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@nomdecuisine

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Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508 It takes a village to raise an idiot. I am that idiot. Here I sit, broken-hearted. Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.

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@nomdecuisine
Alex
4 months
Well, that was jolly good indeed. Some silly songs, some dreadful one-liners, and some awful puns. I loved it. I'm still giggling at the joke about his background.
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4 months
In Manchester tonight to catch @JonaRippon’s comedy set. Looking forward to it!
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4 months
In Manchester tonight to catch @JonaRippon’s comedy set. Looking forward to it!
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6 months
From @WestJet: Bad guys broke into our computer systems. But don't worry! They didn't get your password! Also from @WestJet, buried deep in the e-mail so they obviously hoped it would be overlooked: Oh, the bad guys totally got your passport or other government ID. Lolz. Twits.
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8 months
Hey, @HP, if I’ve deliberately turned off the option for scheduled checks for updates in Support Assistant, stop bloody well pestering me to switch it back on again. I’m perfectly capable of running the thing manually when I want.
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@nomdecuisine
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9 months
Hey, @LogitechGUK, your G Hub installer fails because the update check fails. The update check fails because your update CDN is borked. Fancy giving CloudFront a nudge?
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11 months
"Our call centre is now closed. You can check our hours of operation on our website." Or, you could, y'know, have your telephone robot recite the hours of operation, since I'm already on the phone. But joined-up thinking is hard, isn't it, @AlaskaAir ?
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1 year
Tonight's show was fantastic. Seen the show three times now, and this one was the best so far. Cannot recommend it enough. Go see it, while the tour is on.
@TheSimonEvans
simon evans
1 year
Tonight! A few tickets remain (moved into the big room!)
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1 year
@TheSimonEvans
simon evans
1 year
Tonight! A few tickets remain (moved into the big room!)
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Alex
1 year
I'll be there as well, although I'm unsure if that's an inducement or a deterrent.
@TheSimonEvans
simon evans
1 year
A few tickets still available if you want to join us and see big Jacques!
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1 year
This morning I discovered the FORMULATEXT function in Excel. Very useful!
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1 year
I wonder if there's a live in-the-round performance of Tallis' Spem in Alium near me. Been too long since I last heard it.
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1 year
This evening I heretically took a break from listening to all things Spray and Spray-adjacent and listened instead to this: https://t.co/whnWP97cSv It was a very pleasant change of pace.
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@theblenderhq
The Blender is now on BlueSky - join us there!
1 year
TODAY from 12pm, It's our last show of the year and it's filled with new music - including a new song from @spraypopmusic and two new mashups from us! Plus Xmas music, frolics and nonsense. https://t.co/EZu9a8Xznl from 12pm or 11:30am if you fancy some Xmas Chillout.
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@theblenderhq
The Blender is now on BlueSky - join us there!
1 year
Yep, Xmas With The SPR4Yer (to give it its correct name) is tomorrow, including: An EXCLUSIVE NEW song from @spraypopmusic themselves, alongside new and unreleased from The Actionists, Ricardo Autobahn, plus 2 NEW mashups from us at The Blender and Spray's favourite Xmas songs!
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1 year
À propos of not much in particular, I just changed my password to "nggyunglydngraadyngmycngsgngtalahy"
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1 year
Looks like the latest comedy phishing attempt is to claim to have been in business for almost two decades, even though the associated domain is barely two months old. Nice try, crooks.
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1 year
Hey, kids! Like @spraypopmusic, are you a child of the 80's? Do you miss carrying a posture-ruining boom box on one shoulder? Then rejoice! Sing hallelujah, for your prayers are answered. For the trifling sum of a mere £180, you can relive your youth: https://t.co/J1lOxEGAtX
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1 year
Jim Steinman's finest work: https://t.co/brPs1zHG78
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