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she a savage too im a savage too it’s compatible 🤞🏾
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@losherb @TMZ so many other ways you could’ve worded this
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@joeliusdubois ngga said “i created it with midjourney”. brother in Christ. what did you actually “create”
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@dudasrevenge LMFAOO flex said “everybody 😔can’t come up here😢, Brooklyn😭”
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@key_chaotic she still looks good too. i think niggas are no longer attracted to her because she’s stronger than them and it cripples their already fragile masculinity. i however think this is peak wife material
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@diafleeezy what’s your cash app? can’t watch you go out like this
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@LOUIEFATTONS lying a “little bit” is white lying. if you can tell a white lie, and feel so comfortable doing so, you can and will lie about things that actually matter
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@DoctorJonPaul one day we’ll discuss how Black people have such an unnatural allegiance to losers in leadership just because they also happen to be Black
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@WOPST4RR @STRAPPEDUS yea i think he only shared it cause the song in the background
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@YaGrlTam the truth is hard to handle it’s okay
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@not_kurtis
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@andreaisawriter july 22, 2022? maybe the current offer letter was just the friends we made along the way?
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@stephdef_ the male comments under this post quite literally prove your point lmfao
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@fauxfresh deadass. she came, i came, tax refund came, everybody happy
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@not_kurtis
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trump gets impeached and suddenly everyone wanna be a government professor. SHUT UP YOU FAILED THE AP EXAM
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@Antss1j i blame ronald reagan. will not explain further
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@SpeQx @Ebozinam__ @nittatherebel i believe you’re missing the point. it’s not about shame for being 35+ and single; rather it’s the shame about being a nearly 40 year old (Dr.) and searching for love on YOUTUBE with someone practically HALF his age.
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@not_kurtis
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@un0themones the same women that think this is what makes a man “secure” would be crying and throwing up everywhere if their ngga commented “happy birthday” on another bch post.
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@LRGClothing i pray i get publicly shamed into a brand deal
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everything is better outside america
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disappointed my mom ✅ disappointed myself ✅ disappointed all professors ✅ semester done ✅ 😃
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@myfunnyup nigga said “imma ally” no my boy you’re GAY
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@d_la_reina that’s my favorite part of the song LMFAOO your sons a sick man with sick thoughts i think niggas like him should DIE😭😭😭
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10,000 likes and i’ll recreate this with my jamaican mother
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can’t understand why i was denied a new york post internship if this is the bs that you post every single day
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Lori Loughlin’s daughter posts bathroom selfie during quarantine
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@The_unaB0mber anyone disagreeing with this, is losing the plot
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@iSellEBT mf bouta smoke that and remember every detail about her
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what y’all think of the beard?👁👁
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What y’all think of the beard?
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@trutorie_ her name CARESHA. that’s all i needed to know
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@YeahTeriq God, please free our people from the shackles of thinking Black people can only have a singular experience otherwise they’re “less Black”
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@WaikiHarnais mayonnaise with fries is nonsense
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@durango_srt @slimeu4yasoul brother he beheaded people on camera. wdym?
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didn’t go to any classes today bc i wasn’t fucking with the professors vibes bro
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@JuicegawdinPriv @SaycheeseDGTL please tell more. Columbus can’t be worse than any other hood across America
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@LazarusKumi lmfaoooo. these lot really think that guy is on socials rn?? he’s deactivated everything trust
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@chukosad deadass. everybody laughing and recording till i eat a stick of dynamite like in them old cartoons
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@SmurfDaLoc @SpeQx @Ebozinam__ @nittatherebel no. if you check the rest of the comments, they posted who he ended up going with. he’s 38. she’s 21. i hit the point precisely
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nigga was 20 bro death has NO age
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lmfao the interview is for a dispensary and they gave me free product after. safe to say….
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bouta Ace this interview and get unreasonably HIGH after. i have a newfound lust for life.
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how do econ majors end up accruing debt like bro just look at your notes
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pop smoke just be yelling at niggas this nigga has no inside voice
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@Xanax_Bandz @Platini_954 nah these mfs gotta do jail time
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@d_la_reina i just became a veneer tech and made $67,000 my first week. currently being sued by 26 people but shit been lit aside from that!
