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***donny wakes up and only the doctor is in the room*** donny: doctor, where is Joey?? doctor: who do you think gave you the heart, lungs, prostate and gallbladder? Your gallbladder was actually p dece but I got on a roll lmao donny: 😭 like and reblog if you cried too!
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Worried about what cell phones in schools are doing to the graphing calculator games industry. Are kids today even learning how to play Drug Wars on a TI-83+
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I think what both sides are failing to understand here is that New York is home to a special kind of corner store/deli hybrid called a “bodega.” These unassuming little markets are home to some of the best grub in the city — and sometimes a cat!
Queens bodega named ‘Gaza Deli and Grill’ ignites fear among Jewish New Yorkers — including Oct. 7 survivor: ‘I’m still not safe’ https://t.co/cCy6zc9rzz
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Hundred bucks says Andrew Cuomo thinks the I in “LGTBQIA+” stands for “Italian perverts”
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“Women don’t need men” cool let’s see what you do when a line comes up in a movie that was actually improvised and there’s nobody to lean over and ask you did you know that line was actually improvised
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Who is in the wrong here? The society that destroyed AIM and ruined a generation's capacity for charming banter
From a friend and for context the previous convo was sunday night but who is in the wrong here?
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Just now learning that Sharia Law isn't the woke new Tekken charactar
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I know, I know the "ball knowers" will think this is nerd blasphemy, but Bane is probably better than Ja right now and is definitely a much better fit for the Magic.
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Imagine how good Paul Skenes' numbers would be if he ever got to face the Pirates
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I don't understand why it's headline news that a guy whose business headquarters are in New York would be friendly with a new york financier
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Regarding “white genocide” in South Africa, some claim it’s a real issue. However, more context is needed, and there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run, and so that'll make it a 4–0 ballgame.
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If I’m checking out first thing in the morning, giving the hotel a heads up lets them know they can clean the room and maybe gets somebody else a check-in a couple hours early. Why not perform a courtesy that takes literally a minute?
Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.
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Not only is he correct here, most of the people who say “eye test” aren’t even properly applying that. They watch some of their favorite teams and then cherry picked clips online, and even THEN they’re just watching the ball.
Rudy Gobert when asked about the narrative surrounding small ball lineups and that being a problem for him to defend. "Obviously they've seen that clip of the stepback a thousand times. So did I. That's one clip amongst a lot of other defensive possessions. I know a lot of
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I can excuse oligarchy but I draw the line at being a whiny little bitch about it
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Like yes it led to some pretty humorous misunderstandings but in retrospect probably not worth it
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This is how I feel about the Modern Family episode where Haley goes on the brunch date with Abu Bakr Al-baghdadi
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Aaron Wiggins giving me real Mikal Bridges vibes. Dunno if the defense is at the same level but he would put up some real numbers if he wasn't on such a loaded team
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Love the notion of an algorithm that is sophisticated enough to locate and throttle any version of the word “kill” but is completely fooled by the word “unalive.” The logic has a real Air Bud quality to it
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Wish there was more off-ball actions in the NBA? Allow me to introduce you to Tyrese Haliburton, who has cut off more flare screens than entire teams. On how IND builds actions to their base plays, with off-ball movement enhancing (not being replaced by) the PnR. Link in🧵
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