Tora magic has folded. And then folded 3 more times and put in the fake bottom of a bag.

Crazy Sam’s Mind

Incredible results with the kids. Incredible scenes and the passion from Jurgen is stunning. #LFC #YNWA Photo of the Chelsea billion pound bottle jobs.

CLOSE UP MAGICIANS. Go and watch Saltburn on Netflix. It’s a great film but be warned, it’s triggering. I think I’ve done magic for that family before. Lots of gratuitous shots of student balls with long tables and mental rich people parties.

Just got the new Industrial Revelation. People moaning the line is obvious, I can’t see it myself. .

Hector will get the £35.

Gutted. I left the lid open on my ice cream and a horse came in and ate the lot. Now my girlfriend is raging “why didn’t I put the lid on!” Well, sure, that’s like shutting the Carte D’or after the horse has bolted.

Man Utd fans. By Urn 👋

Brilliant work from Chelsea. Getting ahead of being docked points for breaking financial fair play by going for relegation on their own terms.

Chris Cross would make a perfect landlord during Edfringe.

Tonight, I’ve been mainly watching Pedro Pascal protecting children in sci-fi stuff.

Magicians: my friend @noelqualter and I have released a new thing. https://t.co/IlO1087fgL

MAGICIANS. My new trick is out! If you buy it from me that makes you a good person and I’ll also include a copy of my 2022 Blackpool lecture notes. Call now, operators are standing by

Had an amazing time in Edinburgh at the Fringe and only just recovered. Only a few days to go but if you are anywhere near Ed, go see @domjchambers Fake Wizard show. Best magic show I’ve seen in 10 years.

Mixed day for me. Two vile Tories quit but butter is £9.

Happy Father’s Day papa.

How can there only be 6 eps of Floor is Lava?! Livid.

Finally

🚨 It’s not just the parties. He lies about everything.

Great to see city fans paying respect to an ex utd manager by shouting Ole after every city touch.