josh denson
@notjoshdenson
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not a dad but i tell jokes like one
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Joined November 2017
Blazing-fast image creation – using just your voice. Try Grok Imagine.
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just saw a bee in the flower section at home depot ik bro is having the time of his life rn.
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you should be able to destroy random objects in public and make money like the lego games.
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anyone else’s omnipotent narrator being extra rude lately.
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there’s no way the earth is flat bc if it was there would be a congregation of dudes dropping stuff off the edge for fun rn.
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this gotta be the best prepackaged fruit combo i’ve seen at a grocery store
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contemplating whether an octopus would try to fit on a single skateboard or ride on 7 of them and use one tentacle to push.
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willy wonka is all about the power of having short friends.
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