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@nomoretroy
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I really canโt be the only person who says ooohhhhhhh when I still donโt understand
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My sister was singing You are my sunshine to my 3 yr old nephew and he told her he hates that song. My sister said "that's a shame bc I used to sing it to you when you were in my tummy" he looked her dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too" ๐ญ
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this girl next to me in class offered me a sip of her drink cause i mentioned that i was thirstyโฆi was not fvcking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am yโall.
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Coffee shop uses technology to audit employee productivity
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security at the airport getting straightforward.
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my mom only remembers my childhood friend based on the perceived slights they committed against her 15 years ago. iโll mention a name and she will be like โah yes,the one with the MUDDY SHOES.โ
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nahh no way girl in white trousers meant business ๐ญ๐ญ.
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today the 8yr old told me she deliberately spelled a word wrong in the last round of the school spelling bee because โif you lose you get a piece of candy,but if you win you just get a boring medalโ
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you literally know what youโre destined to do as a child,then you forget,and some people remember again๐ญ.
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why do you like older women? the older woman:
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i boiled a big pot of water to pour into my foul smelling trashcan, but got distracted forgot why i was boiling water, and accidentally made pasta instead.
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yall follow me and turn on post notifications
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THIS IS THE MOST EVIL MAN AND SELFISH MAN IVE SEEN
i hate how dudes take forever to show their true colors. scariest thing about them. i was in a relationship with someone who i thought was perfect and then i was sexually assaulted at a party and i immediately called him crying and his takeaway from it was โso you cheated on meโ
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Did I hear right. Emergency chocolate really ๐
i saw a video on tiktok where the son told his daddy that โwhen mommy is mad, donโt talk back. just say yes queen. and bring some emergency chocolatesโ and the man was like โwhat if iโm right?โ the child was like โNO WE WANT PEACE, THATS FOR YOUR SAFETY OKAYโ ๐ ๐ ๐ญ
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