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Hey Swifties! 🫵👋 we can’t let this Balde guy win the golden boy award 😡💅 Vote for Jude Bellingham here 🫠👇
#TaylorSwift
#1989TaylorsVersion
🚨 Jude Bellingham is nominated for the Golden Boy award. Vote for him here:
👉
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It sickens me to the fucking stomach that Ramos and Isco won’t be going to the Euros but Pokemons like Fermin and Cubarsi will
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Toni Kroos on his podcast about the Valverde situation:
“Fede is like a brother to us, and when you mess with family, you face the consequences. Baena's comment was completely out of line. I'm actually surprised Fede only gave him one punch; I expected more.”
Respect 👏
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Exposing Fabrizio Romano’s obvious association and bias towards FC Barcelona (A THREAD 🧵🪡)
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Pov: Your best player’s contract is about to expire
🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are monitoring Trent Alexander-Arnold's contract situation at Liverpool.
Current deal expires in June '25 with no talks underway as of now.
Liverpool have not indicated any desire to sell at this stage.
There's no indication of player's views so far.
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ESPN just got Community noted I’m dyinggggggg
Messi is the only player from Europe’s top 5 leagues with 20 goals and 20 assists in all competitions this season 🔥
Leaves PSG on top.
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Fuck ChatGPT this is the only correct lineup 👍
🚨 The best Champions League all-time lineup, per ChatGPT:
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Replacing Casemiro and Modric for Valverde and Camavinga/Tchouameni has gifted Kroos like 5 more years of career
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MASSIVE respect to Benzema for staying true to his word. Proper club legend 🤍
🚨 BREAKING: Karim Benzema is closer to leaving Real Madrid than staying but the decision is still not fully taken yet.
@jfelixdiaz
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@RM4Arab
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Uninstalled the weather app I get all my updates from Gerard romero
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Here’s an interesting stat I found:
Ever since Klopp took over at Liverpool, they’ve only been knocked out of Europe by Spanish teams.
2015/16: Sevilla
2017/18: Real Madrid
2019/20: Atletico Madrid
2020/21: Real Madrid
2021/22: Real Madrid
2022/23: Real Madrid
EXCEPT:
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Bale on yesterday’s win to .
@BBCNews
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What a performance from the lads - Vini, Benzema, Camavinga, everyone was on fire! I almost wish I was out there with them, but I'll leave it to the young guns now. Real Madrid will always be my home, no matter where my journey takes me.
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Fabrizio when Madrid gets robbed
🚨 Almería defender Marc Pubill: “I think that someone decided that we weren’t allowed to win here at Bernabéu today, and that’s what happened”.
“Nothing more to say”, told DAZN.
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This is terrible man. Hopefully amputation is required 🙏
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This italian bastard still hasn’t said A WORD about this Villareal tweet tho
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Fabrizio when it comes to reporting on Barca’s corruptions
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Remember when Alejo literally tweeted THIS about Vini and they took absolutely ZERO action against him?? However, Jude calling a rapist a rapist is apparently now a bannable offence
Fuck off
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So many tweets about a dude who hasn’t even played a single professional game yet. And people say Fabrizio isn’t paid by Barcelona
🚨🇸🇳 Understand Barcelona defender Mikayil Faye is set to be called up by Senegal national team.
He’s still waiting to make his debut at Barça but was already part of Xavi’s list last week and performing at top level in the Academy.
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What Cama needs to do to win the Golden boy
🇫🇷 Eduardo Camavinga vs Gibraltar:
- 128 touches
- 95% passing accuracy
- 4/6 long balls
- 3 key passes
- 1 big chance created
- 9 tackles
- 13/15 duels won
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Is Luka Modrić the best Croatian footballer of all time? 🇭🇷
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Agreed
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Is this club really flexing a new juice extractor they bought off Amazon?
Because of the high temperatures during training, the players can enjoy ice cold drinks prepared by the club’s nutritionists. [
@mundodeportivo
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#fcblive
🥤
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Vinicius and Bellingham meeting each other at the Ballon D’or ceremony this year
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It’s so obvious how he’s on Barca’s payroll and doesn’t even try to hide it lmao
End of thread
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Franco had the Spanish treasury pay for the construction of the Camp Nou,
He didn’t do it for the New Chamartin
Atletico Aviation was Franco’s airforce, today known as Atletico Madrid
We won more league titles after Franco than during Franco
“But but but RM is Franco’s club”
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but radio silence when it comes to players like Kubo and Arribas who are tearing up La Liga right now (and who we literally have a buyback clause for)
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Our fans to griezmann every time he loses a game:
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The way Casemiro shut down KDB in the 2nd leg last year needs to be talked about more man. I remember KDB straight-up ran riot all over our team in the first leg because Casemiro was unavailabe. But the moment he came back, KDB was practically begging for mercy. Our unsung hero.
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@eurofootcom
Cringe icl. Not the striker’s fault that defender had poor match fitness. I’d have carried on.
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"UEFA is benefitting the team that has been wanting to leave its competition for years and has taken them to court several times for it"
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Tries to inflate the prices we pay for our players by adding shit like VAT and taxes
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Was silent when Villareal accused Barca of a scandal but posted when Xavi accused Villareal of the same. Both in the same game btw
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Remember when he used to remind everyone of Jude’s price-tag every time he scored?
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To this day I still have no earthly idea what these penguins were doing at the fucking bernabeu???
