribbons
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Who wants to tell them that in AHBL Dean literally didn’t sleep or eat (and drank only whiskey) for days, wouldn’t leave Sam’s dead body, wouldn’t bury him, and when he finally did get up and leave... it was to sell his soul for Sam. Oh, guess that’ll be me.
@BlurryImpala
Chaotic Winchester 🖤
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How drunk Dean had to be to sleep on the floor around empty bottles? He didn't get that drunk when he lost Sam or Mary. How the hell I am supposed to ignore it. Do you know how much it hurts? I am devastated
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@nottheribbons
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Gen talking about working with Jared again. #Walker #RICC
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@nottheribbons
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Takeaways: 1) Jared is very pretty and should always be directed by Jensen to ensure maximum advantage of that is taken 2) no one in Hollywood is more insecure than an SPN writer
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@nottheribbons
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Sometimes I’m just floored that SPN has gone from a show Ostroff wanted so badly to cancel, but couldn’t, to a show now so beloved that it’s getting a 14th season because two leads still wanna show up. Boys to... well, older boys. Congrats, J2, you’ve done alright for yourselves.
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@nottheribbons
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I don't know what's happening, but I love any excuse for Winchester Brothers. #WinchesterBrothers
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Highlights: - Jensen “brothers brothers brothers” Ackles - per Jensen J2 are the ones who made the decision. Bottom line. - they don’t seem to dig the idea of a happy ending (atta boys, gimme that angst) - these beautiful dopes clearly want 15 seasons and a movie
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@nottheribbons
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Moderating a panel in one state before doing convention ops in another state on the same day then doing a full day of con panels, ops, autos, plus a fan meet and greet? I will never have even one tenth of Jared Padalecki’s dedication or work ethic.
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@nottheribbons
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Sam takes care of everyone, Dean takes care of Sam. I’m into it. #supernatural
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Also known as the best ep of SPN s10.
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I love when I review something and certain people whine that I’m just a hater... then Ackles swoops in an validates my reading of the show. I don’t NEED the validation, but it is a tasty treat.
@nothingb4u
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Jensen about episode 13x21 and Dean having to leave Sam's body in the cave to save the civilians.
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That awkward moment when TVG gets it right, but the network itself is a hot mess. #ChanelvsWalmart
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I’m losing my mind over this hair. How in the college boy AU am I supposed to live?
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Mitch says the day he met Jared was one of the best days of his life. And is now (rightfully) praising Molly Hagen to the heavens. #Walker #RICC
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Dear SPN fandom. The Croatoan legend is not something Eric Kripke dreamt up. It’s an amalgamation of the actual lost colony of Roanoke and the Croatoan Native Americans catching diseases from colonials. Crack a book, people.
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I love watching Jared’s full height being used to its full advantage. And by advantage I mean for my eyeballs. #walker
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Jared showing off his shirt, “I got this from a dear friend who works on the show.” Jensen,”I didn’t give that to you”. #SPNDallas
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Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
@jillyymariee
Jillian Marie ✨
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Who is a character that someone hating is an instant red flag for you?
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If a Jared Padalecki tweets and minions don’t flip out and tell him how wrong he is for, y’know, BREATHING, did he really tweet at all?
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Let me guess, @Merecuda sent you this article by her friend and known anti-Jared/anti-Sam destieler buddy who called YOU Sean Spicer and called your friend a “stepford wife” and instead of reading said article that calls John an evil abuser you… promoted it? Okay. Good talk.
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Jensen Ackles
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Canon? We got you. Figuring that out has been the fun stuff.
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@nottheribbons
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Good morning! Remember that time Jensen bought surfer Santa Hawaiian tourist trap shirts for himself and Jared and they matchy-matchy’d all day? Have a good Monday!
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Big mood:
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Are you a Castiel/Misha/destiel fan feeling let down? I have some advice for you:
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