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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they re stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you re stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, maam, but I hate
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How can this girl look into my eyes and tell me she is studying medicine at Umaru Ali Shinkafi Polytechnic Sokoto state 🤌🤌😭😭😭
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@blance_neige7
私もそう思います。
「私は税金の恩恵を感じたことない。」
というようなことを街頭インタビューで撮って流すTVを観て
「そんなわけないだろ！」と突っ込んでいました！！
道路も街灯も水道も交通インフラも皆保険も税金です。
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U can only love urself to the fullest when u r single don't let any girl with long ears deceive you🙄
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When u see real danger coming towards u remove ur shoes and runaway its called maturity not cowardice.
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Did u realize that people are losing weight drastically these days 🤔
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The first female ADC in Nigeria who allegedly made the First Lady move out of government house. If u know u know 🥱🥱🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️
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That moment when u want to answer d call of nature and key to toilet come loss 😭😭😭😭
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How on earth will u hug ur friend's wife just bc u hvnt met for 6 years and u expect him not to b mad at you and disgrace u in public? Fgs u guys r muslims and u know Islam doesn't allow that. I swear if na me i go use cutlass on him to hell with d friendship haba in Gombe of all
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A phone that doesn't vibrate when the charger enters, please change it, the charging point is too wide 😎
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Stop spending money on girls my brother eat good food first because you are losing weight 😭😭😭
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When a cockroach touches a human it runs to safety to clean itself according to study.
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Your Dad Finish Flogging You, As He Was Abt To Charge His Phone, Charger Shock Am
Don't Lie......U go laugh abi U go runaway 🤔
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Stop being arrogant u r sending a direct message to people about how poor ur home training is🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
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Some mother in-laws are worse than a natural disaster 😡😡. Just bc ur son's wife denied his younger brother access to her husband's bathroom she slapped the wife 4 times and ordered her son to divorce his wife or she lays a curse on him.Dis is too bad 😭😭
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According to ancient research in the 7th century in the world Canadian Elephants were believed to be laying eggs.
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1999 - Nineteen Ninety Nine.
1777- Seventeen Seventy Seven.
1111- Help me out 🙆♀️🙆♀️😭😭
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Studies shows that Wednesday is the best day of the week to go out on a first date with short girls.
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If u want to get more ads on ur tweet mek u pour salt 4 hand b4 u carry phone dey type 🙄
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I was on call with my colleague telling him to write inspiration he said 'e' instead of 'i' then i told him no is 'i' then my daughter said no Aunty Ifeoma said 'i' is for insect 😭😭😭.
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My neighbor donated blood to his girlfriend. After they broke up he wanted his blood back.She threw pad at him and said " I will pay you monthly"🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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If she's slim and tall and always wears red shoes just know that she's a witch. It is clearly shown in cartoons 🙄
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Know Your Kitchen Utensils in Igbo.
Pot - Ite
Cup - Iko
Knife - Mma
Plate - Efere
Stove - Ekwu
Fork - Ndụdụ
Spoon - Ngaji
Fridge - Njuoyi
Sieve - Nyọ/Ọza
Kitchen - Usekwu
Basket - Nkata/Ekete
Microwave - Igwe ndakwa nri
Kitchen Chair - Oche Usekwu
Retweet to educate someone
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No matter how angry you are don't respond to a mosquito bite with a hammer,if u do u will face the consequences alone.
IGBO PROVERB Translated
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Heat dey abeg if u go person house knock and wait till dem say mek u come in b4 u go collect unnecessary beating oo
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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body not to disrespect me.
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Teacher: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Amina: Every morning youll rise and shine!
Amina's Father: 😭😭😭💔💔💔
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If she always wear black bra avoid her don't say i didn't warn u oo 🙄🙄
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Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls 😎
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WHEN YOU ARE ABOVE 40 PLUS!
A. Two things to check as often as you can:
(1) Your blood pressure
(2) Your blood sugar.
B. Six things to reduce to the minimum on your foods:
(1) Salt
(2) sugar
(3) preserved meat and foods
(4) red meat especially roasted
(5) diary products
(6)
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An Igbo proverb loosely translated into English says that a man who sees a woman sitting in public with her legs wide open shouldn’t tell her to close her legs because he doesn’t know whether she needs air in that “region.” 🙄
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@5MGGT8
@Tanuk_Ichi
自分も、腟から大量に出血してそのまま亡くなった子宮頸がんの患者さんを看取った事があります。
まだ40代の方で、死亡直前まで意識はしっかりしており
"助けて下さい"
と訴えながら、腟からの大量の拍動性出血で失血死しました。
人としての尊厳を奪われた死だと思います。
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Ppl can be very annoying the cost of living is getting high day by day but here in Calabar ppl r complaining bitterly because of Dog meat scarcity 😭😭😭😭
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Those of u roaming about with spoons in their pockets at medile which kind of spiritual problems do u have 😭😭😭
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Eat a banana for breakfast! They are known as a happy fruit. Eating just one can help relieve irritable emotions, anger and make u feel happy all day long with an everlasting smile and a laughter of unending joy all through the day according to study.
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I said it i will keep saying it if u like keep shouting madam. A woman can get pregnant without having an affair with a man. I'm more female than u madam. Go and read books women get pregnant without men.
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Ladies is there any perfume with d fragrance of seasoning aroma bc i always perceive the aroma of Terra beef cube whenever this woman pass by my side 😩😩
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Tall girls who use their left hand in holding knife to cut onions cooks the worst meals according to study.
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When the moon is directly above you, you constantly think about your parents even if they are not alive according to study.
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Whenever u become honest everyone around tends to like you according to study.
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When a girl named Esther starts bleaching her skin,it is called "Establishment" they won't teach you this in school 😁😁
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Breathing the air in Mumbai, India for one day is the equivalent of smoking 2.5 packs of cigarettes according to research.
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THE FOUR TYPES OF CONFUSED MEN IN THE WORLD
1:A man who doesn't want to raise another man's child but goes ahead to marry a woman who already has a child, and tells her to leave the child at her parents home, instead of simply marrying a woman without a child..
2:A man who
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Why is it that vomiting is the only sign of pregnancy in Nigerian Movies 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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HOW TO LAST LONG IN BED
1. Go to bed at 10PM
2. Wake up at 5AM
3. Those are 7 hours in bed
4. You lasted 7 hours in bed. Congratulations! 🎉🎊🍾🎈
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Those girls choosing fried grasshopper over chicken pepper soup what exactly is the colour of ur problem 😭😭
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If u can't wash ur wife's underwear when she's heavily pregnant u hv failed as a man. U r nothing rather than a big kid 🙄
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Those of you getting married in Ramadan what kind of spiritual problems do you have for God's sake 😭😭😭😭
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Mozambique rats are more compassionate and shy than humans according to study.
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When you have a crush on a short girl your brain overlooks and ignores the flaws of that person causing them to appear "perfect" according to study.
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I don’t know why adults are throwing insults on each other for the arrest of Bobrisky?
What has her arrest got to do with what Nigeria is currently facing?
You’re so bothered about a harmless person living her life.
Tueh!
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They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? 🤔🤔
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