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But when it comes to Barca players, he tries being vague by using terms such as “close to”, “higher than” etc
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Posting goal clips from their youngsters like a proper fanpage. But never doing the same for our youngsters
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Announcing Gundogan’s deal without any mention of the signing fee, agent fees, taxes and VAT etc.
And using terms like “Rejected Man City” Why didn’t he do the same for Endrick and Güler who REJECTED Barcelona too? 🤔
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Tears even this little INFANT knows how City has lost all their unpredictability with Haaland up top. They were genuinely a much scarier team last season.
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@theMadridZone
Tears incelotti is getting coached by simeone on how to use his own players 😭😭😭 embarrassing
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Only 2 tweets about the biggest corruption scandal in football HISTORY
(No updates about the court proceedings, hearings, etc whatsoever)
Imagine what he’d do if it were Madrid 🤔
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He’ll tweet about some rando complaining about the referees against us but won’t do the same when a player from our team complains about the officiating in some game
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That spark in his eyes when he starts talking about Real Madrid 🥺🤍 Dude I’m about to cry right now nahhh fr
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Throwback to when Messi racially abused Marcelo so Ramos did this to him ☠️
Miss our captain so much man 🤍🤍
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😭😭😭
❗Alejandro Balde's recent quote on him ‘not liking Taylor Swift's music’ is going viral, thus encouraging people to not vote for him for the 2023 Golden Boy Award & instead vote for Jude Bellingham.
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Started off this season as a rotational player to accommodate our youngsters but is the first name on the sheet now after proving yet once again that we just CANNOT control games without him no matter who we sign. Undoubtedly one of our most valuable players who we just
🚨 Real Madrid want to renew Toni Kroos ASAP!
The club has began steps for his renewal, but his future is still in the air due to retirement plans.
@marca
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Mf said Maldini, this was Haaland against fucking RUDIGER 😭💀💀
@ibblescribbes
@vini_ball
Even Maldini will struggle against Haaland. They are just lucky Haaland didn't exist at the time.
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Not even joking Dua lipa is the most confident unattractive woman I have ever seen
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1 year ago today Messi beat france to win the world cup for India
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Do people really think Mbappe would have been able to take a joke on himself like this?
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Kroos celebrating winning back to back UCLs while getting subbed off has to be one of the coldest moments I’ve ever witnessed
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“But no I prefer paying 1200 euros per season to my masters at sky sports because I want to save football”
🚨 BREAKING: The Super League announce that all games will be FREE
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This Nutmeg from Modric 🥵
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No way this freak is still out here trynna convince people that he’s American 😭
This wait to see Messi in person is killing me, I am not a patient person.💜⏳
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Additional context:
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The last thing I expected was to make into the papers but fair enough 😭
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Vinicius is LITERALLY 1 CDR away from matching his resume 💀
Tell Vinicius to change his pronouns to they/them because he will never be HIM
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Fabrizio has always been awfully and painfully quiet about the whole Barcelona and Negreria situation. I don’t know what his stance is, so just gonna assume that he’s with them
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You sucked Emi Martinez off for this btw
Jude Bellingham is becoming more and more unbearable with every passing game…
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@ESPNFC
You have been awfully and painfully quiet about the whole Barcelona and Franco situation. I don’t know what side you’re on, so I’m just gonna assume that you’re with them (Franco’s club).
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Kroos failing to find Carvajal
These 2 bullets collided in the battle of Gallipoli in 1915. The chances of this happening are one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen.
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@SHREYAS8721
I know they were just trying to catch that shirt but this pic does NOT help their reputation 😭
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I feel like a part of me has been dead inside ever since he retired honestly…
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Remember when Toni Kroos was asked to name England's 8 biggest teams and Burnley was the first to come out of his mouth 💀
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What a class act this guy has been throughout his career. Here’s my favourite memory of him 🥺
Sergio Busquets hands the captain's armband to Sergi Roberto and walks off the Spotify Camp Nou pitch with a smile on his face ❤️
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"Why would Fabrizio report on some charges, it's not like Barca have been found guilty yet 🤓"
Well shut the fuck up nerd, here's Fabrizio tweeting about City when they were CHARGED with corruption. Why is he radio silent about Barca unless he was biased and under your payroll?
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This is how footballers should be using social media. Nobody cares about those generic “training today🏃” or “vamos equipo 😄” posts. I’m glad our players have actual characters and personalities and are not robots.
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You just had to be there for this
Real Madrid are in advanced talks with Rennes to sign Eduardo Camavinga immediatly! First reported by French sources tonight - there’s an official bid on the table from Real Madrid. ⚪️🚨
#RealMadrid
Deal not 100% agreed yet - but advanced. Camavinga wants to leave Rennes now.
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Throwback to when Pedri begged people to vote for him in a poll against Jude and still lost
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Another Carvajal UCL masterclass that quietly went under the radar. Shoutout to everyone who stood by him during his tough times. We deserve every single second of this!
Ancelotti on Carvajal after the 1st leg: "We have to say he never misses on big nights. He's always good in these games."
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Reshad Rehman’s last tweeted 8 hours ago (just before the earthquake hit Pakistan)
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@Der1x_
The midfield we have right now actually compliments his strengths and hides his weaknesses much more than what it used to. Almost as if the team is built around him now
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[THREAD]
Why Julian Nagelsmann to Real Madrid would be a match made in heaven:
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