NOT Bread Quotes
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“You got alfredo sauce all over my back seat you ass!”
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“Dylan, I want to let you know that your windows down has fucked my hair”
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"I'm a man damnit! I'm a grown ass man! Already on my way to a dad bod!"
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We all take that last gulp of beer, exhale loudly, wipe the filth from our mouths, and say in a hoarse voice "tastes like another"
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“yeah, my Dad can fit into a tiny ass PowerWheels Jeep yeah”
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“Dude, I’m going to jump through your window and roll around in the snow.”
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I'm surprised I didn't get diarrhea from all that walking
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“hey sorry I need a tissue, i just tried to blow a snot-rocket and it stuck...”
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