Does anyone else feel like it’s been taking more wipes than usual recently or is it just me

I just learned how to make crack from the former President of the United States son and honestly that’s cool as fuck

On my 3rd poop before 9am. Today is gunna be a blast if we stay on this trajectory.

Been outside for 27 seconds and my back and ass are soaking wet with sweat. Hell yeah dude

I can’t hold it in anymore the Rizzler needs to loose weight and a lot of it. Kids gunna croak at like 12 at this rate.

Baba O’Riley is blasting in my ears. Never kill yourself.

“Yeah we need putts to start falling” is how I’m gunna explain my under performing sales numbers this quarter

“Hey im DJ X, im gunna play the same 20 songs over and over until you blow your brains out”

Having a white peach flavored liquid IV and it’s flooding back memories of hammering 4+ mango juul pods in the parking garage of the mall

You gotta respect the briefcase play this day and age. Would love to see a briefcase revival honestly

Big Justice needs to start rating some salads on the boom meter bro. Yes I’m 24 on the at 7:44am train commuting to my entry level tech sales job tweeting about a 12 year olds health who I’ve never met and who has so much more money than me.

Farting the whole walk from her apartment to the train station

How tf is everyone on LinkedIn a founder. I thought we have found everything by now dude

Kinda wish the Bruins got a head coach like Bruce Cassidy or Jim Montgomery. Those guys are great coaches and would have loved to have them. I guess we will see how this new guy does tho!

The Boston Bruins won the 2011 Stanley Cup.

Well fellas, i’m back. She’s a girlfriend now. Thanks for following along. Nuss

Cava-> nitro cold brew -> cool mint zyn -> liquid diahrrea pouring out of my ass every 20 mins

Hey dude you are morbidly obese. I think it’s time to scrap the 500 calorie morning coffee.

Classic chipper move skimping me on rice and chicken. No shortage of sour cream tho. Thanks @ChipotleTweets, be back next week!

Kieth Urban