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yunho should open up a school for idols who have zero stamina when theyre on stage likeeeeee this guy can give you a performance on a fucking exercise bike
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IT WAS CHANGMIN IM CRYIBGSFHFH
if someone got pregnant the same night tvxq 2022 was “announced” their baby would be here by now let that sink in
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the dealers at the poker table in my local sm entertainment kpop casino
LSM also wanted to build kpop cities abroad with casinos and music festivals where you could smoke weed legally.
LSM recently gave a speech on 14 Feb about his dream of kpop stans planting trees and enjoying music festivals (no mention of weed)
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how can you not say father like
“he’s so insane for this” and it’s just a guy smoking a cigarette
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oh there was a sequel alright
13 years ago, Lady Gaga and Beyoncé promised a sequel to their iconic “Telephone”, however it never happened.
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COME BACK TVXQ IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS
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if i saw yunho all thirsty and panting this close up it would be over for me youd have to carry me out on a stretcher
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no but thank u yunho smoking genuinely changed the trajectory of my life forever
“he’s so insane for this” and it’s just a guy smoking a cigarette
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tvxq yunho performing the chance of love at a kindergarten
missing the era where popstars would perform any and every song any and everywhere. ariana performing bang bang on the fuckin country music awards JDJZBXJZHX
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my fav part of every smtown concert is when yunho goes around at the end & it looks like he’s everyone’s father
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They were never supposed to be Kings. They never asked for the burden of the Crown. But for the last two decades, TVXQ has been our rock. Our strength. Our stay. Our Kings. They have devoted their lives to serving.
She was never supposed to be Queen. She never asked for the burden of the Crown. She watched as it crippled her father and sent him to an early grave.
But for the last seven decades, she has been Our rock. Our strength. Our stay. Our Queen. She has devoted her life to service.
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yunho with messy hair and glasses folding his laundry while watching a horror movie at 2am with a massive teddy bear is the man of my dreams
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who’s most likely to go as ken and barbie for the sm halloween party
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i love yunhos little habit of hyping up all his smtown babies by pointing at them likeeeee hes so supportive and lovely
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this man was bestowed the title of emperor of the stage for a reason
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literally any yunho clip but this move he does in purple line in particular is actual fucking insanity like he really was born to perform and do crazy shit on stage
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this man singlehandedly gave birth to all of your kpop boys talk to him nicely ❤️
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i have been diagnosed with a severe yunho in glasses addiction and my doctor tells me that it is incurable
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so not only are we getting villain yunho in a drama soon we are getting villain yunho with long hair ???????????????? didnt mean to moan like that my bad
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father was FUMING …………… he plotted his revenge unbuttoned his shirt and entered that elevator mad as hell
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when the mother of kpop & the father of kpop decided to maximize their joint slay
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yunho would be the sweetest and most encouraging dance teacher of all time like i can already imagine him eventually opening his own dance academy where he teaches the younger generations how they can become the next u know yunho
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this will literally never fail to impress me he could do this shit 20 years from now and i’d still be like ooouuuughhhhhhhhh jung yunho of tvxq the man that you are
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things jung yunho of tvxq invented with his legendary elle korea photoshoot exactly 2 years ago today (a thread) ★
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the cb in tvxq cb stands for changmin’s baby it was literally right under our unsuspecting noses all along
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the cuntiest smoking scene of all time
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every time im depressed i remember the way yunho compared life to a roll of gimbap and instantly feel better
does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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looking this good while sweaty as hell is crazy likeeee im convinced that instead of sweat yunhos body produces glitter
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gold medalist at the face card olympics
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the way he will start to dance & put on a performance literally anywhere im crying
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yunhos body will never cease to amaze me like how the fuck does he do stuff like this …… god hes so fucking cool
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tvxq are so fucking tall they always end up looking like a pair of security guards
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tvxq were 30 and 32 when they did this
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yunho saying he is gonna play a villain in a drama soon …… father is gonna father like no father has ever fathered before
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yunho saying “im not passionate about everything” with footage of him yelling in a practice room at 5am behind him
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straight out of father lake ……… shirt still soaking wet from all the father water he swam through before walking on stage
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the stage director yelled be country but yunho heard act cunty and rolled with it
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older yunho giving an award to younger yunho is sending me 😭 bro really said behind every successful man is himself
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why is he giving bartender vibes here .. save me bartender yunho save meeeee
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i hope yunhos new drama has a bunch of action sequences likeeeeeeeeeee i need him to fuck some guys uppppp
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this is not a kpop mv this is literal cinema
what’s a kpop mv that doesn’t look like a kpop mv if u know what i mean lol
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SELLING WHAT ?
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the average person: uses their pockets to warm up their hands
yunho:
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in my next life i hope im reincarnated as one of yunhos necklaces so that i could spend all my time on his sweaty chest
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yunho dancing with britney spears toxic as bgm 😭😭 when two queens come together to maximize their joint slay
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obsessed with the way yunho builds thrones out of men and sits on them
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doing an insta live in the middle of the night with his plushies 😭😭😭😭😭 the most babygirl man of all time i fear
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well yes!
subgenre of kpop that should become the next trend is just songs that sound like they belong on broadway
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no thoughts just yunho being flabbergasted by a loud ass fanboy looking flattered as hell and then proceeding to thank him specifically
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yunho committing fully to the concept of filming a tiktok with taeyong by wearing the most nct coded sweater i have ever seen 😭 king of always being on brand
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just rewatched the thank u mv and . father isnt enough to describe what he did in the elevator scene we need a word thats even stronger than father
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obsessed with the contrast between his babygirlisms and his biceps like yes hes adorable but yes he will also completely destroy you in a match of arm wrestling
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thank you to yunho from tohoshinki for having an impeccable discography and serving iconic looks for 19 years straight
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how anyone can survive sitting next to yunho is beyond me if i saw a face card this insane up close i would disintegrate
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when the face card is so immaculate that it hits from every possible angle
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yunho stepped on that boat obliterated everyone on board went fucking insane and said im gonna do the cuntiest blood covered victory dance youve ever seen
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he looks identical to an smtown from literally 10 years ago ??????????????
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everyone say thank u mother and father !
what’s a collaboration that changed history?
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tvxq are actually models as their main job and singers as a side gig
qt w what idols would eat up the modeling industry if they weren’t idols
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i love the duality of yunho in a villain role next when his last drama role was the nicest most babygirl ceo of all time
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the funniest thing about comeback season is yunho interrupting yunho
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jung yunho was 22 when he did this
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JUSTICE FOR OFF ROAD !
kpop groups will drop the most amazing, astounding, extrodinary b-side and then never speak of it again.
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37 year old man with cat ears in a tiny car you are the love of my fucking life
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having to perform in front of jung u know yunho is crazy like if he was looking at me like this i would pass the fuck out
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