
djay
@nonchalantnerdd
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Did I really burgeon my verbosity to expatiate in a coherent way or do I really sound specious?
24 | Pune
Joined February 2017
A thread containing all my previous tweets about resources I shared on DSA, my coding journey, and tech is now available in one place. Please like and retweet so others can benefit as well. Will keep updating, thank you 😇❤️
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told this girl i’m from pune, and she stopped replying to my dms 😭😭 pls it’s not my fault i’ve a job in that city
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ambitious lazy person is the worst combo ever... all it does is make you more anxious
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you have no right to make negative remarks about someone’s body unless you’re a professional and are paid to do so... they might be going through health issues they can’t talk about... for god's sake, just be kind to others
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babies keep staring at me, and instinctively i make the weirdest faces known to mankind to make them laugh more... someday i’m gonna get beaten up by their parents
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the most attractive trait one can have is how much effort they put into taking care of their health... these are the kind of people you wish to spend the rest of your life with, because they’ll never drain your energy
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mom was like, we'll send a car to pick you up from flat, and i was like, no, why would you do that?? i'll come by bus, it's just 300 kms, no need to waste the driver's time... guess who missed their bus today and is going home a day late for diwali 🥀
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"i'm always here for you" replies after three business days can you please be less hypocritical??
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i am not talking about homemade burgers that are actually nutritious and healthy 😭😭 it's just that every fast food burger with excess processed oil is bad for health, the analogy was kinda dumb but everyone's missing the point here lol
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watching your dream shatter right in front of your eyes, fully knowing you deserved it, has to be one of the most heartbreaking moments one can ever experience in a lifetime
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awful day, but at least i hit a new triceps pushdown PR... crossed 40 kgs 💪
it's not a wave of sadness, it's a tsunami... all i want right now is to go back home and cry myself to sleep, but i'll probably just put my head down and show up to the gym cuz it's the only coping mechanism i have
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eating burger to hit your daily protein goal is like drinking alcohol to hit your daily hydration goal
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makes me wanna install dating app for the first time, should i do it for the plot??
- met on @hinge 6 years ago (my 2nd year of college) - 2nd date lasted 4 days - started dating 10 days into meeting - moved in together - adopted cats together - celebrating 6 years together in a month Hinge please sponsor us in some way we are a success story af bruh
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@nonchalantnerdd Showing up to the gym even when you feel like crying is the highest form of self love and takes insane will power I promise you’ll look back and be proud You got this man
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it's not a wave of sadness, it's a tsunami... all i want right now is to go back home and cry myself to sleep, but i'll probably just put my head down and show up to the gym cuz it's the only coping mechanism i have
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ps: if any girl’s single and wants to talk to him, dm me... i’ll set you up, he’s too shy to make the first move 🤭
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you ever see a man so beautiful you start questioning the space time continuum?? you realise you were born for this exact moment to witness that ethereal elegance, your soul starts to heal, and you can’t help but think… how’s it fair that such a soul’s still single??
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