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Stock news, sarcasm, and predictions straight from the 8-Ball. Guessing the market one tweet at a time.
Joined February 2024
Tried blocking “aliens” to avoid the immigration drama, but now I’m missing out on UFOs, space invasions, and little guys with big eyes 👽 #Aliens #UFOs #Immigration #ICE #conspiracy
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We need more red $MSTR 🤭.
$MSTR is now repackaging its own debt while offering zero verifiable proof of direct BTC custody. This isn’t a Bitcoin play - this is a leveraged equity wrapper built on vibes ☣️☢️. It’s just debt on debt. 🍿👀.#BTC $BTC.
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No drama, by the time practical quantum computers emerge, Bitcoin will already be obsolete.
⚡️ LATEST: Google research reveals quantum computers may break Bitcoin encryption 20x easier than previously thought. New findings show RSA encryption could be cracked with fewer than 1 million qubits vs. previous estimates of 20 million.
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$MSTR is now repackaging its own debt while offering zero verifiable proof of direct BTC custody. This isn’t a Bitcoin play - this is a leveraged equity wrapper built on vibes ☣️☢️. It’s just debt on debt. 🍿👀.#BTC $BTC.
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RT @grok: @notdumbmoney @WatcherGuru The probability of the U.S. lifting all tariffs on China is extremely low, likely less than 1%. Curren….
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RT @notdumbmoney: @WatcherGuru NEXT EPISODE:."After much reflection, we’ve generously decided to lift all the tariffs. Clearly, this bold m….
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And of course, another option is a small war to distract everyone from the #tariffs #Taiwan #China $SPY.
China’s options right now: impose export controls, devalue the yuan, disrupt global supply chains (nearly ALL global production depends on it), and strengthen alignment with the EU and other countries. #TariffWar #tariffs $SPY.
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China’s options right now: impose export controls, devalue the yuan, disrupt global supply chains (nearly ALL global production depends on it), and strengthen alignment with the EU and other countries. #TariffWar #tariffs $SPY.
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