i have no mouth and i must cast sending

the button being on my back also means you get to hear the first 3 seconds over and over again if you wear me while you walk

if you press the secret button on my back i play an extremely grating song i heard from the worst bard on this continent

fantastic amulet

being enchanted doesn’t actually stop rusting so i enchanted another amulet to take all my rust dorian gray style

when the light hits my gem just right it reveals a map to the lost city of pittsburgh

open me up and you’ll find 2 cheetos that you can have as a snack during your adventures

@normalamulet is RIGHT THERE you lazy fucks

i’ve been kidnapped but do not come save me i’m right where i want to be

hey cutie how about you amu-let me take you on a date

enchanted cat of +1 cat

as an enchanted amulet i need to give off a siren’s call to attract travelers but i’ve found it’s way more effective to make it a tornado siren

i’m friends with a Cuirass of League of Legends proficiency that was crafted in 201 BC so he had to just sit there while we laughed at him for 2209 years until someone could finally use him

all adventurers care about these days are my gems like i don’t also have a beautiful clasp and chain and personality. they’re so shallow.

i’m putting a little metal ball in my centerpiece so you can rattle it around to entertain pets

thank you for all the new followers, it’s enough to make an amulet blush (also wear me you know you want to)

ouuugghhhhh this amulet is making me feel rather wooozzy...... i musst studdy this and discover what enchantments it bears..

the humming noise my curs- enchantment makes is actually very helpful for getting to sleep for those who usually run white noise generators

how many enchanted items does the average adventurer have? counting or not counting cursed amulets?

if you’re cold it’s cold put that amulet around your neck