Tori B
@not_unambitious
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i mean gosh david of course we all want a gulfstream but we only have imaginary cessna citation money.
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dave and i spend a lot of time arguing about what private jet we're gonna buy for people who can't afford a private jet.
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It finally happened. A former student has met Flip Phone Jean.
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Fun fact: the only three places in the world with Lake Effect snow are the Great Lakes (hi), eastern Hudson Bay, and the west coast of Japan.
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My kingdom for a desktop app built with .NET Framework in 2009. This everything-is-JavaScript-multi-platform-all-web-mobile-friendly-AI-compatible stuff is for the birds.
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Where do I even live. The reply with the photo of the cruiser is just. ~chefs kiss~.
Berea ~ Police PURSUIT - I71N - OSHP put out stop sticks, but Berea cruiser inadvertently ran over 1 and was disabled. The chase was terminated at that point. -BW.
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Okay, but, do y'all remember that weird noise the computer would make when reading a 5.25" floppy???? . I don't know why I just thought about that.
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"I don't want to be here anymore. I want to go home and cry." . -overheard at work (and I did not say it).
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One of my cats is messing with the litter box. Attendees of The Vue.js Power Hour will immediately know who it is. 😹
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My puppy officially has German Shepherd ears and I'm in love 😻. (They are currently flopping all over the place as they attempt to stand up straight, but they are both upright! Photo from yesterday when the first one popped.)
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Trying to immerse myself in the depths of Azure B2C, but my puppy has decided it is time for Squeaky Doughnut.
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If someone would like to come to my house this morning and take either Zenith the cat or Enzo the puppy, that'd be great. I'm not even picky on which one. 😹. I've got a headache, it's the last day of the sprint, & my neighbor's landscaper has been leaf-blowing for 30 minutes.
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Am I obsessed with my dog? Yes. But, in my defense, look at him:
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For those who came to The Vue.js Power Hour this week, please know that it is 11p and Zenith is doing parkour off our bifold closet doors. He opens the door partway, scales the inside like a ladder, pops out on top and takes a flying leap from near the ceiling. To-do item, ✅.
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Back home with my puppy (who gained another three pounds and doubled in size while I was gone)!
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