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@soulphoodie eating my thoughts and prayers
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@L0Stboy7 @Jan21Baby @sabashots all jokes aside thats some shit that would make me give a ngga 0 stars and reported. nggas be on penis patrol
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@YaBoiRawji @DoctorJonPaul oh yea for sure man. symbolic victories matter way more than actual change and war crimes. why didn’t i think of that?😦
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don’t know who needs to hear this but PLEASE stop making a countdown for your birthday three months in advance I PROMISE we don’t care. get a calendar
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idk who needs to hear this, but you and Jay z aren’t the same. just bc he was able to be extremely successful and wealthy without college doesn’t mean you should drop out or anything. please.
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@meechonmars business and legal studies. i need to make bank so i can give my mom the world
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@bev_k_ this the worst kinda business to stand on
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@DrinkSolaPop i can’t believe these people have the same voting rights as us
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it’s 1 am go to sleep you deserve it fuck that assignment
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@keemgotfans @wildmont1 @JuicegawdinPriv @SaycheeseDGTL lmfaoooo yea i might fuck around and take the bread. shit cannot be that bad
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@wildmont1 @JuicegawdinPriv @SaycheeseDGTL i’m hearing you. so i’m from nyc. what’s my chances of survival out there? if it’s anything over 30% im going
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once my shit really starts spinning ima need all yall to show some fuckin respect
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@heyitsdime this the realest shit i seen today. if someone starts playing rod wave at the spot, i’m leaving so fast it’s not funny
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@aliishtweets @Whotfismick facts. society values forgiveness, but does not value accountability
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@TSM_Daequan hope she turns out fine dad
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@crackcobain__ happens to the best of us but that’s why the shake back gotta be extraordinary
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don’t care
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Gwyneth Paltrow shares rare photo of kids while working from home
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i be on this app talking to myself and i’m perfectly fine with that
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only if it’s my wife calling
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@galactamelanin ironic how “everybody hates chris” but everyone actually ends up loving chris in the end. there’s a lesson in there somewhere
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@Zujabes for non car drivers, this is like someone eating at olive garden making fun of a cheesecake factory eater
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niggas learn a new word and use it incorrectly every day until they develop another iq point
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congrats to all the fucking graduates deadass. you did that shit idc how long it took you stayed in the race you’re still here and i’m proud of you fr
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i just be asking her what time her nigga get home from work
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Y’all talk during sex? What y’all be saying
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niggas is really calling this “dark humor”. i didn’t know women getting kidnapped was a running joke
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some of y’all never had to eat sleep for dinner and it shows
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@HoodFamousTV_ ngga just shot a fucking infomercial
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this aged horribly
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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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nigga posting shit like this and questioning why he got impeached
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sonic looks like a registered sex offender
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Just cancel the goddam movie
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what would be your desired ability if bending was real?
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no wonder dr doofenshmirtz was tryna eradicate this nigga
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i’m bouta drop a diss track aimed at the IRS fuck it.
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stem majors be like damn i gotta tell you how shitty my life is and how useless your major is and how i have three exams and a lab and a potion due by friday
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idk who needs to hear this, but STOP PROCRASTINATING, that shit was cute in high school. if you have shit to do today get it done and stop saving shit for later. who tf says you’re even gonna be here tomorrow to complete it? JUST DO IT
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been in twitter jail twice in the past 3 days and i had some time to reflect🙏🏾
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can someone on here cash app me $1.79 ???? my card keeps declining at the steakhouse and i think they just called law enforcement
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take this shit off my african american timeline
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as a real man, ain’t no way i’m splitting the rent. she paying the WHOLE THING
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no one: girls that went to miami 26 months ago: “omg take me back to when life was like this😩😩💄💅🏽”
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new york post went crazy with this headline
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A love of film must run in the family!
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yo let’s leave those “rt for good luck” tweets in 2019 please
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everything reminds me of her
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mfs watching “power” but can’t send me money back. bro you worried bout the wrong 50 cent
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