Stuck my dick in a loaf call me Inbread

Ed Gein is just evil Forrest Gump

Real fans hate their team, if ur bouncin on ur teams nuts ur a casual and it’s painfully obvious

@nicksortor Nick, this isn’t the smoking gun you think it is. Portland has allowed nonsexual public nudity as protected free speech since 1984 — under Republican and Democratic leadership alike. The “nude die-in” you’re raging about is part of the city’s long-standing World Naked Bike Ride,

@DHSgov

EVERY DEMOCRAT NEEDS THIS TYPE OF ENERGY! Jon Stewart absolutely DEMOLISHES a Republican legislator with facts and logic:

Buying and controlling media platforms. Firing commentators. Canceling shows. These aren’t coincidences. It’s coordinated. And it’s dangerous. The @GOP does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.

A while back I put out these rules for the internet. 1. When we disagree, we fight. 2. We have a beer afterward. 3. When we agree, we unite. I got a lot of flack, surprisingly, for the line about the beer. People would ask, "Oh yeah, would you have a beer with Charlie Kirk?!"

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on @FIFAWorldCup to put game over greed.

Farted in July call that summer wind

MLS using the “it happened in Leagues Cup” as an excuse not to punish Suarez is hilarious. As if spitting on old people is a soccer specific action. Personally I think spitting on old people should not be tolerated in any arena. Sorry if this is a hot take that MLS disagrees with

29 fan bases in @MLS are disgusted by the way this league has catered to Messi, and rigs results for their big names. They continue to alienate their true fan base for TV contract money and what they believe will be “growth”. @thesoccerdon is the worst commissioner in sports.

These self proclaimed USMNT/Twitter Footy experts really need real employment, a significant other and some homies bc AINT NO WAY yall letting some TEENAGERS transfers to a club where HE’LL PLAY MORE ruin your day😂😂😂😂

The USMNT has lost the plot @TaylorTwellman

Honestly, fuck the eurosnobs, imagine being plastic and rooting for teams 4000 miles away, and shitting on any local football because it’s simply not “the best”. Rubbish basic sports fandom mindset. Reminds me of the type of kids who were lakers, Yankees, and patriots fans

If you recline ur seat on a plane there’s a special place in hell reserved for ur dickheadish cocksucking douchebag self u selfish FUCK

Incredible scenes in the Colombian league final 🤯 Hugo Rodallega is in tears after getting injured and barely able to move. Yet play resumes, and the hobbling 39-year-old scores the goal to win the title for Santa Fe ❤️ https://t.co/x5myXzBJUB

The masculine urge to start a new Career Mode save, spend 4 hours rebuilding the squad, play 3 games and never touch it again

These 4 accounts are the reason they make the USMNT unwatchable. As they are the most toxic, sad, angry, and pathetic losers in their dads basements

WHY DO ALL MY FRIENDS KEEP TURNING TO JESUS.

We owe Berhalter a apology