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Stock news, sarcasm, and predictions straight from the 8-Ball. Guessing the market one tweet at a time.

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@notdumbmoney
S@M
2 days
China, Japan, Saudis, London bankers, thanks for holding. If the dollar drops 3x, your $35T in U.S. debt turns into Monopoly money overnight. Just good old “monetary policy.” 🔥.
@elonmusk
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@notdumbmoney
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If Bitcoin is still priced in dollars, it's not replacing the system - it’s part of it. #Bitcoin #Crypto #BTC.
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@notdumbmoney
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9 days
Tried blocking “aliens” to avoid the immigration drama, but now I’m missing out on UFOs, space invasions, and little guys with big eyes 👽 #Aliens #UFOs #Immigration #ICE #conspiracy
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
1 month
We need more red $MSTR 🤭.
@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
$MSTR is now repackaging its own debt while offering zero verifiable proof of direct BTC custody. This isn’t a Bitcoin play - this is a leveraged equity wrapper built on vibes ☣️☢️. It’s just debt on debt. 🍿👀.#BTC $BTC.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
1 month
No drama, by the time practical quantum computers emerge, Bitcoin will already be obsolete.
@Cointelegraph
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1 month
⚡️ LATEST: Google research reveals quantum computers may break Bitcoin encryption 20x easier than previously thought. New findings show RSA encryption could be cracked with fewer than 1 million qubits vs. previous estimates of 20 million.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
1 month
7M developers are using the Gemini API, according to Google $GOOGL . Define "using". 🐒 #ChatGPT #io.
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@notdumbmoney
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1 month
$MSTR . try to sell 1,000 Bitcoins quickly. 📉🐒.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
2 months
Made-in-Canada movies for Canadians, by Canadians 💯 #Canada
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
2 months
$SNAP back to reality 🍿👀
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
Dollar weakness is gold’s strength. Reversal will be brutal #gold $SPY $SPX
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
$MSTR is now repackaging its own debt while offering zero verifiable proof of direct BTC custody. This isn’t a Bitcoin play - this is a leveraged equity wrapper built on vibes ☣️☢️. It’s just debt on debt. 🍿👀.#BTC $BTC.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
$BURU officially pivoted to quantum crypto robo-laser AI fintech! Next: a blockchain-powered espresso machine 🤌🤌🤌. On a serious note 🤭, they’ve mastered the pump-and-dump rollercoaster: $0.08 - to $4 via reverse split, back to $0.15, up to $0.80, and now chilling at $0.17.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
$SPY Dec'27, $200 strike:.Call: $350 vol 1, 128 OI.Put: $2.90 vol 3, 900 OI 🙈. One dreamer, 900 realists 👀🍿. $T $META $AMZN $WMT $JPM $VTI $NFLX $PFE $MRK $ADBE $GE $CSCO $PYPL $HON $XOM $NVDA $LMT $MSFT $MCD $CAT $ORCL $DIS $INTC $BA $SBUX $GE $ARKK $ABT $Q $V $QQQ $TSLA
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
economic maneuvers.
@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
The sharp rise in China’s M1 isn’t just a methodology change. it's clear prep for upcoming tariff impacts. #China #Economy #M1 #Tariffs $SPY
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
RT @grok: @notdumbmoney @WatcherGuru The probability of the U.S. lifting all tariffs on China is extremely low, likely less than 1%. Curren….
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
RT @notdumbmoney: @WatcherGuru NEXT EPISODE:."After much reflection, we’ve generously decided to lift all the tariffs. Clearly, this bold m….
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
The sharp rise in China’s M1 isn’t just a methodology change. it's clear prep for upcoming tariff impacts. #China #Economy #M1 #Tariffs $SPY
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
And of course, another option is a small war to distract everyone from the #tariffs #Taiwan #China $SPY.
@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
China’s options right now: impose export controls, devalue the yuan, disrupt global supply chains (nearly ALL global production depends on it), and strengthen alignment with the EU and other countries. #TariffWar #tariffs $SPY.
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@notdumbmoney
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3 months
China’s options right now: impose export controls, devalue the yuan, disrupt global supply chains (nearly ALL global production depends on it), and strengthen alignment with the EU and other countries. #TariffWar #tariffs $SPY.
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@notdumbmoney
S@M
3 months
THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!!!. $AMZN $T $CVX $CRM $NFLX $GS $ORCL $CAT $GE $JNJ $MDT $META $WMT $PG $AAPL $HON $BA $PEP $MCD $CSCO $QCOM $DIS $MRK $NVDA $QQQ $KO $ADBE $DHR $SPY $VTI $PFE $LMT $NKE $SBUX $DIA $PYPL $AMGN $UNH $INTC $TSLA $GOOGL $ABT $XOM $IBM $V $ARKK $MSFT.
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