1.21 Rickawatts
@notsoevilrick
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Dumb jokes, dumber thoughts and weird shit. I've been on Antifa's payroll since 2016.
Somewhere in Oregon
Joined March 2016
Mission Impossible is like a regular mission, but plant based.
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Another recipe, another meal Marty can't eat. Watch the new Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat) now.
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On the latest Cooking Mushrooms with Marty (that he can't eat), Marty and I cook one of the best meals I've ever made.
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The first episode of my cooking show is now on YouTube. Please give it a watch. It features my adorable ass dog, Marty.
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Ugh! I bet a lot of douchebags are gonna be naming their babies Donald now.
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Growing up Catholic, my priest would often tell me to pray hard. I always thought it was weird that God didn't want to listen to me unless I had an erection.
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Just in time for a new Trump presidency. Get your bleach ready to inject!.
JUST IN: Canada reports first human case of H5 bird flu, teenager hospitalized.
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JD Vance is so ready to take all the couches in the White House's virginity.
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Did Chris Cornell kill himself because he could never make the Black Hole Sun cum?.
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All you fucking incels that voted for Trump, you think you weren't getting laid before? Well, women definitely aren't gonna fuck you now that they won't be able to get an abortion.
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The brilliant thing about Trump ranting and raving about the 2020 election being rigged is that if his team learned to rig the next election, no one would take anyone who claimed it was seriously.
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"gAs WaS cHeApEr FoUr YeArS aGo WhEn We WeRe In A pAnDeMiC aNd No OnE wAs DrIvInG aNyWhErE sO i'M vOtInG fOr A fAsCiSt." Fuck you, America.
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The sad thing is there's really no way of knowing if this is real or not. I mean, I could just get on Truth Social and find out but fuck that, I'll just believe it's legit.
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I'm surprised Laura Loomer isn't pregnant with Trump's kid. I honestly thought that was gonna be the October surprise.
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It's gonna be hilarious when Trump loses tomorrow then gets sentenced to prison at the end of the month, and he claims it's election interference for his running in the 2028 election.
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People are at their hottest when they're in their 40s.
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Can you imagine the Republican outrage if Kamala Harris mimed eating pussy at one of her rallies?.
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